Could someone lend me $1 million to buy my own mech?

Dave · Jan 9, 2015

I can't read the posting, but I want one. You lend me the money and I'll let you ride it.

Dei · Jan 9, 2015

Google Translate on the details:

About this product

Features

Weight about 5 tons, height 3.8m engine driven human four-legged giant toy robot (weight, height, changes in both optional)Unlike normal riding toy, safety and comfort is not guaranteed, you can guarantee the dream of mankind "consisting robot pilot".It will be the starter kit without arms, forearms, please purchase separately option.

A million bucks and no arms, I can't justify lending you $1 mil for a mech that requires expansions to work properly.

Ravenpoe · Jan 9, 2015

See, it's the addons where they get ya.

sixpackshaker · Jan 9, 2015

How much for two extra heat sinks and medium lasers?

PatrThom · Jan 9, 2015

I'd hold out until they armor the weak points.

--Patrick

ThatNickGuy · Jan 9, 2015

Fucking DLC.

ncts_dodge_man · Jan 9, 2015

Can we loan you 1 million internet dollars?

Terrik · Jan 9, 2015

ncts_dodge_man said:
Can we loan you 1 million internet dollars?

So bit coin then

Celt Z · Jan 9, 2015

If we give Dave bit coins he's just going to spend them on drugs and fake passports.

GasBandit · Jan 9, 2015

It needs to either have jump jets or a gauss rifle. If it doesn't have at least one or the other, it's not worth piloting.

Ravenpoe · Jan 9, 2015

ncts_dodge_man said:
Can we loan you 1 million internet dollars?

Halbucks.

Terrik · Jan 9, 2015

GasBandit said:
It needs to either have jump jets or a gauss rifle. If it doesn't have at least one or the other, it's not worth piloting.

I'll see your gauss rifle and raise you one ER PPC

Frank · Jan 9, 2015

Nova Cats carry neither of those things and yet are the best mech.

Wait, it carries ER PPCs, so I'm wrong.

PatrThom · Jan 9, 2015

I've said it before, and I'll say it again...PPCs and LR were my favorite.

--Patrick

Officer_Charon · Jan 9, 2015

Frank said:
Nova Cats carry neither of those things and yet are the best mech.

Wait, it carries ER PPCs, so I'm wrong.

You added a superfluous "Cat" on the end of the best mech. It's okay - happens to most folks.

Frank · Jan 9, 2015

Officer_Charon said:
You added a superfluous "Cat" on the end of the best mech. It's okay - happens to most folks.

Nova Cat superior, Nova inferior.

Ravenpoe · Jan 9, 2015

Nerds

ThatNickGuy · Jan 10, 2015

PatrThom · Jan 10, 2015

But not a real green mech, that's cruel... :notes:

--Patrick

Thread Necromancer · Jan 10, 2015

If we all pitch in to fund and design a mech i will build one for us.

Halforums world defense team GO!!

figmentPez · Jan 10, 2015

Celt Z said:
If we give Dave bit coins he's just going to spend them on drugs and fake passports.

What would he buy if we gave him Dogecoin?

Celt Z · Jan 10, 2015

Thread Necromancer said:
If we all pitch in to fund and design a mech...

Oh, good. We'll have a minotaur penis mech.

Squidleybits · Jan 10, 2015

Dave said:
I can't read the posting, but I want one. You lend me the money and I'll let you ride it.

Well, when I win the lottery, I want a custom hot pink beetle with matching leather heated seats, to see Iceland and to finish the basement. I'm sure we could reach an arrangement.