Remember that little hospital stay I had in January? I've found I can make those symptoms come and go at will, just lay off the Prilosec for a couple of days.
Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
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Same here, i get terrible reflux off prilosec.Remember that little hospital stay I had in January? I've found I can make those symptoms come and go at will, just lay off the Prilosec for a couple of days.
I hate writing query letters. Didn't I do enough work writing and editing a book? Why do I have to get an agent or a publisher? Why can't it just transform into money? Writing these 150 words is worse than writing the 100,000 preceding them. I just want to enjoy what's left of my damn weekend. Waaaaaahhhhhh.
They were out of Thor cup toppers at the movies . I like Black Widow and all but she's no Thor.
. I like Black Widow and all but she's no Thor.
I was given an Ultron one and I passed it back for Thor. She went looking and came back with the one I got.
I hate this so much. Sometimes if I have a soda too early in the day my chest is on fire. I used to get it really bad off of tequila and rum, back when I still drank the stuff.
We're all getting old! We're going to have to leave this place to @Yoshimickster in our collective will.
I have to drink caffeine at 10pm or I'll fall asleep before I make it to the bed.
And under my reign it would be a glorious den of chaos! And by that I mean filled with whatever us millennials evolve into. Seriously though, let's hope this "Constantly looking at our phone despite being with people" phase dies out.
I've been there for a while and it's been sad
I used to drink coffee all night...
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I've got this earworm of a song that won't get out my head. Well, not the whole song, just the same 8 measures over and over again. It's this fast flamenco type guitar thing that's about 120bpm and I can't remember much more of it or even where I heard it. I've been dredging up HFA music a lot this weekend so it could have been any of a hundred places, or even maybe just the soundtrack to a game or an anime or something. Aaaiigh
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Much as I would love to, I'm not going to record a MP3 of me doing a-capella of 8 bars of a song I can only half remember.
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HAH. I know, right? But those are a catchy 8 bars.
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So one of our friends husbands left her, and she was pissed and filed a cps case against him (with my wife verifying what was going on), now two days after that they are getting back together buy hey, now CPS wants to talk to the husband and the wife and the kids, who would have thought that was going to happen (besides you know, everyone)!
If your wife was willing to verify, does that mean that something actually was going on worthy of involving cps? If so, it might not be so bad that they're involved now.
Though, for the sake of the kids, it sounds like these two would be better divorced.
Yeah, wtf? Before I break out the pitchforks, was the CPS call justified?
WELP, I may just be a glutton for punishment. Tonight for dinner I sauteed green peppers and spicy Italian sausage together and then coated it in hot sauce, because fuck it, that's my comfort food. I was told that if I wake her up tonight bitching about heartburn that I'm not allowed to eat anything but boiled everything for a week.
Yeah I keep telling myself to stop having cereal or anything with a shitload of dairy because I know I'll wake up feeling gross, but here I sit with a freshly empty bowl anyway.
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Razzafraggin donah wrackin salesweasel broke my stapler.
It ran out of staples, he tried to load it with heavy duty staples (which are about 5 times as thick as the correct staples).
Then when it didn't staple, he pounded on the top until the heavy duty staple got wedged too far in to come back out.
It's the "Office Space" red Swingline model 747 from thinkgeek (currently sold out).
Was a christmas present from Pauline.
It ran out of staples, he tried to load it with heavy duty staples (which are about 5 times as thick as the correct staples).
Then when it didn't staple, he pounded on the top until the heavy duty staple got wedged too far in to come back out.
It's the "Office Space" red Swingline model 747 from thinkgeek (currently sold out).
Was a christmas present from Pauline.
"It's just a stapler."
"Your explanation is insufficient. Now you must die."
Also, I question the wisdom of allowing someone to use your stapler whose solution to "it's not working" seems to be "hit it more harder until it working."
--Patrick
