Bring out Gifs!

[jwhouk]

I'da bit the guy in the kneecaps.

 

[PatrThom]

The better questions is, why is he barefoot?

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

I'm not sure if this was a demo of the arm, or of the floor.

--Patrick

 

[Terrik]

That is a great gadget for dancing..



Alone.

 

[CynicismKills]

@Emrys

 

[DarkAudit]

@Emrys

You're gonna have to clean up from the squeesplosion this time.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

 

[Doomweasel minion]

@Emrys

Well, I hope you're happy. She squeexploded into a million billion bits and who gets to clean up the mess? Why, I do believe it's the doomweasels. I certainly don't see any humans around, handing out tasty chicken snacks and trembling in fear at our awesomeness.

We've got four ferrets searching out the bits, two ferrets on broom duty, two more with the paper towels, one with a squeegee, and one other using a giant sponge shaped like a foot.

And I still am not seeing any tasty chicken snacks. <grumble grumble dookdookdookity grumble>

 

[fade]

 

[PatrThom]

Lesson one: Do not underestimate your opponent.

Lesson two: See Lesson one, above.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

Since this was reblogged on Obscurus Lupa's Tumblr I assume this is footage from Channel Awesome headquarters.

 

[GasBandit]

Ok, the sharks... I kinda get... but why is Barf from Spaceballs there?

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

Canadian bukkake

 

[Cheesy1]

Not enough maple syrup involved.

 

[PatrThom]

Canadian bukkake

I SAID SNOWBLOWER NOT SNOW BLOW HER

--Patrick

 

[jwhouk]

The MLS Ice Bucket Challenge: You're Doing It Wrong.

 

[GasBandit]

NSFW audio, but that's the joke.

 

[GasBandit]

You think you got moves, bitches? I got the moves.

 

[GasBandit]

Oh shiiiiiiiii

 

[fade]

When are people going to learn to set their parking brakes and turn their wheels to the curb when their cars burst into flames?

--OR--

Hey look, flames really do make it go faster!

 

[PatrThom]

It's like the fire department version of Squirrel Cop.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

I'm just surprised the barricade held, really.

 

[fade]

They're required to withstand a crash from a typical car up to a certain MPH, though aren't they? From what I've read, a good bit of design work goes into those things, even though it doesn't look like it. In fact, a class-action lawsuit just had TX testing some of them to ensure they worked as designed (i.e. to shear down the middle to distribute the force of a crash like Kevlar).

 

[DarkAudit]

It was Norway, so it was probably built to a higher standard than TX.

 

[GasBandit]

It was Norway, so it was probably built to a higher standard than TX.

... it's a fair cop.

 

[figmentPez]

I could wait nearly a year until it's seasonally appropriate to post this, but I have no patience right now:

 

[DarkAudit]

I could wait nearly a year until it's seasonally appropriate to post this, but I have no patience right now:

Fine by me. It's Santa's off-season conditioning routine.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[filmfanatic]