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Calling a Pakistani Indian is a good way to get on their bad side - they're neighboring countries with literally centuries of war between them. "Central-Asian" or something is less specific and less likely to incur wrath, though even so you'll probably get comment.
Try calling someone from Alabama a Yankee because they're from the US :-P
 
Calling a Pakistani Indian is a good way to get on their bad side - they're neighboring countries with literally centuries of war between them. "Central-Asian" or something is less specific and less likely to incur wrath, though even so you'll probably get comment.
Try calling someone from Alabama a Yankee because they're from the US :-P
Heh, just edited my latest reply to him using some of this. ;)
 

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Though to be fair, Heimdall was a bit of a stretch. I mean, it's the Norse gods. Nick Fury, Johnny Storm, who cares (besides that guy).
 
Though to be fair, Heimdall was a bit of a stretch. I mean, it's the Norse gods. Nick Fury, Johnny Storm, who cares (besides that guy).
My point about Heimdal is that the Kirby/Lee versions were only loosely based on the Norse mythology, anyway. I mean, the original Norse gods didn't have crazy, science fiction technology, either, but no one's raising that point. Plus, it's Idris frigging Elba. As MovieBob said regarding why Heimdal is Elba, any time he's on screen, they should've had a caption that said, "THAT'S WHY."
 
Though to be fair, Heimdall was a bit of a stretch. I mean, it's the Norse gods. Nick Fury, Johnny Storm, who cares (besides that guy).
Yeah...I mean, on one hand, it doesn't really matter, on the other hand, the only Norse God who you'd realistically call black would be Loki - but having just the bad guy be black would've made for a worse image. I understand the choice to be inclusive or whatever - aka "politically correct", but it's a bit silly. Of course, of Hollywood made a movie about, say, the Hindu gods, you could bet your ass three quarters of them would be white, which is equally stupid.
 
Though to be fair, Heimdall was a bit of a stretch. I mean, it's the Norse gods. Nick Fury, Johnny Storm, who cares (besides that guy).
Heimdall was fine because he ACTED like a Norse God and he's not even the odd man out in Asgard. It's odd, sure, but not out of place really... we've already got a Japanese guy (who should really be a MONGOLIAN guy) in the Warriors Three, along with a French fencer and an English giant. This clearly isn't JUST about Nordic stuff.
 

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Honestly, all of those felt out of place. No, let me rephrase that. I didn't care, but I could equally call those out of place, we just weren't talking about them. I also didn't care that Sokka was white, either. We're talking about a pseudo-Asian, fictional mixed culture mixed with a lot of modern American anachronistic stuff, not actual Asia. (Though really, that was the least of that movie's problems)
 
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Well, you have Hogun of the warriors three, who was already asian in the comics and also in the movies. So not so absurd.
 
I think it all sort of depends on the sort of "realism" you're going for. In, say, opera, it's always been accepted that the fat 60 year old guy is the "beautiful young prince" and whatever. You sort of have to look past that. Now, would I think Patrick Stewart would make a great James Bond? (Yes, secretly, but anyway) Probably not. Up to a point, though, an actor doesn't have to be a perfect match for the character, and new views on a character can and should be tried out and experimented with. Somewhat different if you're going for a biopic or something - a black Hitler or a white Muhammed Ali could make for an interesting exploration, but couldn't be a faithful character piece.
 
Dude, every single thing that happened in that movie was out of place. I mean come on, not one reference to a fjord? Why even pretend they're trying at that point? Why not just base it all on a bunch of comic book char...hey, wait a minute!
 

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Look, I don't want to go down some argument/debate path I have no interest in. I personally don't care. My only point was that at least I could see an argument made about Heimdall.
 
I actually bad a loose explanation, too. Since Heimdal is all seeing, who's to say he didn't see some black people on Earth and decide to make his appearance similar to that?
 
Well, or that the ancient Norse were too racist to handle a black Heimdall, so they made him white! :p
Or they never saw him, only heard the other Asgardians invoke him for transport via the BiFrost, and assumed he was white like Odin, Thor, etc.
 
True, I have a hard time seeing Thor describing Heimdall to them and then throwing in at the end, "just so you know, for the record, he has black skin."
 
True, I have a hard time seeing Thor describing Heimdall to them and then throwing in at the end, "just so you know, for the record, he has black skin."
Ironically, one translation of the Thrymskvida (the Bellows translation) refers to Heimdall as "the whitest of the gods":

Henry Adams Bellows translation:
Then Heimdall spake, whitest of the gods,
Like the Wanes he knew the future well:
"Bind we on Thor the bridal veil,
Let him bear the mighty Brisings' necklace;
"Keys around him let there rattle,
And down to his knees hang woman's dress;
With gems full broad upon his breast,
And a pretty cap to crown his head.
though the Benjamin Thorpe translation renders the term - "hvitastr asa" - as "brightest of the gods" instead.
Then said Heimdall, of Æsir brightest —he well foresaw, like other Vanir —Let us clothe Thor with bridal raiment,let him have the famed Brîsinga necklace."Let by his side keys jingle,and woman's weeds fall around his knees,but on his breast place precious stones,and a neat coif set on his head."
 
That's the most legitimate point I've heard in this entire discussion... it's not like he'd know there would be an issue unless he'd seen the slave trade or something. It's not like Asgard has slaves running around.[DOUBLEPOST=1439395781,1439395699][/DOUBLEPOST]
... Is he saying "Let's dress Thor in drag?"
Thor did the absolute craziest shit in Norse Mythology. Wearing drag can't even compete with Loki turning into a horse and then fathering a horse though.
 
Thor did the absolute craziest shit in Norse Mythology. Wearing drag can't even compete with Loki turning into a horse and then fathering a horse though.
Turning into a horse and fathering a horse makes more sense than the Greek variant where they changed into everything from bulls over swans and fathered humans.
 
... Is he saying "Let's dress Thor in drag?"
Actually, yes. In the Thyrmskvida, Thrymr, the king of the Jotnar, steals Mjolnir away and demands Freya as payment for it. Freya is having none of that, so the Gods have a meeting to discuss what to do about it. Heimdall suggests they dress Thor as Freya and Loki as Freya's bridesmaid and have them go to Jotunheimr for the wedding. Thor acts more or less like Thor at a feast, and Loki weaves a web of incredible bullshit to explain "the bride's odd behavior" that the Jotnar wind up believing. Mjolnir is then placed in Thor's hand as part of the wedding ceremony, at which point he and Loki smite the fuck out of the assembled giants and return to Asgard.
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I am absolutely certain that Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston would be totally up for it if they decided to film an adaptation.
 
Turning into a horse and fathering a horse makes more sense than the Greek variant where they changed into everything from bulls over swans and fathered humans.
I like to imagine any time that Asgardians and the Gods of Olympus hang out, Loki tries to one up everyone with his horse story and Zeus is all "Bitch, please."
 
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