Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

PatrThom · Jun 8, 2015

Having a new girlfriend can really cut into your grinding time.

--Patrick

Cheesy1 · Jun 8, 2015

PatrThom said:
Having a new girlfriend can really cut into your grinding time.

--Patrick

Depending on how you are using that phrase.

PatrThom · Jun 8, 2015

Cheesy1 said:
Depending on how you are using that phrase.

I think by now you should know.
Where applicable, I generally mean them every way.

--Patrick

Celt Z · Jun 8, 2015

GasBandit said:

Well, duh, that's because there's so much traffic in NYC, you're lucky you move at all.

GasBandit · Jun 8, 2015

Celt Z said:
Well, duh, that's because there's so much traffic in NYC, you're lucky you move at all.

Yeah, I've heard the saying before, "nobody drives in New York, there's too much traffic."

Celt Z · Jun 8, 2015

GasBandit said:
Yeah, I've heard the saying before, "nobody drives in New York, there's too much traffic."

That's because 90% of it is taxis.

(Okay, maybe not 90, but a lot.)

GasBandit · Jun 8, 2015

Celt Z said:
That's because 90% of it is taxis.

(Okay, maybe not 90, but a lot.)

Meanwhile, "Driving in Texas."

(Ok, actually Michigan, but if the shoe fits...)

Ravenpoe · Jun 8, 2015

GasBandit said:
Meanwhile, "Driving in Texas."

(Ok, actually Michigan, but if the shoe fits...)

Them Duke boys... really should stop this, they're getting old.

GasBandit · Jun 8, 2015

Ravenpoe said:
Them Duke boys... really should stop this, they're getting old.

The Dukes of Hazzard, however, took place in Georgia.

PatrThom · Jun 8, 2015

GasBandit said:
(Ok, actually Michigan, but if the shoe fits...)

Here's the story for anyone interested.

--Patrick

Hailey Knight · Jun 8, 2015

GasBandit said:
Yeah, I've heard the saying before, "nobody drives in New York, there's too much traffic."

Only drive in NYC if you like watching pedestrians walk past your car and then constantly in front of it. Walk signs are pretty lights.

My hometown was a couple hours west of NYC and was a place where some people out there had summer homes. Problem was, they had no idea how to drive outside gridlock, with lots of twisting roads and 60 MPH speed limits. Accidents galore.

DarkAudit · Jun 9, 2015

Zero Esc said:
Only drive in NYC if you like watching pedestrians walk past your car and then constantly in front of it. Walk signs are pretty lights.

My hometown was a couple hours west of NYC and was a place where some people out there had summer homes. Problem was, they had no idea how to drive outside gridlock, with lots of twisting roads and 60 MPH speed limits. Accidents galore.

There were a few midtown hotels with the same rate as the one in North Bergen I eventually chose. One problem. "No Parking." The delay in getting to the city via light rail and PATH, no big deal. Plus I don't have to deal with the ginormous toll getting through the tunnels into Manhattan.

ThatNickGuy · Jun 9, 2015

GasBandit said:
The Dukes of Hazzard, however, took place in Georgia.

Georgia, Michigan, Texas. Let's be honest. They're all the same thing.

*dives for cover!*
:hide:

GasBandit · Jun 9, 2015

ThatNickGuy said:
Georgia, Michigan, Texas. Let's be honest. They're all the same thing.

*dives for cover!*

Yes, three places better than Canada :troll:

GasBandit · Jun 9, 2015

DarkAudit · Jun 9, 2015

Your front gate? :troll:

Cajungal · Jun 9, 2015

You won't wear a shirt and you'll cry...

GasBandit · Jun 9, 2015

GasBandit · Jun 9, 2015

figmentPez · Jun 9, 2015

Obviously newspapers are failing because snake people just don't care about the word at large.

I mean, it couldn't possibly be any other reason...

ThatNickGuy · Jun 9, 2015

figmentPez said:
Obviously newspapers are failing because snake people just don't care about the word at large.

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I mean, it couldn't possibly be any other reason...

I'm surprised any team would take him on. As a player, he seems a little too green.

DarkAudit · Jun 9, 2015

Oh, that guy. They had to make a new rule named after him because of this...

GasBandit · Jun 9, 2015

fade · Jun 9, 2015

You have to solicit compliments? Isn't a compliment a solicitation in and of itself? Essentially, this is saying that one solicitation has priority over the other?

GasBandit · Jun 9, 2015

fade said:
You have to solicit compliments? Isn't a compliment a solicitation in and of itself? Essentially, this is saying that one solicitation has priority over the other?

You're trying to inject logic into a rats nest of insecurity-driven insanity.

Bowielee · Jun 9, 2015

Sorry, it bugs the hell out of me. It's MASSIVE shitlord, not mass of shitlord.

Emrys · Jun 9, 2015

ThatNickGuy said:
I'm surprised any team would take him on. As a player, he seems a little too green.

figmentPez · Jun 9, 2015

PatrThom · Jun 9, 2015

Bowielee said:
Sorry, it bugs the hell out of me. It's MASSIVE shitlord, not mass of shitlord.

Yeah, they could of got it right.

--Patrick

Bowielee · Jun 9, 2015

PatrThom said:
Yeah, they could of got it right.

--Patrick

bhamv3 · Jun 9, 2015

Perhaps she's saying the sun, being rather large and all, can be considered a gigantic ball of shitlords undergoing nuclear fusion.

AgentUp · Jun 9, 2015

GasBandit said:

In real life:
"Hi, I think that dress looks great on you"
"Thanks!"

On the Internet:
"Hi"
"RAPE!"

I've found the ultra sensitive people only lurk behind keyboards.

Bowielee · Jun 10, 2015

bhamv3 said:
Perhaps she's saying the sun, being rather large and all, can be considered a gigantic ball of shitlords undergoing nuclear fusion.

Then it should have been "mass of shitlordS."

Either way:

ncts_dodge_man · Jun 10, 2015

GasBandit · Jun 10, 2015

Bowielee said:
Then it should have been "mass of shitlordS."

Either way:
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Unless shitlord can be a substance. "I'd like 3 pounds of shitlord, 1 pound of fuckboi, and a quart of male tears please."