Introduce Yourself!
- Thread starter gargoyle_eva
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I'm guessing you haven't watched even half an episode of Spongebob Squarepants...
Hah! Joke's on you.
I have, in fact, watched almost exactly half an episode of Spongebob...before I said, "This is ridiculous" and turned the channel.
--Patrick
Hey I'm curious cause I don't see it.. Might be moot, but was just wondering if anyone likes to talk cars? I didn't see a section for it. I thought it funny cause I used to work on computers.. Now working on replacing an entire engine not really knowing wtf I'm doing lol. Most satisfying part was sawing through a piston that was busted and jammed in the head of the engine. That's what she said? 
GasBandit
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I've never sawed through a piston, but I did melt a piston head once.Hey I'm curious cause I don't see it.. Might be moot, but was just wondering if anyone likes to talk cars? I didn't see a section for it. I thought it funny cause I used to work on computers.. Now working on replacing an entire engine not really knowing wtf I'm doing lol. Most satisfying part was sawing through a piston that was busted and jammed in the head of the engine. That's what she said?
Just did under tech talk.. Couldn't think of a better place?
Welcome to our corner of the internet.
I wanted to change my location to "chilling out in chile" but it seems that I wasn't allowed to
GasBandit
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I wanted to change my location to "chilling out in chile" but it seems that I wasn't allowed to
No it isn't.
Doubtful. Chill, we're just messing with you.
All right, all right, you got me, I promise it'll be the last time I make a joke this bad on this page. I mean, I'm not even a knight, so I don't even have a page! And even if I did, I don't know how I'd end up on top of him!
... shit.
Nobody claimed he was yours. Abusing my page is in quite bad form, too.
Yes. I will listen to whatever you want to tell me...provided you can figure out how to unlatch the door after I've removed the doorknob.
I don't want to waste my time with someone who can't figure out how to work a door.
--Patrick
GasBandit
Staff member
At no point in your post did you not specify that. PERMANENTLY unlatching is still unlatching.If you'll notice, I specifically worded it so that breaking the door down wouldn't count.
--Patrick
GasBandit
Staff member
Well, if you prefer, I could blow the hinges off instead of the latch. The latch would simply slip out of the strike plate as the door twisted and fell.
GasBandit
Staff member
Potayto, potahto.
