You are the worst x-man.I have chronic back pain, thanks to arthritis in both hips and that mutant sixth vertebrae in my lower spine. It only flares up when it gets ungodly cold.
...Think about that for a moment.
You are the worst x-man.I have chronic back pain, thanks to arthritis in both hips and that mutant sixth vertebrae in my lower spine. It only flares up when it gets ungodly cold.
...Think about that for a moment.
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHDamn it. One of the teeth that I was supposed to have surgically removed last September (but have had to put off due to work situations) snapped off below the gumline last night and is now just wobbling around loose. I can't figure out what's holding the damn thing in and don't want to break it off and choke on it tonight when I'm trying to sleep.
Not quite what happened here, but close. 4" of snow in the last 2 hours of my shift yesterday. Then rain, and now ice. Car gave up on the last 20 feet of hill before my driveway coming home this morning. If I'd tried going down instead, I'd have either slid right past or spun into a neighbor's yard.Snowed for nine hours. Then rained all over it. Then froze in the night.
Now it's time to shovel that shit--woo!
More like chisel and jackhammer.Snowed for nine hours. Then rained all over it. Then froze in the night.
Now it's time to shovel that shit--woo!
Not quite what happened here, but close. 4" of snow in the last 2 hours of my shift yesterday. Then rain, and now ice. Car gave up on the last 20 feet of hill before my driveway coming home this morning. If I'd tried going down instead, I'd have either slid right past or spun into a neighbor's yard.
Stupid vog you need to go away! My eyes are on fire.
You are the worst x-man.
Then again, she's only 17...Chances of her holding that job for an extended period of time are pretty slim.In the case of work, I don't recommend dipping your pen in the company ink, no matter the age difference or lack thereof.
Heh Gasbandit.There's a new girl at work. She's drop dead gorgeous. The kind of gorgeous that kinda hits you in the face. One of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. So naturally, I go talk to her.
She's really sweet, funny. Nice girl. And then...
Her: "This is my first real job, but there's limits on how much I can work here because I'm 17."
!!!
Brain: What? She looks like she's in her mid 20's. Time to get outta...
Her: "But I turn 18 in two months."
...
Brain: Standby. Await further orders.
So now I feel like a creepy @GasBandit
She's a temporary hire, so the chances of her staying there are about zero. But the coworker part wasn't the part that had me worried here...Then again, she's only 17...Chances of her holding that job for an extended period of time are pretty slim.
Put it in her pooper.She's a temporary hire, so the chances of her staying there are about zero. But the coworker part wasn't the part that had me worried here...
ftfyPut it in her pooper (in two months).
Oh, you ain't at all alone in that!Oh I know. I just feel stupid and disorganized.
Welcome to the club, we have decoder rings.Oh I know. I just feel stupid and disorganized.
I can't find mine.Welcome to the club, we have decoder rings.
Mine works just fine.Welcome to the club, we have decoder rings.
They don't work, though.
@Squidleybits, you get a Major FAIL for this.So I feed the family, clean the kitchen, get the kids bathed and ready for bed, finished my chores and settle down for a night of tv. Agent Carter finale is in a few hours and nothing else of interest is on so I decide to watch Of Mice and Men from the DVR.
Our cat Lulu decides that my lap is the perfect place for a nap. She gives me unabashed unconditional cat love for an eternity. I'm talking full blown draping herself across me and purring until she starts snoring she is so comfortable. This is a very rare occurrence, she might otherwise just join me for a moment before deciding that the DVR is a warmer place to sleep. So I am really enjoying it and prolonging it as best I can. I remain motionless and just enjoy the movie.
Then when Agent Carter starts my wife picks up the cat and says "Who's a sleepy kitty? " puts her down on the ground and continues with "Now that the cat's off you , can you make me a tea?"
WTF.
Be careful. That sounds like the part of the movie where the wife gets in a car wreck.OMG the weather went from reasonable winter day to "OMFG I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BUT WHITE" right before I had to get my son from school. Am currently sitting at home debating if I should get my daughter now instead of letting her do her after school shit, or hope it's calmed down in an hour.