Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

[GasBandit]

This reminds me of this girl from my old job. She sat across from me, only partly blocked by a low partition between our desks, so I could see her clearly. She had this kinda weird top, which was dark yellow everywhere except for the low-cut chest area, which was fluorescent pink. It's like it was specifically designed to draw gazes to her chest.

Also there was one time she spent an hour slowly drinking a large cup of bubble milk tea, which as you may or may not know is sucked through a thick, oversized straw...

 

[WasabiPoptart]

omg I used to have that pic saved on my old laptop!

 

[blotsfan]

So I guess I'm gonna be that guy who gets really bitter over others getting married.

 

[bhamv3]

I'm dozing off at work and not even listening to epic music is helping me.

 

[GasBandit]

I'm dozing off at work and not even listening to epic music is helping me.

I keep telling you that shit is too sedate and stately. You need something with some high BPMs and higher energy.

Go to di.fm and tune in the classic eurodance channel.

 

[bhamv3]

I keep telling you that shit is too sedate and stately. You need something with some high BPMs and higher energy.

Go to di.fm and tune in the classic eurodance channel.

Hmm... slightly more awake now, but that might be because I feel like dancing now.

 

[fade]

I like electroswing for focusing. It's high energy but not in-yo-face.

 

[drawn_inward]

A March is supposed to be good for focus. Cue the Sousa!

 

[GasBandit]

Hmm... slightly more awake now, but that might be because I feel like dancing now.

Classic eurodance is the shiznit, yo.

 

[fade]

Classic eurodance is the shiznit, yo.

I'll take "Words I never thought I'd hear from GasBandit" for 800, Alex.

 

[PatrThom]

I'll take "Words I never thought I'd hear from GasBandit" for 800, Alex.

What is, "I can't wait to get one of those self-driving cars"?

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

What is, "I can't wait to get one of those self-driving cars"?

--Patrick

What is "I'm out of Zima."?

 

[GasBandit]

What is "I'm out of Zima."?

Well, technically, I am. Because I've never bought it, but yes, I don't have any.

 

[HCGLNS]

@GasBandit is all out of Zima folks.

 

[drawn_inward]

What is "The government should regulate more things!"

 

[PatrThom]

What is "The government should regulate more things!"

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

What is "The government should regulate more things!"

 

[grub]

what is "Here government you can have my guns, I trust you to keep me safe and free."

 

[GasBandit]

what is "Here government you can have my guns, I trust you to keep me safe and free."

 

[jwhouk]

I think Tracy Morgan would be more for Truck control.

 

[HCGLNS]

Fucking @GasBandit virus struck me again!

 

[GasBandit]

Fucking @GasBandit virus struck me again!

 

[grub]

So I had a vasectomy today, and now I feel like I got kicked in the crotch. I do appreciate the two ice packs and jock strap provided by the doctor though.

 

[Squidleybits]

I hope you have some nice meds!

 

[grub]

Just Tylenol, no NSAIDs until Saturday.

 

[HCGLNS]

You know what you did! Stupid cat in a dryer.mp3.

 

[GasBandit]

You know what you did! Stupid cat in a dryer.mp3.

Oh that. Lol.

 

[figmentPez]

what is "Here government you can have my guns, I trust you to keep me safe and free."

What is "I think I have enough images in my hoard."?

 

[GasBandit]

What is "I think I have enough images in my hoard."?

 

[fade]

Is it still dead?

In that case:

For the hoard!

 

[GasBandit]

Is it still dead?

In that case:

For the hoard!

Oh no, the Hoard is back up and running, and I've even started adding stuff to it again, trying to clean out my imgur favorites because imgur's always fucking giraffed these days.

 

[drawn_inward]

Giraffed? Rhinocerously?!

 

[GasBandit]

Giraffed? Rhinocerously?!

 

[GasBandit]

I haaaate the last weekend of the month. Or rather, the friday before it. SO much shit to do for the next broadcast month. I've been going a mile a minute all day and I think I'm starting to smell ozone.

 

[drawn_inward]

I obviously don't use Imgur enough. TIL.