There is no limit to what can be heated on a piece of bread...
Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
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Tomato sauce, oregano, salt, pepper, paprika, peppers, onion, a whole host of vegetables, all disagree with you
I'd be happy to let you shop for me so I won't have toI just want to buy some clothes.
Almost the whole of northern Saskatchewan is on fire and a shift in the wind has brought the smoke down to Saskatoon and area. I hope they're able to get the fires under control soon so everyone can go back to their homes. And I can stop sucking on my Ventolin every half hour.
GasBandit
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So last week, Jimmy Fallon had to go to the hospital because he fell, caught himself with his hand on the edge of the counter, and his wedding ring basically flayed his finger's skin off.
Today somebody posted the pictures of it on imgur.
I discovered I've got a lot weaker constitution than I used to.
Today somebody posted the pictures of it on imgur.
I discovered I've got a lot weaker constitution than I used to.
That sounds thoroughly nasty.
GasBandit
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It was. It is! Gaaaggghgg
When I was an undergrad my friends were chasing each other around the house (as coeds are wont to do), and one caught her ring on a door strike plate as she was running through said doorway. The results were unpleasant; like peeling a banana. Thankfully we had dark colored carpet.
It's called a degloving injury. We saw a lot of photos of those, and worse, when I was studying to be a medic. And once, in person, I saw a person's eyeball almost out of its socket. It was neat! I mean, not for him, probably.So last week, Jimmy Fallon had to go to the hospital because he fell, caught himself with his hand on the edge of the counter, and his wedding ring basically flayed his finger's skin off.
Today somebody posted the pictures of it on imgur.
I discovered I've got a lot weaker constitution than I used to.
GasBandit
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Degloving, yep, that's the word they used. And it looked way worse for real than anything I ever saw a Bolton do on game of thrones. SO much blood. SO much "That isn't supposed to be shaped like that."
Well don't go Googling for basketball net-related dislocations, then.
There's just something about a picture of a finger that's only still connected due to a tendon that would normally be somewhere up in the middle of your forearm.
--Patrick
My brother's sister in law most likely stole my college ring because I did not want a degloving injury. I'd leave my ring in his house while doing carpentry work, and one day it was not there when I went to retrieve it. She stole his college football championship ring too, err likely stole.
Fucking alcoholic that never did a day's work in her life.
Fucking alcoholic that never did a day's work in her life.
Degloving is the reason why I always insist anyone who comes to do grappling with us remove their wedding band. They always complain, and then I tell them to Google degloving. And then they take them off. Imagine that.
That sucks man, sorry to hear it.
My grandmother had a degloving injury one time. Finger closed in a car door. It was awful.
Also, I had a friend who was an RN that was going to teach me how to dislocate my eyeball. She told me she had to learn to do it in nursing school back in the 70s.
There's a reason I stopped wearing my tungsten wedding band, and switched to a silicon rubber one. My wife was.muffed when I wasn't wearing my ring, until the day I got a handcuff shackle caught in it, and nearly broke my finger.
Degloving is bad ju-ju.
Degloving is bad ju-ju.
@AussieT can't wear his wedding band. Electricity and radiation + metal = me collecting some benefits I'd prefer not to collect
This is a good idea. Mr. Z is in the process of switching careers into one that will involve a lot of electricity, and I don't think the possibility of degloving has occurred to him yet.
Rained out of camping
That us the laziest Banana Foster's I've ever seen.
He has my okay to join, but he lets the forum be "my thing". He's got his own forum he frequents.I think we now know what Mr. Z's screen name on HF will be, if @Celt Z ever lets him on here:
ElectricBananaZ
But I'll mention the banana idea.
youporn.com is not a forum. I mean, yes, there's discussion threads and emoticons and the occasional funny video, but...Well...where was I going with this?
If only. The man is on Destiny with a bunch of other dads 24/7. Their bromance? Dadmance? is truly bizarre.
Unlike your weird infatuation with some forum where the people have nothing in common except all being, in various ways, just a little bit weird.
I am perfectly dildos.Unlike your weird infatuation with some forum where the people have nothing in common except all being, in various ways, just a little bit weird.
I meant normal.
... Dildos.