evidently telemarketers don't like when you play the Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard at them.
Ah, an oldie but a goodie.
Ah, an oldie but a goodie.
It kind of sounded like that.What, did she call you sempai?
Yeah, even Dominicans can play the game.And this was a minor victory because hey, it's only a softball game.
You've been married 17 times???Today was my 17th wedding anniversary.
No it just feels like it sometimes.You've been married 17 times???
--Patrick
My parents had friends who would evaluate their marriage every year. They said if they ever felt it wasn't working they would just go their separate ways. Last I knew they had been married for over 25 years.Wouldn't it be something, though, if you had to renew your marriage every year, like license plates, else it would expire?
--Patrick
I guess you work harder when you know your quarterly report is coming up.My parents had friends who would evaluate their marriage every year. They said if they ever felt it wasn't working they would just go their separate ways. Last I knew they had been married for over 25 years.
Congrats! That's 12 more than me. Any advice for us newbie-weds?Today was my 17th wedding anniversary.
Congrats! That's 12 more than me. Any advice for us newbie-weds?
My dad had a friend he'd get cars for me and my sister from. They would inevitably have a fatal breakdown within six months.Yep. My stories like this usually involve friends of my dad's though. The best example was when I needed to buy a car. I was about 20. Dad had a guy he used to work with who was now with a local dealership. "Oh sure, Denny will get you a good deal. He's a great guy!" so on and so forth. I traded in my old car which I still owed money on. I ended up with a reasonable payment. Great.
Three months later I get a call from a collection agency. I'm delinquent on my car payments...on the old car I traded in! Of course they don't want to hear that I traded it in. My dad calls me a few days later. Since he was co-signer on my loan they had called him too. He berates me during the call about screwing up his credit, how horrible I was with money and irresponsible and self-centered, etc. I called the dealership. Denny insisted he sent my lender a check to pay off the old car. He was so sure that he looked in my file and it was sitting right there. So he sold off my old car some how without clearing the title, (I assume) made money on it, and because of his mistake I had my dad and a collection agency up my ass.
It took one more incident before I refused to deal with my dad's friends anymore.
Maybe you should switch to pancakes before you end up in the doghouse.Tonight I made my wife pissed at me. By making dinner. See, she loves breakfast pretty much any time of day and I can't make her eggs the way she likes them so whenever we have breakfast she cooks. Tonight I cooked and she said she'd just make her own eggs. No problem. I made scrambled for me with hashbrowns and sausage. Why is she pissed? Because she's never been able to do hashbrowns right and mine were fucking perfect. Crispy, uniformly brown, tasty spuds. After she ate she (jokingly) bitched at me because I've let her make squishy hashbrowns for 22 years when I could make them the whole time.
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