Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

Obama now needs to say something on his "real" Twitter acct so he can get a response from "himself."

Obama: "I just took out my recycling. #ThanksObama"
GObama: "@Obama Hey no problem, glad to help. #YoureWelcomeObama"

Or maybe Michelle Obama needs to Tweet something...saucy...

--Patrick
 
They don't even stay consistent within their measurements for comparison to each other. Malfoy Manor is "smaller" than Osborn's penthouse? The whole house is smaller than a couple of floors of a building? Sailing ships bigger than buildings?
 

GasBandit

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They don't even stay consistent within their measurements for comparison to each other. Malfoy Manor is "smaller" than Osborn's penthouse? The whole house is smaller than a couple of floors of a building? Sailing ships bigger than buildings?
The one that really gave me trouble was Discovery one being shorter than most restaurants.
 
Now, not to brag or anything, far from it, but...putting "large penis" on there, several times, and including " 5" "...err, that's under average both worldwide, and for the US. Soooooo....huh? :p
 
I thought the beers are about the same strength, but the way countries measure differently just means ours have a lower number.
 
Now, not to brag or anything, far from it, but...putting "large penis" on there, several times, and including " 5" "...err, that's under average both worldwide, and for the US. Soooooo....huh? :p
Was there anything in that picture that gave you the impression he's in touch with reality?
 
I thought the beers are about the same strength, but the way countries measure differently just means ours have a lower number.

I think on average German beer is slightly stronger. I know USA and Canadian beers are actually pretty much the same in terms of alcoholic content, despite what people say. but here, the most popular beers ( some of which are American) average around 5%, with a few up around 7%. While I was in Bremen and Frankfurt it seemed like they averaged closer to 7%.

Either way it could be referring more to taste than to alcoholic content. German beer is fucking amazeballs delicious.
 
German beer is fucking amazeballs delicious.
Yes it is. I am not dissing other Beer breweries around the world or anything,but German beer is really delicious. There are generations of traditions and experience in most beer breweries which quite set them apart. Also beer is religion here and everyone goes to church.
 
Yes it is. I am not dissing other Beer breweries around the world or anything,but German beer is really delicious. There are generations of traditions and experience in most beer breweries which quite set them apart. Also beer is religion here and everyone goes to church.
Amen, brother!

Also, Prost!
 
Canadian Microbrewery (Go Wild Rose!) >> All others >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moose Piss >>>> Kokanee

Seriously. It's an aberration up here. That stuff is just NASTY.
Haven't tried any Canadian microbrews so I'm reserving my opinion 'till after a taste testing :p

I'll pass the Kokanee to my driver :p
 

GasBandit

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Ohshitohshitohshitohshit

[DOUBLEPOST=1392236499,1392236412][/DOUBLEPOST]This is how you do a valentine's day special.

 

GasBandit

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Naturally, my question is, how did someone who doesn't know she is 16 end up being on her wall/seeing her posts?
 
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GasBandit

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It's Maximum Overdrive!

@ the Pornhub valentines, were they written by someone who's first language is not English?
They were written by people who actually comment on pornhub videos. That's... well... imagine youtube commenters... and then take another step down, and get a little sticky.
 
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