That's where you throw a fistful of nickels at someone, right?
I remember reading in either high school or college that the average penis size was the same as reported in the article. I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a new finding, or confirming what has already been reported.
GasBandit
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I don't remember where I read it, but I remember I used to hear that 6 inches was "average," then sometime around when I was in HS/College the number being bandied about was changed to 7.
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Anonymous
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That surprises me and makes me feel bad for some guys. Anonymized so it doesn't look like I'm bragging.
I've heard plenty of different numbers, and it really depends on what general population you look at. Average in the US =/= average in the world =/= in some other countries. Biggest white dicks in the world are Sweden, IIRC, with biggest black being...Err...Ghana or Congo, I think. Anyway, I measure up as "above average nut not abnormally huge" both for my country and for the world, and I'm ok with that. Some of the huge extreme stretching as seen in porn just looks painful for pretty much everyone involved.
GasBandit
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Reminds me of an old dirty joke.
Guy is dissatisfied with the size of his penis. He goes to see about surgery to have it lengthened. The doctor tells him, "We have an experimental procedure you might be interested in, where we actually graft in a few inches of baby elephant trunk." The guy decides to go for it, and 4 months of convalescence later, he thinks he's ready to "try it out in the field."
He invites a female acquaintance of his to dinner, and everything is going well. Then, suddenly, his member - which had up until that point been resting comfortably in his pants leg, shoots up above the tablecloth, grabs a roll out of the breadbasket, then disappears back under the table.
The lady is impressed. "Do that again!" she says.
"Well, ok..." he says, "but... I'm not sure my ass can take another hard roll."
Guy is dissatisfied with the size of his penis. He goes to see about surgery to have it lengthened. The doctor tells him, "We have an experimental procedure you might be interested in, where we actually graft in a few inches of baby elephant trunk." The guy decides to go for it, and 4 months of convalescence later, he thinks he's ready to "try it out in the field."
He invites a female acquaintance of his to dinner, and everything is going well. Then, suddenly, his member - which had up until that point been resting comfortably in his pants leg, shoots up above the tablecloth, grabs a roll out of the breadbasket, then disappears back under the table.
The lady is impressed. "Do that again!" she says.
"Well, ok..." he says, "but... I'm not sure my ass can take another hard roll."
I remember hearing that one in scout camp.
GasBandit
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Ours may be the last generation that had to learn their dirty jokes by word of mouth (or paper book).
Yeah, I remember some of those books. Horrible jokes, most of them. For example, this one:
What do you call a midget hooker with a runny nose?
Full.
GasBandit
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A midget goes to a brothel. None of the girls are particularly eager to service him, so they draw straws and Trixie gets the short straw. She takes the midget upstairs, and a few minutes later the other girls hear a deafening scream. They burst into the room to see Trixie unconscious on the floor, and the midget standing on the bed with his pants down, a 3 foot long penis unfurled before him, drooping almost to the floor.
"Sir... can... can we touch it?" one girl asks. "We've never seen anything like it!"
The midget sighs. "Well, alright, you can touch it, but no sucking! I used to be 6 foot 2!"
Do I have to post pictures of my pink and floppy again?
Do I have to post pictures of my pink and floppy again?
