Random Video Game Crap

Bowielee

Bowielee

Well, it is the Philippines. I'm actually surprised they didn't have a policy barring homosexuals entirely. I once dated a guy from the Philippines and, well, let's just say there's a reason he lives in America now.
 
Terrik

Terrik

My assault wagon. I learned you can map individual parts, like cannons for instance, to separate keys so you can fire individually. Also, mapping right side tires to 7 (front) and 1 (rear) and left side tires 9 (front) 3 (rear) on the keypad is a much easier way of steering. I just slaughtered a couple cannons and an army with this thing.

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Bubble181

Bubble181

The problem being, of course, that Mohammed Atta annd his buddies did practise in MS Flight Simulator to learn how to aim for the towers, and youngsters all over did become pill-popping, lock-yourself-in-a-dark-room, loud-repetitive-music munchers after pac man.
 
Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

ThatNickGuy said:
Still waiting for Valve to announce they have something planned for E3. (A.k.a.: You know what.)

Then again, I wait for that every year. :(
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The whole stage will go black as the Valve presentation begins.

"We've heard your cries over the years, and we're proud to announce that -finally,- we here at Valve have learned to count to three."

A hushed, electric excitement passes over the crowd. Could it really be?

"After much MUCH waiting, Valve finally presents to you... TEAM FORTRESS 3! Now with even more hats!"

...

The convention center was completely burnt to the ground not an hour after. There were no survivors.
 
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