Romance--I win at it.

Tinwhistler · Jul 20, 2015

Hadda go out, so I didn't get to spend the evening chilling with my wife, like I usually do.

So, instead, I brought her home a surprise.

bhamv3 · Jul 20, 2015

Did that come with the rose petals, or did you buy them separately?

Cheesy1 · Jul 20, 2015

That's Tin's superpower. Rose petals spontaneously explode from the bottom of any dish he makes.

Terrik · Jul 20, 2015

Yes. From the dishes he makes.

Tinwhistler · Jul 20, 2015

bhamv3 said:
Did that come with the rose petals, or did you buy them separately?

Separately. Rose petals are cheap, yo.

fade · Jul 21, 2015

That's beautiful.

My wife would just look at it and say, "Why'd you spend the money on this?"

Tinwhistler · Jul 21, 2015

fade said:
That's beautiful.

My wife would just look at it and say, "Why'd you spend the money on this?"

My wife loves these kinds of gestures. And honestly, the whole setup only cost me $5.00. Romance doesn't have to be expensive.

fade · Jul 21, 2015

Tinwhistler said:
My wife loves these kinds of gestures. And honestly, the whole setup only cost me $5.00. Romance doesn't have to be expensive.

Believe me, it was jealousy, not condemnation.

sixpackshaker · Jul 21, 2015

GasBandit · Jul 21, 2015

Bowm chicka bow wow.

Emrys · Jul 21, 2015

Did you "make risotto" afterwards? :unibrow:

Hylian · Jul 21, 2015

Just rub it in for us single people

Tinwhistler · Jul 21, 2015

Hylian said:
Just rub it in for us single people

There's a reason I'm not single

Hylian · Jul 21, 2015

Tinwhistler said:
There's a reason I'm not single

Chloroform and ropes?

GasBandit · Jul 21, 2015

Pelvic sorcery.

Tinwhistler · Jul 21, 2015

GasBandit said:
Pelvic sorcery.

and good genetics

GasBandit · Jul 21, 2015

Tinwhistler said:
and good genetics

Something something lecherous manwhore something something MAHAN.

drawn_inward · Jul 22, 2015

Tinwhistler said:
and good genetics

and a whole lot of spending money.