My sister loved Jem and the Holograms. And you know, it wasn't terribly shitty. There was a lot to go with - a young woman who got a hot job at a record company an all female pop act, but realizes her boss is sleazy and he promotes a trashy pop all-girl version of Poison or other hair metal bands. Basically the sort of 1980's one hit wonders there was no shortage of, so she knows she'll be blamed when the group inevitably fails and her sleaze boss uses her as a scapegoat. Then she finds out that she's inherited an AI construct based off her mother with an incredibly cutting edge holographic projection system. She uses it to create a glam-rock alter-ego whose band she can manage and unleash her own talents. And they have adventures along the way.
How the fuck did they manage to screw that up so badly? It could have been a sort of Devil Wears Prada but with glam-rock instead of high fashion. Hell, you could even have it so that the band pioneered holographic performance, like a more elaborate version of that whole Vocaloid thing.
Shit, I'll even break this down, figure a 90-minute movie.
first 15: establish main character: excited about promotion to company's LA office, new management job with label on a heavily promoted new act. Phone call with mom, indicating that it's been a long time since she came home but she promises to, "soon". Conversation with friend mentioning old garage band they had that "could have gone somewhere", but main character decided to pursue a business degree instead because she "didn't want wind up living on a bus going from gig to gig", etc.
second 15: problems arise: LA sucks, she's not the real manager but the manager's assistant, he expects her to do all the work while he takes all the credit as well as being a huge creep, and the new act is a bunch of reality talent show "winners" who are more unstable than talented. Lead singer in particular a problem - substance abuse, social media nightmare, etc. Protagonist deals with stress via writing and playing music alone in her apartment.
third 15: glimmers of hope: producer for the new band turns out to be obvious male love interest, gives her advice on handling the band and dealing with creepy manager. Introduces her to the studio musicians that he remixes into the promoted band's work to make it actually sound good. She instantly gels with them and finds herself less alone.
fourth 15: things get worse: lead singer has eyes for producer and sees main character as obvious competition, drives at making her look bad in front of creepy manager and attempting to get her fired. Sudden phone call - mother has died of terminal illness the daughter hadn't been aware of. main character has to go home for funeral and deal with final business.
fifth 15: while going through mothers' things, including lots of papers and journals on AI research, simulacra, light projection, etc (mother was some kind of brilliant cybernetic researcher), she uncovers unique AI construct in hidden lab in family home. AI personality has memories of mother, so it helps give main character closure and advice. Then it shows her the powerful holographic matrix it can use to create completely lifelike images.
final 15: main character reinvents herself as a holographic persona, teams up with studio musicians (all recently fired from company in act of spite), launches their own act online as holographic rock/pop stars (a la Vocaloid/ Gorillaz/etc) and quickly become a super viral act known as Jem and the Holograms. She uses her business acumen to start their own label, and the movie ends with them going on tour, one of the hottest new acts on the scene. Main character gets call from friend from start of movie. "So, how's it feel, actually living on a bus going from gig to gig?" "There's no place I'd rather be." end music, credits. outtakes during credits/as stinger.
HOW FUCKING HARD IS THAT?! HOW DID THEY FUCK THAT UP?!