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Dec 3, 2013#1

CrimsonSoul

Dec 3, 2013#2

Draxo

Dec 3, 2013#3

figmentPez

via FoodBeast

Dec 3, 2013#4

sixpackshaker

CrimsonSoul said:

THAT IS ONE SEXY BITCH! on the second photo

Dec 3, 2013#5

sixpackshaker

Dec 3, 2013#6

Hylian

http://thegentlemansarmchair.com/comic/hard-decisions/

Dec 3, 2013#7

Dei

Blue ball?!

Dec 3, 2013#8

sixpackshaker

Dei said:
Blue ball?!

Well there goes half the demographic.

Dec 3, 2013#9

Hylian

stienman said:
I bet a kickstarter for a magic 8 ball that had 20 insulting non-answers would be great.

What would an insulting "8 ball" be? Couldn't use the 8 ball due to copyright, but there's probably something funny one could do...

You could call it a Hate Ball

Dec 3, 2013#10

Jay

Dec 3, 2013#11

Shawn

figmentPez said:
via FoodBeast

Sadly this took me longer than I'm willing to admit.

Dec 3, 2013#12

PatrThom

stienman said:
I bet a kickstarter for a magic 8 ball that had 20 insulting non-answers would be great.

Already exists.

--Patrick

Dec 3, 2013#13

Jay

Dec 3, 2013#14

General Specific

Dec 3, 2013#15

DarkAudit

Dec 3, 2013#16

Ravenpoe

PatrThom said:
Already exists.

--Patrick

Also:

source: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/01/17

Dec 3, 2013#17

Gilgamesh

DarkAudit said:

That's not real right? Right?!

Dec 3, 2013#18

DarkAudit

Gilgamesh said:
That's not real right? Right?!

It was... it's been pulled.

Dec 4, 2013#19

Fun Size

General Specific said:

Hoooowdy ho!

Dec 4, 2013#20

Dave

A Jewish buddy of mine wants to make "Jew Balls". Basically it's a magic 8-ball with sayings like, "Have you eaten? You look hungry!" and "Take a jacket! You'll catch pneumonia!" or "I want to be a grandmother before I die."

But we never did.

Dec 4, 2013#21

Covar

Old, but a classic.

Dec 4, 2013#22

Zappit

Hey, Tumblr!

Dec 4, 2013#23

Ravenpoe

Zappit said:
Hey, Tumblr!

A broken photobucket link?

Dec 5, 2013#24

Jay

Dec 5, 2013#25

Officer_Charon

Smooooooooth

Dec 5, 2013#26

evilmike

Dec 5, 2013#27

bhamv3

You fool! There's no exit condition! We'll be in recursive dogception forever!

Dec 5, 2013#28

Jay

Dec 5, 2013#29

Terrik

You act like there's a difference.

Dec 6, 2013#30

ThatNickGuy

This is a part of the job I bet neither @Officer_Charon nor @Frank saw coming.

Dec 6, 2013#31

PatrThom

Amateurs. They won't get far if they've left their electronic anal probes in the car!

--Patrick

Dec 6, 2013#32

Jay

Should have had this for my farewell interview.

Dec 7, 2013#33

Hailey Knight

Dec 7, 2013#34

jwhouk

Zero Esc said:

"Es vorn de vurn, de vurn de TERRIBLE COOK du hey!"

Dec 7, 2013#35

Cheesy1

Oh man, I can see him sitting in the balcony with Statler and Waldorf making snarky comments with them at the Swedish Chef the whole time!

Dec 7, 2013#36

Shawn

stienman said:
That would be awesome! I'm hoping this is from the set of the muppets movie, and that Gordon makes a guest appearance.

It has to be the set of something. They won't have the Waldorf puppet and Rasmey in costume in the same place like that for very little other reason.

In fact I'll bet that the scene involves Waldorf at that hot dog cart and Ramsey trying to treat it like a Kitchen Nightmares.

Dec 7, 2013#37

HCGLNS

Dec 7, 2013#38

Sparhawk

Shawnacy said:
It has to be the set of something. They won't have the Waldorf puppet and Rasmey in costume in the same place like that for very little other reason.

In fact I'll bet that the scene involves Waldorf at that hot dog cart and Ramsey trying to treat it like a Kitchen Nightmares.

Uhm....that the Swedish Chef, not Waldorf.

Hope this link works, from the Muppets facebook page, posted yesterday.

Dec 7, 2013#39

klew

Dec 7, 2013#40

Shawn

Sparhawk said:
Uhm....that the Swedish Chef, not Waldorf.

DOH!

Dec 8, 2013#41

Frank

Dec 9, 2013#42

Hylian

http://garri69.deviantart.com/art/NewY-019-412906551

Dec 9, 2013#43

GasBandit

So I've been feeling pretty bummed today.

But I walk out into the parking lot at lunch, and see this tattered box next to my car.

And for reasons that will be obvious to some, I can't help yelling it.

SPANAKOPITAAA!!

I take my laughs where I can get them.

Dec 9, 2013#44

Emrys

I thought at first that read "spankopita" and I spat my drink at the screen.

Dec 9, 2013#45

PatrThom

Emrys said:
I thought at first that read "spankopita" and I spat my drink at the screen.

Who's been a naughty, naughty lo-carb sandwich?

--Patrick

Dec 9, 2013#46

HCGLNS

Dec 9, 2013#47

Jax

There should be a life size cardboard cutout of Calvin and his dad, too.

Dec 9, 2013#48

ThatNickGuy

If ever there were a time for @GasBandit to change his name, it's now. SPANAKOPITA!

(And when I first read that, I threw my arms in the air triumphantly and shouted it, too!

)

Dec 9, 2013#49

Terrik

klew said:

Wait, is the funny part the actual clock? Is it " Not intended for use by childred"? Childred?

Dec 9, 2013#50

klew

Terrik said:
Wait, is the funny part the actual clock? Is it " Not intended for use by childred"? Childred?

"Childred" is/are either some British slang or the next enemy of The Doctor.

Dec 10, 2013#51

DarkAudit

Posting for TRUTH...

I recall having the evening quarterdeck watch and having to field calls from the fourth different girl that week claiming to be this E-3 mess cook's "fiancee".

Dec 10, 2013#52

Ravenpoe

DarkAudit said:
Posting for TRUTH...

I recall having the evening quarterdeck watch and having to field calls from the fourth different girl that week claiming to be this E-3 mess cook's "fiancee".

A good friend of mine entered the military and then married a stripper. I wish I had had this to give to him then. Of course, he balked at everyone he knew telling him what a bad idea it was.

They divorced three months later.

Dec 10, 2013#53

Piotyr

Dec 10, 2013#54

Ravenpoe

Piotyr said:

You can't hate Florida nearly as much as those who live there.

Dec 10, 2013#55

Dei

I thought that was every day?!

Dec 11, 2013#56

Jay

Dec 11, 2013#57

blotsfan

For when @Charlie Don't Surf gets back.

Dec 12, 2013#58

Jay

Dec 12, 2013#59

CrimsonSoul

Jay said:
View attachment 13257

Wheres the sigh rating?

Dec 12, 2013#60

Gryfter

Dec 12, 2013#61

Jay

Americans...

Dec 12, 2013#62

Gilgamesh

Jay said:
Americans...

View attachment 13259

I've seen so so so much worse.

Dec 12, 2013#63

blotsfan

Its kAnsas. We're not all like that.

Dec 12, 2013#64

Ravenpoe

Jay said:
Americans...

View attachment 13259

What the hell is all that white powder on the ground?

Dec 12, 2013#65

Cheesy1

Cocaine?

Dec 12, 2013#66

PatrThom

Jay said:
Americans...

View attachment 13259

WITNESS MY RUGGED INDIVIDUALISM
AND MINE
AND MINE
AND MINE
AND MINE
...

--Patrick

Dec 12, 2013#67

GasBandit

Welp, SO MUCH FOR TODAY

Dec 12, 2013#68

Gilgamesh

Dec 12, 2013#69

jwhouk

I hate chisel ice. Only way to deal with it is to turn the defroster way up and use the ridges on the other side of the scraper to crack it.

The other solution, of course, is to carry some Prestone De-Icer spray in your car. You still may have to scrape a bit, but it'll be easier.

Dec 12, 2013#70

PatrThom

Or there's this route.
http://www.amazon.com/CJ-Industries-F101-Fantastic-Scraper/dp/B000FW4LT4
BRASS IS NOT GOLD BUT IS BEST
--Patrick

Dec 12, 2013#71

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
Welp, SO MUCH FOR TODAY

I bet that's a camry. I've owned three camry's, and each one has had the door handle break off, requiring it to be replaced.

Dec 12, 2013#72

jwhouk

Scraping is bad enough, but a car coated with ice is almost "throw in the towel" territory.

Dec 12, 2013#73

GasBandit

Oh, thanks for the hugs but that isn't me, that was just my caption for a funny picture.

Dec 12, 2013#74

Cheesy1

Oh, okay.

Dec 12, 2013#75

ThatNickGuy

Best way to fight that damned icing? Start the car and let the inside heat up for awhile. Use the other side of the scraper with the teeth, making small but deep scratches into the ice. Then flip it over and scrape the other way across those scratches. It's still a bitch to scrape and it takes a long goddamn time. Freezing rain like this is one of the main reasons I hate winter.

As for the car door handle? I got nothing. Call a cab.

Dec 12, 2013#76

PatrThom

ThatNickGuy said:
As for the car door handle? I got nothing.

I got something for you.

If your car is frozen over and you pull the handle but the door doesn't open?
DON'T GO AND PULL THE HANDLE EVEN HARDER! How about that?

--Patrick

Dec 12, 2013#77

BErt

PatrThom said:
I got something for you.

If your car is frozen over and you pull the handle but the door doesn't open?
DON'T GO AND PULL THE HANDLE EVEN HARDER! How about that?

--Patrick

That's quitter talk.

Dec 12, 2013#78

Telephius

BErt said:
That's quitter talk.

But for both options, sooner or later you get to take a break.

Dec 12, 2013#79

GasBandit

stienman said:
Not a freak ice storm in Texas?

It missed me, and now I have covered parking since one time a few years ago that DID happen to me.

Fell down the stairs with a pot of boiling water.

Dec 12, 2013#80

PatrThom

Ow?

--Patrick

Dec 13, 2013#81

Jay

Dec 13, 2013#82

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
Ow?

--Patrick

Yeah, little bit. Cement stairs, completely iced over, coming down carrying boiling water from the stove to pour on the door seals, slip, fall, baboomboomboomboomboom down with a great big pot of hot water dumped in my lap. Fortunately I was dressed in layers and shucked the outer clothes before it soaked in too bad.

Dec 13, 2013#83

DarkAudit

stienman said:
Not a freak ice storm in Texas?

Those are Pennsylvania inspection stickers.

Dec 13, 2013#84

Hylian

Dec 13, 2013#85

Gilgamesh

Jay said:
View attachment 13278

What am I missing?

Dec 13, 2013#86

drifter

Gilgamesh said:
What am I missing?

Eats, Shoots & Leaves (punctuation is important).

Dec 13, 2013#87

sixpackshaker

Gilgamesh said:
What am I missing?

If he had time to prepare...

Dec 13, 2013#88

PatrThom

sixpackshaker said:
If he had time to prepare...

...a banana peel sprinkled with gold kryptonite dust.
I'm sure he keeps one in his belt.

--Patrick

Dec 13, 2013#89

Jay

Gilgamesh said:
What am I missing?

You're so white

Dec 13, 2013#90

Ravenpoe

sixpackshaker said:
If he had time to prepare...

He was quoting Jay's pic, with the... questionably named breakfast sandwich.

Dec 13, 2013#91

WasabiPoptart

Spoilered for length.

Dec 14, 2013#92

filmfanatic

Dec 14, 2013#93

Bubble181

Since he was quoting the unfortunately-titled burger, I'll ask about batman. What am I missing?

Dec 14, 2013#94

figmentPez

Bubble181 said:
Since he was quoting the unfortunately-titled burger, I'll ask about batman. What am I missing?

Batman is often written poorly as being able to keep up with the powered heroes no matter what. So, yeah, Batman going up against Superman and the Flash in a footrace? Sure, all Bats needs is a little prep time. :rolleyes:

Dec 14, 2013#95

Gilgamesh

figmentPez said:
Batman is often written poorly as being able to keep up with the powered heroes no matter what. So, yeah, Batman going up against Superman and the Flash in a footrace? Sure, all Bats needs is a little prep time.

You mean like prepping a kryptonite slowing trap and drugging Flash prior to the race with a time released sleeping formula?

Dec 15, 2013#96

Jax

Bubble181 said:
Since he was quoting the unfortunately-titled burger, I'll ask about batman. What am I missing?

The Flash and Superman racing each other is a classic scene. Batman is also there, because.. well, because he's Batman.

Dec 15, 2013#97

Jay

Dec 16, 2013#98

Gilgamesh

Jay said:
View attachment 13305

Dec 16, 2013#99

WasabiPoptart

Dec 16, 2013#100

redthirtyone

Spoilered for length:

Dec 17, 2013#101

GasBandit

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Foodthulhu.

Dec 17, 2013#102

Gilgamesh

GasBandit said:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Foodthulhu.

Ok this is a first for me. I'm actually terrified of that.

Dec 17, 2013#103

tegid

Is that a Cthurducken?

Dec 17, 2013#104

sixpackshaker

You probably could not get a Japanese School Girl with in a mile of that thing.

Dec 17, 2013#105

Piotyr

tegid said:
Is that a Cthurducken?

I prefer the Turkthulu.

Dec 17, 2013#106

Gryfter

Dec 17, 2013#107

WasabiPoptart

Piotyr said:
I prefer the Turkthulu.

I like Turkraken.

Dec 17, 2013#108

Chad Sexington

WasabiPoptart said:
I like Turkraken.

I love HP Lovecraft and all, but my head went here first, too.

Dec 17, 2013#109

GasBandit

Dec 17, 2013#110

CrimsonSoul

Piotyr said:
I prefer the Turkthulu.

tegid said:
Is that a Cthurducken?

@LittleSin can we get a ruling on this?

Dec 18, 2013#111

fade

redthirtyone said:
Spoilered for length:

I'm on my ipad so someone kindly out a photo of Handy from The Tick here with the paraphrase, "read the book!"

Dec 18, 2013#112

Hylian

Dec 18, 2013#113

LittleSin

CrimsonSoul said:
@LittleSin can we get a ruling on this?

What the fuck is that thing.

I don't like it.

It makes me uncomfortable.

*cries in the corner*

Dec 19, 2013#114

Bubble181

LittleSin said:
What the fuck is that thing.

I don't like it.

It makes me uncomfortable.

*cries in the corner*

Who knows, if there's some cooking talent in the family, this could be your Mother's Day gift in a few years

Dec 19, 2013#115

PatrThom

Bubble181 said:
Who knows, if there's some cooking talent in the family, this could be your Mother's Day gift in a few years

"cooking talent"
"Mother's Day"
:unibrow:

--Patrick

Dec 19, 2013#116

Jay

Dec 19, 2013#117

GasBandit

(say the four blonde little boys wearing the exact same coats and furry hoods)

Dec 19, 2013#118

LittleSin

stienman said:
Oh, I see, you're only a follower of cute-thulu. I suspect you may be the first eaten.

I just don't like sea food too much.

Dec 19, 2013#119

GasBandit

LittleSin said:
I just don't like sea food too much.

If you ask me, the greatest horrors the earth has to offer come from beneath its oceans.

Dec 19, 2013#120

Bowielee

fade said:
I'm on my ipad so someone kindly out a photo of Handy from The Tick here with the paraphrase, "read the book!"

Dec 19, 2013#121

LittleSin

GasBandit said:
If you ask me, the greatest horrors the earth has to offer come from beneath its oceans.

Dec 19, 2013#122

bhamv3

LittleSin said:
View attachment 13344

TIL that Alien and Aliens did not take place in space, they took place on submarines.

Dec 20, 2013#123

Tress

LittleSin said:
View attachment 13344

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

Dec 20, 2013#124

drifter

Goblin shark

Dec 20, 2013#125

Tress

Whyyyyyyyyyyy

Dec 20, 2013#126

drifter

Hey, if you liked that, check out the Sarcastic Fringehead.

[DOUBLEPOST=1387524955,1387524851][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh yeah, bonus! The Bobbit Worm. It's kind of a like a deep sea sarlacc. Did I mention they can grow up to almost 3 meters long?

Dec 20, 2013#127

WasabiPoptart

I love marine biology!! SQUEE!

Dec 20, 2013#128

bhamv3

Why... why is the Sarcastic Fringehead called the Sarcastic Fringehead?

Dec 20, 2013#129

drifter

Google tells me sarcastic is based on the Greek word sarkazo, which means "to tear flesh." Seems apt.

Dec 20, 2013#130

Celt Z

This thread has gone from "Funny Pictures" to "The Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of".
:Leyla:

Dec 20, 2013#131

Jay

Dec 20, 2013#132

Hylian

Dec 20, 2013#133

GasBandit

Dec 20, 2013#134

Gryfter

Spoilered for size

Dec 20, 2013#135

WasabiPoptart

Dec 20, 2013#136

GasBandit

Dec 20, 2013#137

sixpackshaker

I just want someone to play/sing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life...

Dec 20, 2013#138

GasBandit

Dec 20, 2013#139

Cajungal

HAH!

Dec 20, 2013#140

Ravenpoe

stienman said:
http://www.amazon.com/review/RFWM0C...UTF8&ASIN=B00B9OYLC4&nodeID=3760901&store=hpc

No one wants to ask what the stienman household is like...

Dec 22, 2013#141

Jay

Dec 22, 2013#142

Bowielee

GasBandit said:

[DOUBLEPOST=1387766429,1387766084][/DOUBLEPOST]

Tress said:
Whyyyyyyyyyyy

Because "Damn Nature, you scary!"

Dec 22, 2013#143

GasBandit

The black triangle for "inset" indication makes the cutaway look like the goblin shark has put on a little witch hat to be extra creepy when extending its jaws.

Dec 22, 2013#144

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
The black triangle for "inset" indication makes the cutaway look like the goblin shark has put on a little witch hat to be extra creepy when extending its jaws.

Cannot unsee. Cannot stop giggling.

Dec 22, 2013#145

Bowielee

Dec 22, 2013#146

GasBandit

He "slipped."

Dec 23, 2013#147

GasBandit

Uh... you guys might want to rethink this display. And the endcap sign.

Dec 23, 2013#148

Jay

Dec 23, 2013#149

PatrThom

IBL - In Before Lederhosen

--Patrick

Dec 23, 2013#150

Celt Z

Does that count as Godwin's Pun?

Dec 23, 2013#151

TommiR

It is with heavy heart that I announce that Christmas is cancelled. Earlier this evening, an armed homeowner in a suitable timezone heard strange noises coming from his roof. As any sane man would do, he emptied his assault weapon into a suspicious shadow messing around his chimney. It was only later that he realised he had made a dreadful mistake.

Dec 23, 2013#152

blotsfan

Stand your ground

Dec 23, 2013#153

LordRendar

Dosnt apply,because Santa is white.

Yeah,I just went there. Someone has to pick up Charlies slack.

Dec 23, 2013#154

blotsfan

I assumed that was a reference to this.

Dec 23, 2013#155

Gilgamesh

Personally I liked
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-december-16-2013/white-santa---megyn-kelly-s-apology

Dec 23, 2013#156

LordRendar

Dont have Fox News in Germany.

Dec 23, 2013#157

PatrThom

LordRendar said:
Dont have Fox News in Germany.

Lucky you.

--Patrick

Dec 23, 2013#158

Emrys

LordRendar said:
Dont have Fox News in Germany.

You lucky, lucky bastard.

Dec 23, 2013#159

LordRendar

Dec 23, 2013#160

TommiR

Spoilered for size

Dec 23, 2013#161

Gilgamesh

That was hysterical @Tommi :rofl:

Dec 23, 2013#162

Jay

Dec 24, 2013#163

Jay

Dec 24, 2013#164

Emrys

Jay said:
View attachment 13401

Now I want a hamburger.

Dec 26, 2013#165

GasBandit

Somebody at Pizza Hut is a Papa Roach fan.

Dec 26, 2013#166

GasBandit

Dec 26, 2013#167

Cheesy1

GasBandit said:

Dec 27, 2013#168

GasBandit

Cheesy1 said:

Dec 27, 2013#169

General Specific

GasBandit said:

Either this guy has a candy cane up his butt or his colon has an important question.

Dec 28, 2013#170

WasabiPoptart

Dec 28, 2013#171

Zappit

Dec 28, 2013#172

General Specific

WasabiPoptart said:

I like Dennis Leary's take on that sort of person.

Dec 28, 2013#173

Jay

Dec 28, 2013#174

Emrys

Not even half of one?

Dec 28, 2013#175

Jay

Emrys said:
Not even half of one?

NONE

Dec 29, 2013#176

Celt Z

General Specific said:
Either this guy has a candy cane up his butt or his colon has an important question.

Thank you! I was going to post the same link. It's still one of my favorite lines from Scrubs.

Dec 29, 2013#177

General Specific

Celt Z said:
Thank you! I was going to post the same link. It's still one of my favorite lines from Scrubs.

One of mine:

Oh, and I guess this is the funny pictures thread, soooooo.....

Jan 2, 2014#178

GasBandit

Jan 2, 2014#179

drawn_inward

Well, I've hit rock bottom more than I'd like to admit. What if you splash some Sriracha on it too?

Jan 2, 2014#180

Tress

drawn_inward said:
Well, I've hit rock bottom more than I'd like to admit. What if you splash some Sriracha on it too?

You're just masking the pain at that point.

Jan 2, 2014#181

GasBandit

If H.P. Lovecraft advertised for a singles website.

Jan 2, 2014#182

GasBandit

Jan 2, 2014#183

GasBandit

What you're really celebrating when you turn 20:

Jan 5, 2014#184

GasBandit

MERBY SHERS BERN WERT ERT

Jan 5, 2014#185

Hailey Knight

Jan 6, 2014#186

BananaHands

Jan 6, 2014#187

Telephius

BananaHands said:

Wow picking on a newbie, that was awfully subzero of him.

Jan 6, 2014#188

Celt Z

Jan 6, 2014#189

bhamv3

Celt Z said:

"It is a good day to buy."

Jan 7, 2014#190

GasBandit

Jan 7, 2014#191

bhamv3

GasBandit said:

*right click, check image info first to see if it's a GIF, which might indicate a screamer*

Jan 7, 2014#192

GasBandit

bhamv3 said:
*right click, check image info first to see if it's a GIF, which might indicate a screamer*

Nope, it's not a screamer, just a mindscrew based on how the cones in your eye adapt to constant stimulus.

Jan 7, 2014#193

Bubble181

Jan 7, 2014#194

Piotyr

Jan 8, 2014#195

Hylian

Jan 9, 2014#196

Shakey

Jan 9, 2014#197

Jay

The Welsh

Jan 9, 2014#198

Bowielee

Jay said:
The Welsh

View attachment 13570

But it's pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove

Jan 9, 2014#199

Cheesy1

Jan 10, 2014#200

Emrys

I'm terrified.

Jan 10, 2014#201

sixpackshaker

Emrys said:
I'm terrified.

He's more terrified of you, than you are of him...

Jan 10, 2014#202

Emrys

sixpackshaker said:
He's more terrified of you, than you are of him...

I dunno. Knottsferatu's can smell fear.

Jan 10, 2014#203

Sparhawk

Emrys said:
I dunno. Knottsferatu's can smell fear.

But rarely can they smell any other fear over their own fear pheromones.

Jan 10, 2014#204

Jay

Jan 11, 2014#205

Jay

Jan 11, 2014#206

GasBandit

Jay said:
View attachment 13586

Jan 11, 2014#207

GasBandit

Jan 11, 2014#208

Jay

Jan 12, 2014#209

figmentPez

Jan 12, 2014#210

Cajungal

I need an adult!

Jan 12, 2014#211

DarkAudit

Those stores are in Kansas, so why is the guy wearing a Pirates cap?

Jan 12, 2014#212

redthirtyone

Not sure what you're thinking of - but no Price Choppers in KS. They're all in the northeast & upstate NY.

Edit: Looks like it's both. But the ones I remember were the ones around western MA & Albany the summer I spent in the Berkshires teaching baseball to uncoordinated privileged jewish kids.

Jan 13, 2014#213

fade

Jan 15, 2014#214

GasBandit

Two random pictures that have absolutely nothing to do with one another.

Jan 15, 2014#215

GasBandit

Jan 15, 2014#216

GasBandit

Jan 15, 2014#217

Chad Sexington

stienman said:
I hope it was 52 feet 9 9/16 inches away from mile 420.

They should've made it .999... then they wouldn't have had to move it.

Jan 15, 2014#218

blotsfan

.9999... is less than 1. This is fucking obvious.

Jan 15, 2014#219

Sparhawk

They didn't move the sign, it's mounted on the same pole the others were stolen from. There was another highway in Colorado that had a "Mile 69" marker that was stolen constantly, they changed it to "68.5."

Jan 15, 2014#220

GasBandit

Even if you argue that 0.9999... is less than 1 (which it isn't), the amount of distance between 1 mile and 0.999... miles would be so infinitesimal as to make moving the sign unnecessary because the signpost is at least an inch in diameter.

Jan 15, 2014#221

blotsfan

Since that thread is locked I'll explain it simply. To compare numbers you look at the placeholders until you find one that is bigger. 1 has a 1 in the ones place. .999... has a 0. Therefore 1>.999...

Jan 15, 2014#222

CrimsonSoul

I saw a shirt for 97 bucks I borrowed 50 from my mom and 50 from my dad
50+50=100
I bought the shirt and had 3 bucks change and I kept it all now I owe my mom 50 and my dad 50
50+50=100 + my 3= 103... FREE MONEY!

Jan 15, 2014#223

ThatNickGuy

stienman said:
Keep in mind that the real problem with the above image is that you're paying $97 for a shirt. No wonder you're bad with math.

Yeah, I, um, I don't understand the math in that, either. I don't understand where the $1 disappeared to.

Jan 15, 2014#224

Piotyr

ThatNickGuy said:
Yeah, I, um, I don't understand the math in that, either. I don't understand where the $1 disappeared to.

There was never "Your $1". It was Dad's 50 and Mom's 50, and after you gave them 1 back each, you owe them 98 total. The other dollar isn't extra.

Jan 15, 2014#225

Eriol

CrimsonSoul said:
I saw a shirt for 97 bucks I borrowed 50 from my mom and 50 from my dad
50+50=100
I bought the shirt and had 3 bucks change and I kept it all now I owe my mom 50 and my dad 50
50+50=100 + my 3= 103... FREE MONEY!

Exactly. The original problem is just mis-stating it.

For those that still don't get it:
$50 + $50 = $100
$50 + $50 = $97 + $3
$49 + $49 = $97 + $1 (you gave $2 to the "other side" of the equation... kind of)

Whereas the "problem" said:
$49 + $49 = $98 + $1 = $99
This is the trick. The $1 needs to be paired with the $97 COST, not the sum of the other side. If you're giving perfect change, think of it as a "if they're each paying equally, Mom & Dad, how much did each pay?"

$97 + $3 = $50 + $50
$97 = ($50 - $3/2) + ($50 - $3/2)
$97 = $48.50 + $48.50

You SHOULD have given them each $1.50 back, not $1.

I hope this makes it clearer, and not worse.

Jan 15, 2014#226

ThatNickGuy

My head hurts.

This is why I'm a former Arts student.

Jan 15, 2014#227

Gusto

What gets really annoying is when people use that kind of "math", along with a high-pressure situation, to steal money from unsuspecting cashiers.

Jan 15, 2014#228

PatrThom

I was a cashier for 6 years. Nobody ever tried that. It was almost disappointing.

--Patrick

Jan 15, 2014#229

fade

Yeah that shirt one irritates me. It's a classic apples to oranges comparison. How could you add what you have to what you owe? They're not the same thing anymore than the amount of gas is in your tank is the same as the amount in the pump.

Jan 15, 2014#230

PatrThom

stienman said:
They could tell you wouldn't fall for it.

I just eventually assumed my clientele wasn't bright enough to pull it off.

--Patrick

Jan 15, 2014#231

Hailey Knight

Jan 15, 2014#232

jwhouk

Thinking about that sign: if they make it mile 419.9999, they would have to move the sign about a half a foot closer to mile marker 419.0.

1/10 mile = 528 feet
1/100 mile = 52 feet, 9.6 inches
1/1,000 mile = 5 feet, 3.4 inches (this saddens me for a reason which I do not wish to divulge.)
1/10,000 mile = 6.3 inches
1/100,000 mile = 0.6 inches (about 10/16th of an inch)

Jan 15, 2014#233

ThatNickGuy

This most assuredly deserves a "Wut?"

Jan 15, 2014#234

Bowielee

I'd wager real money that even when the marker said 420, it wasn't actually at exactly 420 miles down to the inch.

Jan 16, 2014#235

Celt Z

Zero Esc said:

Even though this is probably fake, I really want to know how it ends!

Jan 16, 2014#236

Hylian

Jan 16, 2014#237

Espy

Way to much math in this thread.

Jan 16, 2014#238

GasBandit

Espy said:
Way to much math in this thread.

Hell, you should see the Blacknova Traders game thread.

Jan 16, 2014#239

GasBandit

Jan 16, 2014#240

Tress

Jan 16, 2014#241

GasBandit

Last night in MWO I got into a discussion in Teamspeak where we decided that the Shadowhawk is definitely a hipster mech, to the point where it needs to have a giant armored trilby riveted to the top of the cockpit.

Jan 16, 2014#242

fade

It does irritate the piss out of me when someone has to point out that Christmas traditions started out as pagan ones. Who cares? What difference does it make to anything?

Jan 16, 2014#243

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
Last night in MWO I got into a discussion in Teamspeak where we decided that the Shadowhawk is definitely a hipster mech, to the point where it needs to have a giant armored trilby riveted to the top of the cockpit.

Hey if I wasn't picking a warhammer, I was picking the shadowhawk.

--Patrick

Jan 16, 2014#244

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
Hey if I wasn't picking a warhammer, I was picking the shadowhawk.

--Patrick

And given that the Warhammer isn't in MWO at the moment...

Jan 16, 2014#245

CrimsonSoul

http://i.imgur.com/35Qm6uI.jpg

Jan 16, 2014#246

Cajungal

fade said:
It does irritate the piss out of me when someone has to point out that Christmas traditions started out as pagan ones. Who cares? What difference does it make to anything?

And it's usually said as if it's a big expose'. Everyone knows.

Jan 16, 2014#247

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
And given that the Warhammer isn't in MWO at the moment...

Aw, man...
(I've only played the original game. Still fun even in EGA to stomp a virtual opponent)

--Patrick

Jan 16, 2014#248

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
Aw, man...
(I've only played the original game. Still fun even in EGA to stomp a virtual opponent)

--Patrick

Yeah, most of the Unseen haven't been put in. We're having to put up with Jagermechs instead of Riflemen, Cataphracts instead of Warhammers, Stalkers instead of Marauders, etc etc. Not to mention no infantry/tanks, no aerotech (aside from the "call airstrike" ability module but you can't shoot down the incoming aerospace bomber), no metagame (declaring for a house has no in-game effect other than giving you an icon indicating your house, and the outcome of any given battle has absolutely no bearing on the others or anything else)... The matchmaker is shoddy (often one side will dramatically outweigh the other), light mechs are brokenly overpowered, and while they cling to tabletop rules/canon to justify one decision they gleefully toss it aside for another (every mech has a torso to twist now, almost 180 degrees in most cases. Yes, even Jenners, Cicadas, Locusts, and Novas)... not to mention the developer has changed their mind on several design principles that were important to early backers, and routinely fails to meet set dates for content/expansions while simultaneously releasing almost cynically-obvious cashgrab content (500 real dollars gets you a GOLD PAINTED/PLATED TIMBERWOLF! Er, in 6 months when it will come out. Honest. But pay now!)... and the "champion" mechs are only available for real cash and are way overpriced (they start at around $15 for a light and go up to $45 for an assault)

But because it's ostensibly free to play, and the only mechwarrior-based content available for consumption right now...

Jan 16, 2014#249

Hailey Knight

Cajungal said:
And it's usually said as if it's a big expose'. Everyone knows.

Actually, a lot of people don't. Granted, these are the same people who upon hearing Christ was Jewish say "No, he was Christian!"

[DOUBLEPOST=1389913611,1389913237][/DOUBLEPOST]

fade said:
It does irritate the piss out of me when someone has to point out that Christmas traditions started out as pagan ones. Who cares? What difference does it make to anything?

As a pagan here, I will explain ...

DEEP INHALE.

... It doesn't matter. Everything about Yule has become the secular side of Christmas, which means it's actually more prominent than nativities--you can see it everywhere. The people who tend to "correct" about this are usually white knighting. The only time it's relevant to bring it up is when someone is being a shmuck about the origins of Christmas or making a point about the reason for the season as a means of getting down on someone for enjoying the holidays, but even then, there's no point in bringing it up, as the shmuck isn't going to let it get through their thick skull. So might as well save one's breath.

Jan 16, 2014#250

klew

This has been around online for about a week. I wanted to buy the latest issue of Popular Science magazine for myself, primarily for this "complaint of the month" in the Letters to the Editor section:

Jan 16, 2014#251

bhamv3

The fact that the guy's named Bob Quackenbush makes me think it's fake.

EDIT: Okay, just googled, Quackenbush is a real name. Still funny though.

Jan 16, 2014#252

Celt Z

Wasn't there someone on Ducktales/Darkwing Duck named Quackenbush?

Jan 16, 2014#253

Cheesy1

Celt Z said:
Wasn't there someone on Ducktales/Darkwing Duck named Quackenbush?

The nephews' teacher in Ducktales was Mrs. Quackenbush.

Jan 16, 2014#254

fade

Zero Esc said:
Actually, a lot of people don't. Granted, these are the same people who upon hearing Christ was Jewish say "No, he was Christian!"

[DOUBLEPOST=1389913611,1389913237][/DOUBLEPOST]

As a pagan here, I will explain ...

DEEP INHALE.

... It doesn't matter. Everything about Yule has become the secular side of Christmas, which means it's actually more prominent than nativities--you can see it everywhere. The people who tend to "correct" about this are usually white knighting. The only time it's relevant to bring it up is when someone is being a shmuck about the origins of Christmas or making a point about the reason for the season as a means of getting down on someone for enjoying the holidays, but even then, there's no point in bringing it up, as the shmuck isn't going to let it get through their thick skull. So might as well save one's breath.

Right. And the other thing is that they are Christmas traditions regardless of their origins because they're used to celebrate Christmas whether that schmuck likes it or not. They may be loan traditions with origins elsewhere but they're still Christmas traditions. If you like how the previous owner of your house decorated and choose to incorporate it into your design, it doesn't cease to be your house.

Jan 16, 2014#255

WasabiPoptart

Jan 16, 2014#256

Bowielee

Zero Esc said:
Actually, a lot of people don't. Granted, these are the same people who upon hearing Christ was Jewish say "No, he was Christian!"

[DOUBLEPOST=1389913611,1389913237][/DOUBLEPOST]

As a pagan here, I will explain ...

DEEP INHALE.

... It doesn't matter. Everything about Yule has become the secular side of Christmas, which means it's actually more prominent than nativities--you can see it everywhere. The people who tend to "correct" about this are usually white knighting. The only time it's relevant to bring it up is when someone is being a shmuck about the origins of Christmas or making a point about the reason for the season as a means of getting down on someone for enjoying the holidays, but even then, there's no point in bringing it up, as the shmuck isn't going to let it get through their thick skull. So might as well save one's breath.

Or if you're having a discussion about cultures being subsumed by western religion. Probably the only time it's really pertinent.

Jan 16, 2014#257

PatrThom

Bowielee said:
Or if you're having a discussion about cultures being subsumed by western religion. Probably the only time it's really pertinent.

That's really my only complaint. OH YOU HAVE A FESTIVAL SO DO WE OURS IS BETTER YOU SHOULD COME.

--Patrick

Jan 16, 2014#258

Bones

fade said:
It does irritate the piss out of me when someone has to point out that Christmas traditions started out as pagan ones. Who cares? What difference does it make to anything?

when your extended family bitches about the pagans across the street shitting on Christ's birthday. HOW DARE THEY CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS!?

Honestly man, it is the only time I have ever uttered anything of the kind. "CHRIST WAS BORN IN SUMMER AND IT WAS THEIR HOLIDAY FIRST..."

in other time, I have no fucks to give...

Jan 16, 2014#259

Hailey Knight

Bowielee said:
Or if you're having a discussion about cultures being subsumed by western religion. Probably the only time it's really pertinent.

Technically that culture was also a western religion, but I know what you mean.

I guess I'm jaded--I'll mention things if someone seems to be having general ignorance, but too often I've encountered aggressive ignorance, either denying things or the "who cares?" variety, and nowadays I just don't bother. I try to keep my religion to myself.

Jan 16, 2014#260

Ravenpoe

Bones said:
when your extended family bitches about the pagans across the street shitting on Christ's birthday. HOW DARE THEY CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS!?

Honestly man, it is the only time I have ever uttered anything of the kind. "CHRIST WAS BORN IN SUMMER AND IT WAS THEIR HOLIDAY FIRST..."

in other time, I have no fucks to give...

Don't forget the war on christmas by all those gay liberal pagan pbs-sponsorers that are trying to take Christ out of Christmas.

Jan 16, 2014#261

Bowielee

Ravenpoe said:
Don't forget the war on christmas by all those gay liberal pagan pbs-sponsorers that are trying to take Christ out of Christmas.

That's when you can whip out the fact that X-mas has nothing to do with removing the word Christ from Christmas.

Jan 16, 2014#262

Hailey Knight

Ravenpoe said:
Don't forget the war on christmas by all those gay liberal pagan pbs-sponsorers that are trying to take Christ out of Christmas.

Merry Mas, one and all!

Jan 16, 2014#263

Bones

look, I am not just a Atheist, I was raised Roman Catholic, so despite not being into the whole religion deal, I still enjoy the togetherness of family and being together for the holidays. This shit doesn't last forever so w/e gets you through the end of December is fine by me. There will come a day soon when my grandparents die, and we don't do family Christmas anymore. So I smile and nod, and play nice.

Jan 16, 2014#264

Ravenpoe

Bowielee said:
That's when you can whip out the fact that X-mas has nothing to do with removing the word Christ from Christmas.

But Happy Holidays is equivalent to wishing their kids all drown in a pool of HIV infected blood.

Jan 16, 2014#265

bhamv3

Ravenpoe said:
But Happy Holidays is equivalent to wishing their kids all drown in a pool of HIV infected blood.

When the alternative is not drowning, and being infected with HIV, and racking up a lifetime of hospital bills and medication bills, I'll take the drowning, thankyouverymuch.

Jan 16, 2014#266

Hailey Knight

Bones said:
look, I am not just a Atheist, I was raised Roman Catholic, so despite not being into the whole religion deal, I still enjoy the togetherness of family and being together for the holidays. This shit doesn't last forever so w/e gets you through the end of December is fine by me. There will come a day soon when my grandparents die, and we don't do family Christmas anymore. So I smile and nod, and play nice.

Pretty much. I've been lucky to spend the last few years with my aunts and their twin kids and have better Christmases than I did at my parents' house. When they move, it's going to probably just slide back to my wife and I's religious day, and yeah, that's ours, but that formaity won't be as big or important as being with our loved ones.

Jan 16, 2014#267

Ravenpoe

For the record, I'm an atheist and I fucking love Christmas. I don't think it's weird at all for someone that isn't Christian to still hold the rituals and traditions practiced in a christian culture (assuming they come from one.)

Jan 16, 2014#268

Bones

oh man, I love Christmas day, but everything leading up to it is shit. also gift giving, I feel like my family needs to set a price point and call it a day.

Jan 16, 2014#269

jwhouk

...There's actually a logical reason why the end of December was chosen. It goes back to a Jewish concept about great Rabbis: it is said that they "came into the world" (were conceived) on the same day they died (or were murdered). Considering that Christ was killed shortly before Passover in late March, that would mean that his day of birth would be nine months later.

Count it off: 270 days after March 30th is... December 25th.

Jan 16, 2014#270

CrimsonSoul

Remember when this thread was about pictures and how funny they where?

Jan 16, 2014#271

ThatNickGuy

CrimsonSoul said:
Remember when this thread was about pictures and how funny they where?

Hush you. We're talking about math and God.

Jan 16, 2014#272

Ravenpoe

ThatNickGuy said:
Hush you. We're talking about math and God.

Jan 17, 2014#273

jwhouk

...That joke was old back in the 1970's.

Jan 17, 2014#274

Cheesy1

Your mom was old back in the 1970's!

Jan 17, 2014#275

figmentPez

Bwahahaha! With my Higgs Boson Destructinator I will take the mass out of Christmas!

Jan 17, 2014#276

WasabiPoptart

Jan 17, 2014#277

drifter

GRAAAH MY EYES

Jan 17, 2014#278

Terrik

GasBandit said:
Yeah, most of the Unseen haven't been put in. We're having to put up with Jagermechs instead of Riflemen, Cataphracts instead of Warhammers, Stalkers instead of Marauders, etc etc. Not to mention no infantry/tanks, no aerotech (aside from the "call airstrike" ability module but you can't shoot down the incoming aerospace bomber), no metagame (declaring for a house has no in-game effect other than giving you an icon indicating your house, and the outcome of any given battle has absolutely no bearing on the others or anything else)... The matchmaker is shoddy (often one side will dramatically outweigh the other), light mechs are brokenly overpowered, and while they cling to tabletop rules/canon to justify one decision they gleefully toss it aside for another (every mech has a torso to twist now, almost 180 degrees in most cases. Yes, even Jenners, Cicadas, Locusts, and Novas)... not to mention the developer has changed their mind on several design principles that were important to early backers, and routinely fails to meet set dates for content/expansions while simultaneously releasing almost cynically-obvious cashgrab content (500 real dollars gets you a GOLD PAINTED/PLATED TIMBERWOLF! Er, in 6 months when it will come out. Honest. But pay now!)... and the "champion" mechs are only available for real cash and are way overpriced (they start at around $15 for a light and go up to $45 for an assault)

But because it's ostensibly free to play, and the only mechwarrior-based content available for consumption right now...

That...that all sounds terrible.

Jan 17, 2014#279

Bubble181

For the record, I didn't know the "Bibles" calculator joke yet. I learned those jokes with Dutch words

As for Christmas - if youre a "true" believer and all that, you celebrate Christmas with nativity, solemn prayer, perhaps a feast, and offerings to the newborn Lord.
If you celebrate a holiday about some jolly fat myth guy coming from the North Pole, giving gifts all over, kissing strangers because the wrong (right?) plant happens to hang around, drink eggnog and decorate a bunch of plantlife, you're not doing anything remotely "Christian" - it can easily be said it's idolatry to decorate and celebrate a tree (and is seen as such by the Orthodox). Claiming it's a strictly Christian holiday is rubbish. Modern-day Christmas has its roots in Christianity, just like old-time Christmas has its roots in some pagan winter solstice festivals and so forth. Modern day Christmas is a fairly general holiday about togetherness, love, and consumerism (heh). I'm agnostic and I'm perfectly fine celebrating it.

Jan 17, 2014#280

GasBandit

Terrik said:
That...that all sounds terrible.

It does, doesn't it?

And yet I go back and play more, because once you're in and playing, it does feel like Mechwarrior. But I won't be giving them any money (mech bays are 3 bucks a pop, you start out with 4 but if you want to own more than 4 mechs... break out the credit card) until they actually come through on some promises.

Jan 17, 2014#281

ThatNickGuy

Look, what we need here is mathematician Scott Steiner to show us how to math.

Jan 17, 2014#282

GasBandit

Jan 17, 2014#283

PatrThom

Oh, Kai's Power Tools, you were so much fun.

--Patrick

Jan 17, 2014#284

Piotyr

Jan 17, 2014#285

Officer_Charon

Piotyr said:
Math

Jan 17, 2014#286

Ravenpoe

Piotyr said:

Shit just got real...

Jan 17, 2014#287

PatrThom

I was hung up on trying to figure out how i figured in.

--Patrick

Jan 17, 2014#288

ThatNickGuy

GasBandit said:
Pic from 4chan

I don't get this one at all. Must be a new meme that I don't see the humour behind, like that Doge dog or whatever you call it.

Jan 17, 2014#289

GasBandit

ThatNickGuy said:
I don't get this one at all. Must be a new meme that I don't see the humour behind, like that Doge dog or whatever you call it.

There's nothing deep to it. It's just funny faces.

It also helps if you read it out loud while you look at each image.

Jan 17, 2014#290

Ravenpoe

ThatNickGuy said:
I don't get this one at all. Must be a new meme that I don't see the humour behind, like that Doge dog or whatever you call it.

What is there to get? Making fun of the wikipedia guy is pretty common when he keeps pasting his face all over every wikipage.

Jan 17, 2014#291

evilmike

Jan 18, 2014#292

Terrik

GasBandit said:
It does, doesn't it?

And yet I go back and play more, because once you're in and playing, it does feel like Mechwarrior. But I won't be giving them any money (mech bays are 3 bucks a pop, you start out with 4 but if you want to own more than 4 mechs... break out the credit card) until they actually come through on some promises.

Just talking about it made me a bit nostalgic for battletech--so much so, that I went andd dug out Mechcommander gold, downloaded MW:O and seeing if I can't get my hands on MW4:Mercs.

Jan 19, 2014#293

Bowielee

Not a picture, but I saw this on Twitter and I thought it was funny.

(p+l)(a+n)=pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan.

So very nerdy.

Jan 19, 2014#294

GasBandit

So much for THIS bar.

Jan 19, 2014#295

PatrThom

Be better if it were more counterparts, I suppose. Then some serious betting could take place.
DC has the only telepath, but then there's Rogue...hmm.

--Patrick

Jan 19, 2014#296

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
Be better if it were more counterparts, I suppose. Then some serious betting could take place.
DC has the only telepath, but then there's Rogue...hmm.

--Patrick

You can tell Pete's spider sense is giving him a nuclear migraine.

Jan 19, 2014#297

WasabiPoptart

Jan 20, 2014#298

Bowielee

Piotyr said:

I don't know if I get this one. Is it supposed to be "no shit"? Unless I'm mistaken (which may entirely be the case) the square and square root cancel each other out leaving -shit. If that's the case, I don't really get the joke other than trying to make a simple problem look more complex than it really is.

Jan 20, 2014#299

bhamv3

GasBandit said:
So much for THIS bar.

I note that Rogue's backside and Wonder Woman's front both feature prominently in this picture, Avengers-poster-style.

I would also like to note that I am not complaining.

Jan 20, 2014#300

PatrThom

Bowielee said:
I don't know if I get this one. Is it supposed to be "no shit"? Unless I'm mistaken (which may entirely be the case) the square and square root cancel each other out leaving -shit.

You're close.
You can't take the sqare root of a negative number, because the square of any number is always positive (since negatives will cancel out when multiplied). In order to work around this problem, Mathematics invented imaginary numbers, which work by assigning the letter i the value of the square root of -1, whatever that might be. This is opposed to the set of real numbers, which consists of all the numbers you are probably used to thinking of.

...the square root of a negative number (which is by definition imaginary) is being squared, which will therefore eliminate the imaginary portion and render the final product a "real" number, the same way Pinocchio became a real boy.

--Patrick

Jan 20, 2014#301

Bowielee

PatrThom said:
You're close.
You can't take the sqare root of a negative number, because the square of any number is always positive (since negatives will cancel out when multiplied). In order to work around this problem, Mathematics invented imaginary numbers, which work by assigning the letter i the value of the square root of -1, whatever that might be. This is opposed to the set of real numbers, which consists of all the numbers you are probably used to thinking of.

...the square root of a negative number (which is by definition imaginary) is being squared, which will therefore eliminate the imaginary portion and render the final product a "real" number, the same way Pinocchio became a real boy.

--Patrick

AAAAHHHH.... shit just got real. Got it.

I get it, thanks for explaining the math and not the joke

Jan 20, 2014#302

GasBandit

bhamv3 said:
I note that Rogue's backside and Wonder Woman's front both feature prominently in this picture, Avengers-poster-style.

I would also like to note that I am not complaining.

Well, really, if we can't show their front or their back, what's left? The top of their head?

Jan 20, 2014#303

DarkAudit

GasBandit said:
Well, really, if we can't show their front or their back, what's left? The top of their head?

The tumblr... says no.

"Male gaze" and all that, y'know?

Jan 20, 2014#304

GasBandit

DarkAudit said:
The tumblr... says no.

"Male gaze" and all that, y'know?

Burqas for everybody!

Jan 20, 2014#305

fade

GasBandit said:
So much for THIS bar.

You know it will just come down to Wolverine and Batman after each manage to take out the other more powerful heroes because, you know, Wolverine and Batman. Then I guess we're in for an infinite fight.

Jan 20, 2014#306

Gilgamesh

fade said:
You know it will just come down to Wolverine and Batman after each manage to take out the other more powerful heroes because, you know, Wolverine and Batman. Then I guess we're in for an infinite fight.

Batman always wins. With preparation. We all know that he knew that they were going to be at that bar together. So obviously he has prepped for each of the heroes on the Marvel side.

Jan 20, 2014#307

PatrThom

I imagine it will go down something like this:
CA: "Sorry about that."
S: "No problem. Just be more careful about it in the future." (dries up puddle with heat vision)
[Everyone goes on about their business]

--Patrick

Jan 20, 2014#308

Hailey Knight

Jan 20, 2014#309

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
I imagine it will go down something like this:
CA: "Sorry about that."
S: "No problem. Just be more careful about it in the future." (dries up puddle with heat vision)
[Everyone goes on about their business]

--Patrick

Nope. Superman is a dick. You can't even sing a song about him.

Jan 20, 2014#310

Celt Z

It's Pat Boone. He shouldn't have been worried about that in the first place.

Jan 20, 2014#311

LordRendar

One would think, two guys with super speed would have better reflexes.

Jan 20, 2014#312

GasBandit

LordRendar said:
One would think, two guys with super speed would have better reflexes.

Maybe they could have, but would rather have had the excuse.

Jan 20, 2014#313

PatrThom

Celt Z said:
It's Pat Boone. He shouldn't have been worried about that in the first place.

You laugh, but...

Tracklist from the Wikipedia article:

"You've Got Another Thing Comin'" (Original: Judas Priest) – 4:19

"Smoke on the Water" (Original: Deep Purple) – 3:53

"It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll)" (Original: AC/DC) – 4:37

"Panama" (Original: Van Halen) – 5:15

"No More Mr. Nice Guy" (Original: Alice Cooper) – 3:06

"Love Hurts" (Original: Everly Brothers, popularized as a hard rock ballad by Nazareth; composed by Boudleaux Bryant) – 4:57

"Enter Sandman" (Original: Metallica) – 3:52

"Holy Diver" (Original: Dio) – 4:44

"Paradise City" (Original: Guns N' Roses) – 4:41

"The Wind Cries Mary" (Original: The Jimi Hendrix Experience) – 4:12

"Crazy Train" (Original: Ozzy Osbourne) – 4:32

"Stairway to Heaven" (Original: Led Zeppelin) – 4:59

--Patrick

Jan 20, 2014#314

HCGLNS

Jan 20, 2014#315

GasBandit

Did he build a 6 meter mud phallus in the front yard I wonder?

Jan 20, 2014#316

Celt Z

PatrThom said:
You laugh, but...
View attachment 13656
Tracklist from the Wikipedia article:

--Patrick

No, no, I'm aware of Pat Boone's body of work. But still... Pat Boone? Next he's going to be fighting The Carpenters.

Jan 20, 2014#317

Ravenpoe

Celt Z said:
No, no, I'm aware of Pat Boone's body of work. But still... Pat Boone? Next he's going to be fighting The Carpenters.

Pat Boone, as hard as it may be to believe, was once one of the biggest music stars in the world. In the 50's, he regularly traded number 1 spots on the top ten charts with Elvis, who even once opened for one of his shows.

Jan 21, 2014#318

Celt Z

Ravenpoe said:
Pat Boone, as hard as it may be to believe, was once one of the biggest music stars in the world. In the 50's, he regularly traded number 1 spots on the top ten charts with Elvis, who even once opened for one of his shows.

I spent the first 10 years of my life in the same house as my grandparents. I KNOW about Pat Boone; that's why I made the Carpenters comparison.

Jan 21, 2014#319

jwhouk

And yes, Pat Boone had a daughter - Debby Boone - who sang that immortal song, "You Light Up My Life."

Jan 21, 2014#320

GasBandit

Jan 21, 2014#321

AshburnerX

I couldn't stop laughing at that one. Well done.

Jan 21, 2014#322

Frank

ThatNickGuy said:
Look, what we need here is mathematician Scott Steiner to show us how to math.

Still the best fuckin' promo EVER.

Jan 21, 2014#323

GasBandit

Wolf sez: You has a flavor.

[DOUBLEPOST=1390326910,1390326704][/DOUBLEPOST]NSFW - Cocksicles.

Best comment from the imgur thread? "The cold never bothered her anyway."

Jan 21, 2014#324

Celt Z

(Love the wolf pic!)

That appears to be a dude's hand making the cocksicles. Shouldn't that be "The cold never bothered HIM anyway"? (The comment is still funny, though.)

Jan 21, 2014#325

Chad Sexington

Celt Z said:
(Love the wolf pic!)

That appears to be a dude's hand making the cocksicles. Shouldn't that be "The cold never bothered HIM anyway"? (The comment is still funny, though.)

Maybe I he was making them for my his girlfriend.

Jan 21, 2014#326

GasBandit

Jan 21, 2014#327

figmentPez

Jan 21, 2014#328

GasBandit

Because Justice is unconditional.

Jan 22, 2014#329

Emrys

Jan 23, 2014#330

filmfanatic

Jan 23, 2014#331

figmentPez

@filmfanatic I'll just add this:

Jan 23, 2014#332

Jay

Jan 23, 2014#333

GasBandit

Jay said:
View attachment 13685

Jan 23, 2014#334

GasBandit

Jan 23, 2014#335

Officer_Charon

The back rub is a running gag with my wife in regards to her current... status.

Jan 24, 2014#336

figmentPez

We All Live in a Yellow Time Machine _ Doctor Who _ The Beatles.jpg

Jan 24, 2014#337

figmentPez

Which is funny, because I remember the real ice storm we had back in 1994, where ice really was covering everything. Whole trees were collapsing under the weight of the ice, and some areas were without power for weeks.

Jan 24, 2014#338

Celt Z

figmentPez said:
Which is funny, because I remember the real ice storm we had back in 1994, where ice really was covering everything. Whole trees were collapsing under the weight of the ice, and some areas were without power for weeks.

Up north, we call that a Tuesday.

Jan 24, 2014#339

sixpackshaker

The morning news shows in Houston stayed on the air from 4am to 1pm. There were a lot of shots of the over-passes and bridges that were closed. One reporter drove up here just to play in the snow. Nothing gets much more fun than cardboard box sledding.

Jan 24, 2014#340

Ravenpoe

It snowed here in Florida, once, several years ago. The snow lasted about an hour overall, but was never enough to actually build up snow anywhere, since most of it melted before it even hit the ground, or immediately after.

All of the stores were sold out of canned foods and water.

Jan 24, 2014#341

Dei

Ravenpoe said:
It snowed here in Florida, once, several years ago. The snow lasted about an hour overall, but was never enough to actually build up snow anywhere, since most of it melted before it even hit the ground, or immediately after. All of the stores were sold out of canned foods and water.

We went to Alabama for a wedding last year and the whole town was shut down due to some slush on the side of the road. It was hilarious.

Jan 25, 2014#342

CrimsonSoul

figmentPez said:
View attachment 13694

Which is funny, because I remember the real ice storm we had back in 1994, where ice really was covering everything. Whole trees were collapsing under the weight of the ice, and some areas were without power for weeks.

Jan 25, 2014#343

Sparhawk

CrimsonSoul said:
View attachment 13700

That's really dangerous! Somebody could get run over while trying to pick up that red solo cup!

Jan 27, 2014#344

evilmike

(via OakOak's website)

Jan 27, 2014#345

GasBandit

Drink Better. Live Better. Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.[DOUBLEPOST=1390858698,1390858376][/DOUBLEPOST]

Jan 27, 2014#346

Jay

Jan 27, 2014#347

Bones

yeah that was pretty much today, I had the day off but still needed to go into work for stuff for 5 hours.

Jan 28, 2014#348

Bowielee

Everything up here in northern Wisconsin has been cancelled.

Jan 28, 2014#349

Krisken

I can't stop watching this.

Jan 28, 2014#350

WasabiPoptart

Well, it's funny to me at least.

Jan 28, 2014#351

Krisken

The best part of hurricane season is watching it from Wisconsin (1200 miles from the nearest ocean), so I guess it kinda sucks everywhere

Jan 28, 2014#352

WasabiPoptart

I don't usually have to worry about them either. It's the good part of being a little point in the water. It's a harder target to hit. lol

Jan 28, 2014#353

GasBandit

Hrm, that makes me wonder... if a Typhoon comes across the International Date Line to hit Hawaii, do they rename it Hurricane?

Jan 28, 2014#354

WasabiPoptart

The weather patterns don't normally work that way (we get hurricanes from Mexico), but as far as I know they would rename it. I would double check with my neighbor who is an aerographer, but he's gone until sometime later this week.

Jan 28, 2014#355

ThatNickGuy

Jan 29, 2014#356

Gilgamesh

Why do you do this human? Does it amuse you? You live a sad existence human....

Jan 29, 2014#357

Celt Z

"Mrs. Cattison, are you trying to seduce me?"

Jan 29, 2014#358

Officer_Charon

"Is it working?"

Jan 29, 2014#359

blotsfan

WasabiPoptart said:
View attachment 13719

Well, it's funny to me at least.

There needs to be a "go fuck yourself" rating.

Jan 29, 2014#360

WasabiPoptart

blotsfan said:
There needs to be a "go fuck yourself" rating.

Jan 29, 2014#361

GasBandit

Jan 29, 2014#362

GasBandit

Jan 30, 2014#363

GasBandit

This one's got too many to copypasta. Honest company advertising slogans.

Jan 30, 2014#364

Eriol

GasBandit said:
This one's got too many to copypasta. Honest company advertising slogans.

My favs:

Resolve: Carpet Cleaner in a bottle that can't spray down
Red Lobster: You're here for the cheddar biscuits - Ya, I pretty much am. Their seafood is OK, but the cheese bread/biscuits are the bomb.

A number of other great ones too.

Jan 30, 2014#365

sixpackshaker

Now,

McDonald's Because you only have $7.00

Inflation has been a bitch to fast food.

Jan 30, 2014#366

Officer_Charon

Eriol said:
Red Lobster: You're here for the cheddar biscuits - Ya, I pretty much am. Their seafood is OK, but the cheese bread/biscuits are the bomb.

They sell the mix for it at Sam's Club. Although it's pretty much just mixing cheddar into your bog-standard biscuit recipe and topping with garlic + herb butter.

Mmmmmmmm...........

Jan 30, 2014#367

Emrys

Dear gods, now I'm starving!

Thanks, Halforums! :rolleyes:

Jan 30, 2014#368

Eriol

Officer_Charon said:
They sell the mix for it at Sam's Club. Although it's pretty much just mixing cheddar into your bog-standard biscuit recipe and topping with garlic + herb butter.

Mmmmmmmm...........

Canada. No Sam's Club here.

I make a mean biscuit, but it tends to have layers, rather than the "uniform poof" of the RL type.

Jan 30, 2014#369

GasBandit

Officer_Charon said:
They sell the mix for it at Sam's Club. Although it's pretty much just mixing cheddar into your bog-standard biscuit recipe and topping with garlic + herb butter.

Mmmmmmmm...........

And making it in a kitchen completely inundated by the smell and taste of seafood to give it that ever so slightly fishy hint.

Jan 30, 2014#370

GasBandit

That didn't end like I expected it to.

Jan 30, 2014#371

Officer_Charon

Eriol said:
Canada. No Sam's Club here.

I make a mean biscuit, but it tends to have layers, rather than the "uniform poof" of the RL type.

They're drip/drop biscuits... my wife has a recipe somewhere, but they're made differently...

Here's what over 9000 hours of Google research shows on the subject: http://www.melskitchencafe.com/2011/05/the-best-drop-biscuits.html

Jan 30, 2014#372

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
And making it in a kitchen completely inundated by the smell and taste of seafood to give it that ever so slightly fishy hint.

Should be easy enough to just save and clarify the oil you've fried some fish in, if you really want to go that extra mile.

--Patrick

Jan 30, 2014#373

filmfanatic

Jan 31, 2014#374

PatrThom

stienman said:
Yes, this is hilarious enough to laugh at even if you have no idea why it's funny.

Ah, I glossed it over figuring it was something like that, glad to know I wasn't far off.
Minus points for not including foo() or bar() somewhere, though.

--Patrick

Feb 1, 2014#375

figmentPez

Make Your Job Intersting _ Guillotine.jpg

Feb 1, 2014#376

figmentPez

Feb 1, 2014#377

Jay

Feb 2, 2014#378

WasabiPoptart

Feb 3, 2014#379

Gusto

Guys I don't typically go for funny cat pictures but

Feb 4, 2014#380

Emrys

This is a cool frickin' candle.

Feb 4, 2014#381

Jay

Feb 4, 2014#382

GasBandit

Feb 4, 2014#383

Jay

Feb 4, 2014#384

GasBandit

ERMAHGERD!

Feb 4, 2014#385

Gilgamesh

GasBandit said:
ERMAHGERD!

Yep I laughed hard at this one. Holy hell.

Feb 4, 2014#386

GasBandit

Gilgamesh said:
Yep I laughed hard at this one. Holy hell.

BURT AH PERP FERM DERR

NERT RET NERR YER DERNT

Feb 5, 2014#387

Jay

Feb 5, 2014#388

Bubble181

GasBandit said:
ERMAHGERD!

It really took me a minute to figure out why you might find this funny. It's just a bar called "in the neighbourhood" to me. (it's Dutch, is what I'm saying)

Feb 5, 2014#389

GasBandit

Bubble181 said:
It really took me a minute to figure out why you might find this funny. It's just a bar called "in the neighbourhood" to me. (it's Dutch, is what I'm saying)

WHERT WHERT, IN DE BUURT?

:rofl:

Feb 5, 2014#390

fade

SMBC sums up MMORPGs.

Feb 5, 2014#391

evilmike

Feb 5, 2014#392

ThatNickGuy

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kevintang/18-hilarious-artist-re-interpretations-of-confusing-photos

Some of these I'll never unsee. Though I'd seen the RE6 giraffe blowjob one before. This one, though? I'll never unsee it.

Feb 5, 2014#393

ThatNickGuy

This is making the rounds on Facebook right now. It's hilarious to see how many people aren't cluing into the joke.

Feb 6, 2014#394

DarkAudit

ThatNickGuy said:
This is making the rounds on Facebook right now. It's hilarious to see how many people aren't cluing into the joke.

Now, if Facebook would delete the accounts of all those who don't get it, the world would be a happier place, if not smarter.

Feb 6, 2014#395

WasabiPoptart

Feb 6, 2014#396

PatrThom

WasabiPoptart said:
View attachment 13819

Wile E. E. Coyote.

--Patrick

Feb 6, 2014#397

Jax

Bubble181 said:
It really took me a minute to figure out why you might find this funny. It's just a bar called "in the neighbourhood" to me. (it's Dutch, is what I'm saying)

Same here, it took me ages to get it. Now that I do get it, it still sounds a little farfetched.. :oops:

Feb 6, 2014#398

GasBandit

DERTS RURSIST.

Feb 6, 2014#399

fade

You guys must wonder what's funny about the Swedish Chef too. "Wurt? Sernds nermerl ter mer!"

Feb 6, 2014#400

fade

Feb 7, 2014#401

Gilgamesh

Feb 7, 2014#402

Jay

Feb 7, 2014#403

Chad Sexington

Gilgamesh said:
View attachment 13825

I don't know if I should brofist or hugs, since that it is true and one of my most infuriating aspects of organising people

Feb 7, 2014#404

Jay

Feb 7, 2014#405

GasBandit

It's important to have your own sense of style, right girls?

Feb 7, 2014#406

PatrThom

How do you know they're all girls?

--Patrick

Feb 7, 2014#407

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
How do you know they're all girls?

--Patrick

Because they're wearing Uggs.

Feb 8, 2014#408

ThatNickGuy

Uggs are the worst crime against humanity since crocs.

Feb 8, 2014#409

Bowielee

ThatNickGuy said:
Uggs are the worst crime against humanity since crocs.

Crocs are damn comfy.

Feb 8, 2014#410

ThatNickGuy

Bowielee said:
Crocs are damn comfy.

Feb 8, 2014#411

Bowielee

They are. I wouldn't wear them out in public, but they're great for kicking around in the yard.

Feb 8, 2014#412

ThatNickGuy

Bowielee said:
They are. I wouldn't wear them out in public, but they're great for kicking around in the yard.

You're fired.

Feb 8, 2014#413

Dei

I have a pair of brown winter crocs that I love, so deal with it!

Feb 8, 2014#414

Cajungal

Bowielee said:
They are. I wouldn't wear them out in public, but they're great for kicking around in the yard.

They're also really good to have at my job. If it's raining during carline duty or if I'm taking my kids out to observe the river, I don't mess up my good shoes.

Feb 8, 2014#415

GasBandit

CAN NO ROLE MODEL GO UNTAINTED

Heh, I like how they draw special attention to "including a GERNAID LUNCHER U GAIZ OMG." The press has a record of mistaking flare launchers for grenade launchers, but even if it's genuine, grenade launchers aren't illegal (there's just a lot of paperwork involved, both for the launcher, and for each individual grenade - granted, I doubt a criminal would bother with the paperwork, if in this case, it turns out to be legit).

Feb 8, 2014#416

GasBandit

Feb 8, 2014#417

Jay

Feb 8, 2014#418

figmentPez

Did @ThatNickGuy get a job mowing lawns?

Feb 8, 2014#419

WasabiPoptart

Feb 9, 2014#420

blotsfan

Someone created a bot to respond to everyone that says "Thanks Obama" on twitter. Spoilered for length

Feb 9, 2014#421

CrimsonSoul

blotsfan said:
Someone created a bot to respond to everyone that says "Thanks Obama" on twitter. Spoilered for length

This is great

Feb 9, 2014#422

PatrThom

Obama now needs to say something on his "real" Twitter acct so he can get a response from "himself."

Obama: "I just took out my recycling. #ThanksObama"
GObama: "@Obama Hey no problem, glad to help. #YoureWelcomeObama"

Or maybe Michelle Obama needs to Tweet something...saucy...

--Patrick

Feb 9, 2014#423

GasBandit

Feb 9, 2014#424

Sparhawk

They don't even stay consistent within their measurements for comparison to each other. Malfoy Manor is "smaller" than Osborn's penthouse? The whole house is smaller than a couple of floors of a building? Sailing ships bigger than buildings?

Feb 10, 2014#425

GasBandit

Sparhawk said:
They don't even stay consistent within their measurements for comparison to each other. Malfoy Manor is "smaller" than Osborn's penthouse? The whole house is smaller than a couple of floors of a building? Sailing ships bigger than buildings?

The one that really gave me trouble was Discovery one being shorter than most restaurants.

Feb 10, 2014#426

GasBandit

Meet the Seduction Master. On OKCupid!

Feb 10, 2014#427

PatrThom

This? This is what the fox says?

--Patrick

Feb 11, 2014#428

Bubble181

Now, not to brag or anything, far from it, but...putting "large penis" on there, several times, and including " 5" "...err, that's under average both worldwide, and for the US. Soooooo....huh?

Feb 11, 2014#429

Jay

Feb 11, 2014#430

sixpackshaker

I've seen my share of Germans drunk on American Beer. Then again, they may have been consuming mass quantities.

Feb 11, 2014#431

blotsfan

I thought the beers are about the same strength, but the way countries measure differently just means ours have a lower number.

Feb 11, 2014#432

Celt Z

Bubble181 said:
Now, not to brag or anything, far from it, but...putting "large penis" on there, several times, and including " 5" "...err, that's under average both worldwide, and for the US. Soooooo....huh?

Was there anything in that picture that gave you the impression he's in touch with reality?

Feb 11, 2014#433

checkeredhat

blotsfan said:
I thought the beers are about the same strength, but the way countries measure differently just means ours have a lower number.

I think on average German beer is slightly stronger. I know USA and Canadian beers are actually pretty much the same in terms of alcoholic content, despite what people say. but here, the most popular beers ( some of which are American) average around 5%, with a few up around 7%. While I was in Bremen and Frankfurt it seemed like they averaged closer to 7%.

Either way it could be referring more to taste than to alcoholic content. German beer is fucking amazeballs delicious.

Feb 11, 2014#434

Covar

figmentPez said:
Did @ThatNickGuy get a job mowing lawns?

View attachment 13841

That must be Mark Waid's house.

Feb 11, 2014#435

LordRendar

checkeredhat said:
German beer is fucking amazeballs delicious.

Yes it is. I am not dissing other Beer breweries around the world or anything,but German beer is really delicious. There are generations of traditions and experience in most beer breweries which quite set them apart. Also beer is religion here and everyone goes to church.

Feb 11, 2014#436

Just Me

LordRendar said:
Yes it is. I am not dissing other Beer breweries around the world or anything,but German beer is really delicious. There are generations of traditions and experience in most beer breweries which quite set them apart. Also beer is religion here and everyone goes to church.

Amen, brother!

Also, Prost!

Feb 11, 2014#437

sixpackshaker

Thank God for all the Bavarians and Bohemians that migrated to Texas.

Feb 11, 2014#438

Terrik

Stronger beer doesn't always make better beer.

Feb 12, 2014#439

Bubble181

Belgian beer > German beer ~ American microbreweries > other American beer >>> Heineken

Feb 12, 2014#440

Terrik

Mostly agreed---but I have to say, a great deal of Belgian beers tend to be a little too sweet for my taste.

Feb 12, 2014#441

Eriol

Bubble181 said:
Belgian beer > German beer ~ American microbreweries > other American beer >>> Heineken

Canadian Microbrewery (Go Wild Rose!) >> All others >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moose Piss >>>> Kokanee

Seriously. It's an aberration up here. That stuff is just NASTY.

Feb 12, 2014#442

Bubble181

Eriol said:
Canadian Microbrewery (Go Wild Rose!) >> All others >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moose Piss >>>> Kokanee

Seriously. It's an aberration up here. That stuff is just NASTY.

Haven't tried any Canadian microbrews so I'm reserving my opinion 'till after a taste testing

I'll pass the Kokanee to my driver

Feb 12, 2014#443

DarkAudit

That reminds me. I need to get more beer from Ommegang. Rivals the BBHOF as the best thing in Cooperstown, NY.

Feb 12, 2014#444

Jay

Feb 12, 2014#445

Jay

Feb 12, 2014#446

GasBandit

Ohshitohshitohshitohshit

[DOUBLEPOST=1392236499,1392236412][/DOUBLEPOST]This is how you do a valentine's day special.

Feb 12, 2014#447

Celt Z

9 months is an awful lot of time wasted just to kill the kid with the crib. But the crib is free, so...... :minionhappy:

Feb 12, 2014#448

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
9 months is an awful lot of time wasted just to kill the kid with the crib. But the crib is free, so......

FTFY

Feb 12, 2014#449

GasBandit

Just in time for valentine's day, I give you http://pornhubcommentsonvalentines.com/

Feb 12, 2014#450

GasBandit

Naturally, my question is, how did someone who doesn't know she is 16 end up being on her wall/seeing her posts?

Feb 12, 2014#451

Gilgamesh

GasBandit said:
Ohshitohshitohshitohshit

It's Maximum Overdrive!

@ the Pornhub valentines, were they written by someone who's first language is not English?

Feb 12, 2014#452

Eriol

GasBandit said:
Naturally, my question is, how did someone who doesn't know she is 16 end up being on her wall/seeing her posts?

You can make posts 100% public if you wish. Let's just hope it's that and everybody can go home without needing Brain Bleach.

Feb 12, 2014#453

GasBandit

Gilgamesh said:
It's Maximum Overdrive!

@ the Pornhub valentines, were they written by someone who's first language is not English?

They were written by people who actually comment on pornhub videos. That's... well... imagine youtube commenters... and then take another step down, and get a little sticky.

Feb 13, 2014#454

ThatNickGuy

More AWESOME than funny, but I didn't know where else to put this. Rick Baker just posted this on Twitter.

Feb 13, 2014#455

GasBandit

Huh. So. I watched a vine compilation, and here are the suggested/related videos...

...do I detect a theme?

Feb 13, 2014#456

Frank

All Vine comps contain about 2 seconds of a pretty girl shaking her ass. It will also ALWAYS be the thumbnail. This is law of Vine compilations. No one defies law of Vine compilations.

Feb 13, 2014#457

PatrThom

ThatNickGuy said:
More AWESOME than funny, but I didn't know where else to put this. Rick Baker just posted this on Twitter.

Rick Baker, huh? I've heard of that guy.

--Patrick

Feb 13, 2014#458

Chad Sexington

Interestingly, I've seen the middle-top video. It's a gal having a salvia trip

Feb 13, 2014#459

Celt Z

ThatNickGuy said:
More AWESOME than funny, but I didn't know where else to put this. Rick Baker just posted this on Twitter.

How much water was in that room?!?

Feb 13, 2014#460

bhamv3

The Gremlins movies utterly terrified me as a kid. As a grown-up, I can watch them and appreciate the humor somewhat, but the scars still remain.

So yeah, I'm terrified of Nick's picture. :cry:

Feb 13, 2014#461

sixpackshaker

bhamv3 said:
...

So yeah, I'm terrified of Nick's Prom Night.

Aren't we all.

Feb 13, 2014#462

PatrThom

bhamv3 said:
So yeah, I'm terrified of Nick's picture.

REMEMBER ME, EDDIE? WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER, I TALKED JUST! LIKE! THIIIISS!

--Patrick

Feb 14, 2014#463

figmentPez

Feb 14, 2014#464

checkeredhat

figmentPez said:

I think her parents may have been the best part of that movie.

Feb 15, 2014#465

Bowielee

Feb 16, 2014#466

filmfanatic

Not quite funny, maybe not wonderful, but still potentially fun.

Feb 17, 2014#467

Bowielee

I hope that's available in a poster print.

Feb 17, 2014#468

Espy

Why… why are there juggalos all over that Batman poster?

Feb 17, 2014#469

GasBandit

Feb 17, 2014#470

MindDetective

GasBandit said:

I'll run that one past the wife.

Feb 17, 2014#471

ThatNickGuy

Not gonna lie. If I had a kid named Metropolis, that would totally work on me.

Feb 17, 2014#472

GasBandit

Feb 17, 2014#473

GasBandit

The newest Power Rangers show in Japan is train themed. That lead to a really really really excited Zord.

Feb 17, 2014#474

PatrThom

CHOO CHOO …you know the rest.

--Patrick

Feb 17, 2014#475

GasBandit

MAKE MY MONSTER GROOOOOW!

Feb 17, 2014#476

ThatNickGuy

AH, AFTER TEN THOUSAND PANTS, I'M FREE!

Feb 17, 2014#477

ThatNickGuy

Probably only word nerds like me and @Zero Esc will get most of this list, but it's still funny.

Feb 17, 2014#478

Tress

I'm an English teacher and I love it!

Feb 17, 2014#479

Shawn

ThatNickGuy said:
Probably only word nerds like me and @Zero Esc will get most of this list, but it's still funny.

I must admit I got to seven before I realized what the list was doing. I had to go back and read it again from the beginning to really start getting it.

Feb 17, 2014#480

WasabiPoptart

ThatNickGuy said:
Probably only word nerds like me and @Zero Esc will get most of this list, but it's still funny.

I had a professor who emailed this to all of his students at the beginning of the semester. He also sent one about spell check that was funny.

Feb 17, 2014#481

Hailey Knight

The rules of writing experts boil down to "don't do ___ unless you do it well".

Feb 18, 2014#482

Bubble181

GasBandit said:

I saw "Casual" and "newbie-friendly" as tags on some of the hardest games I know (Darksiders and such), I saw "kid friendly" and "family game" on Amnesia, and I knew where it was all going. Those have since been removed, by the way.
If they let this one stand and only remove the obviously wrong ones, this can become a great tool!

Feb 20, 2014#483

figmentPez