There's pun rating, there's headslapping, there's headdesking, and then there's THIS.Man, that doll from Frozen is such a babe.
Hey now, don't blame him. For the first time in forever, he could make that pun.There's pun rating, there's headslapping, there's headdesking, and then there's THIS.
Their maiden names were Penis and AnusI would say in both cases it makes a good argument for keeping your maiden name after marriage.
Imagine the wedding announcements -Their maiden names were Penis and Anus
At a Jewish community center? Too Greek/Latin sounding. Try "Tuckus" or "Schmeckel".Their maiden names were Penis and Anus
Cosplayer SoloGrayson was one of those who bought it hoping that it would be something other than actual shit:I do think it's awesome that the company clearly said many times that it was actual bull feces, yet so many people complained when the box contained real bullshit. Reading some of the complaints, and it seems like a lot of people thought all the stuff about it being real feces was just a gag.
--PatrickEveryone is stupid and I am the only smart person alive.
If it's really dried out, it probably doesn't smell much. Unless they open it in a breezy area (or with the fan on) and particulate matter scatters and then starts to absorb moisture from the air over time... and they'll be wondering for weeks why the hell they can't get the shit smell out of the room.Of course it's shit! Why would it be anything other than shit! What seemed disingenuous about their explicit statements that it was shit?
Christ. I hope it smells, because every photo I've seen has been indoors. If you're going to buy it, and there's even a 1% chance that it is feces, then don't open it inside for fuck's sake
Everyone is stupid and I am the only smart person alive.
I thought that was at Planned Parenthood.the joke is that women that have suffered abuse are easy and desperate because of the trauma they have suffered. hilarious
It's usually a lot less traumatic once you make it through the wall of protesters.I thought that was at Planned Parenthood.
Wasn't this an episode of It's Always Sunny...? Or was it the other way around?"Great place to pick up chicks. Cause you know they's fuckin'. Not a lot of virgins at an abortion rally." - Chris Rock
Dunno, never got around to watching that. But he used it in his standup in the 90s.Wasn't this an episode of It's Always Sunny...? Or was it the other way around?
Ahhhhh. Actually, I meant I couldn't remember if the guys in IASIP were picking up women at a pro-choice or a pro-life rally. I'm not a regular watcher, but it's one of the episodes I saw.Dunno, never got around to watching that. But he used it in his standup in the 90s.
Oh yeah? Well my skills include falling in love with 5 people I can't have!
What they did to that dog is just sick!"My parents thought Los Angeles would be a bad influence on me, so I sent them this Christmas Card to let them know everything is just fine."
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It was pro-lifers protesting an abortion clinic, but there was also a group of pro-choice counter protestors.Ahhhhh. Actually, I meant I couldn't remember if the guys in IASIP were picking up women at a pro-choice or a pro-life rally. I'm not a regular watcher, but it's one of the episodes I saw.