[Movies] The DC Cinematic Universe - The David Zazlav Dumpster Fire.

PatrThom

PatrThom

It looks so much better without all that Portuguese getting in the way.
Also now I want to know who all the other narrators are along with Tyson.
(this will be the second Superman-Tyson tie-in that I know of)

--Patrick
 
Frank

Frank

A lot can be said, but I'll say this, Batfleck looks fucking rad.

I'll also take modulated robovoice (which I'm gonna guess is only when he's wearing the Dark Knight Returns Miller Robo-Batsuit, but I could be wrong) over Balevoice any day.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Frank said:
A lot can be said, but I'll say this, Batfleck looks fucking rad.

I'll also take modulated robovoice (which I'm gonna guess is only when he's wearing the Dark Knight Returns Miller Robo-Batsuit, but I could be wrong) over Balevoice any day.
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He looks great until you realize how close he looks to Lego Batman.

 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

GasBandit said:
Sigh. That looks so awful.

I'll probably go see it.

I'm as disappointed in me as you guys are.
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Just out of curiosity, if it looks as awful as you say, why go see it?[DOUBLEPOST=1429313671,1429313628][/DOUBLEPOST]
Frank said:
Eh, I meant the non Miller robosuited Batfleck.
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Yeah, can't argue with that. I mean, I like the Superman suit they're using here (and Man of Steel's). The movie still looks like total dreck.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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ThatNickGuy said:
Just out of curiosity, if it looks as awful as you say, why go see it?
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Because I frequently watch awful movies.
I actually have a real, honest to god VHS copy of the worst movie ever produced - A Polish Vampire in Burbank.
Yes, it's worse than Manos: Hands of Fate.
Yes, it's worse than Plan 9 From Outer Space.
It was so bad I couldn't bear to watch more than 20 minutes of it at a stretch. But over a few weeks, I managed to get through the whole thing, piece by piece.
 
PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
Because I frequently watch awful movies.
I actually have a real, honest to god VHS copy of the worst movie ever produced - A Polish Vampire in Burbank.
Yes, it's worse than Manos: Hands of Fate.
Yes, it's worse than Plan 9 From Outer Space.
It was so bad I couldn't bear to watch more than 20 minutes of it at a stretch. But over a few weeks, I managed to get through the whole thing, piece by piece.
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I've seen one of these movies.

--Patrick
 
Celt Z

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
Because I frequently watch awful movies.
I actually have a real, honest to god VHS copy of the worst movie ever produced - A Polish Vampire in Burbank.
Yes, it's worse than Manos: Hands of Fate.
Yes, it's worse than Plan 9 From Outer Space.
It was so bad I couldn't bear to watch more than 20 minutes of it at a stretch. But over a few weeks, I managed to get through the whole thing, piece by piece.
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But all those things were made better by adding Mystery Science Theater 3000.

.....
Guys, I think I just found a way to save Batman v Superman.
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

PatrThom said:
It looks so much better without all that Portuguese getting in the way.
Also now I want to know who all the other narrators are along with Tyson.
(this will be the second Superman-Tyson tie-in that I know of)

--Patrick
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The "devils come from the sky" line at the end is Jesse Eisenburg/ Lex Luther
 
Null

Null

Yes, the official trailer visually looks less shitty, but still like a badly considered movie. Guess Batman's got no qualms about killing this time, though, since he does a fucking airstrike on the guys by the SUV.
 
fade

fade

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I'm going to be the voice of dissent as usual and say I liked the bleed line. Batman uses intimidation quite a bit and it sounds like a good line for intimidating an invulnerable man. The rest of the dialogue was pretty banal, though.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

It would've been better if they'd gone all-out Injustice, and given us a storyline of Superman trying to seize control of power, out of a desire to protect and serve the populace.

Actually, y'know what, just give us a live-action Injustice movie. I'd watch that.
 
Dave

Dave

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You know, I'm reading that "Do you bleed?" line differently. Oh sure, it could be that Batman is asking him right before he kicks ass, and it would suck if it were that way. But it also could be Batman asking Supes if he feelings and regrets about the things he'd done. As in, your heart bleeds when feeling sorry for someone or feeling beset upon unjustly. Like Batman is saying before things go to shit, "Do you have doubts? Do you feel it when they hate you?"

I know it's a stretch, but it's also a possibility and more in line with how Batman treated Supes early on, regarding him as an unfeeling alien.

Just a thought.
 
Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Dave said:
You know, I'm reading that "Do you bleed?" line differently. Oh sure, it could be that Batman is asking him right before he kicks ass, and it would suck if it were that way. But it also could be Batman asking Supes if he feelings and regrets about the things he'd done. As in, your heart bleeds when feeling sorry for someone or feeling beset upon unjustly. Like Batman is saying before things go to shit, "Do you have doubts? Do you feel it when they hate you?"

I know it's a stretch, but it's also a possibility and more in line with how Batman treated Supes early on, regarding him as an unfeeling alien.

Just a thought.
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Yeah, but then you remember who's directing this movie.
 
GasBandit

GasBandit

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Bowielee said:
I'm sure that I've seen it. Isn't the vampire all about trying to tap ass more than suck blood?
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Not really. No moreso than any other vampire movie anyway, in that it definitely makes the obvious connection between vampirism and sexuality, but really... what do you think kept teenaged me coming back to watch more of this godawful thing? The hope that, true to its crappy quality, it had porn in it. And lo, there was none.
 
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