Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

Gremlins sometimes take over our wifi too. They're sneaky.

My whine: bitch at work is still a bitch. Sent a super ugly, nasty worded email accusing me of not being accurate in something on her performance review and sending a huge attachment to prove it. Bitch can't read and I walked her through exactly how accurate my description of a very minor background detail was (just background info nothing performance related) and proved how I already had the attachment and had correctly interpreted the info. What do I get after that ugly? A verbal oops, I should have read that closer.

As her life unravels around her, she has picked me as the person she wants to lash out at. Why me? Holy crap. Leave. Me. Alone. Bitch.
 
Here at our translation company, we mainly use two different translation software suites.

Software A is older, has fewer features (though the most important core features are all there), and is gradually being phased out as an industry standard. Its interface is cleaner and less cluttered due to having fewer features, and it runs faster and more efficiently on slower machines.

Software B is newer, boasts all the newest bells and whistles, but runs much slower on my work computer, and its interface is much less user friendly.

My company recently announced we'll be abandoning Software A altogether, because it's older and not widely used in the industry any more. And that sucks, because Software A is the more user-friendly of the two, and when I try to open Software B I end up waiting so long it's become customary to make myself a cup of tea.
Followup whine: Software B is very, very crash-happy. Just lost an hour of work due to yet another crash. How this pile of shit became an industry standard I'll never know.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Google's voice recognition has gotten noticeably shittier over the last year or so :( My text messages are often incorrect/confusing.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
It's been 4 hours since I left the dentist's office and I still smell the latex gloves. I think I need to shampoo my facial hair or something.
 
Google's voice recognition has gotten noticeably shittier over the last year or so :( My text messages are often incorrect/confusing.
I've noticed all voice recognition gets crappy if you're still BlueToothed to your car. I have to ground* my phone from BlueTooth or else the car takes over the audio, auto-starts my songs playing (even if the stereo is actually off), etc. Thanks a lot, Microsoft.

--Patrick
*Like the punishment, not the discharge of potential.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I've noticed all voice recognition gets crappy if you're still BlueToothed to your car. I have to ground* my phone from BlueTooth or else the car takes over the audio, auto-starts my songs playing (even if the stereo is actually off), etc. Thanks a lot, Microsoft.

--Patrick
*Like the punishment, not the discharge of potential.
I'm glad you specified, because until I got to the footnote I really was thinking that...
 
Guys, you know he doesn't remember the stroke, that's why we all play along. Don't remind him...
Oh right. I always get Gassy and Huggins mixed up. I mean, with all his gibberish, it's easy to forget that Huggins is the one who won the lottery, not the one who had the stroke.
 
TMI lady talk time:

I hate that I can never have the same pre-menstrual shit 2 months in a row. I have spent this whole week either sad or angry for no apparent reason. At least it isn't cramps I guess. :p
 
Can't sleep. A charming combination of pain, health stress and work stress.
Also can't sleep.
Too many promises made to too many people mean I get to lose sleep tomorrow to meet deadlines tonight.
Also have a mild fever and a runny nose and our son just came out of his room with scratchy throat etc., he's starting now also.
Good thing I don't have to drive for 6-8 hours tomorrow.
Oh wait, I do.

--Patrick
 

fade

Staff member
TMI lady talk time:

I hate that I can never have the same pre-menstrual shit 2 months in a row. I have spent this whole week either sad or angry for no apparent reason. At least it isn't cramps I guess. :p
I'm trying to figure out if you mean 'shit' literally.
 
Every time I flush my toilet, it runs. Either the chain gets caught under the flapper, or the flapper completely falls to the side. It's extremely annoying.
 
I know it's an absolutely inane whine, but I have boxed copies of Warcraft II, Warcraft III, Warcraft III: TFT, Starcraft II: WoL and Starcraft II: HotS. I'm now downloading Starctaft II: LotV and only now do I realize that in buying that in advance, of course, I've now no reason whatsoever to buy a boxed copy. I mean, I'm a nerd and all, but I'm not buying a €50 box just for completion's sake. Still's gonna be a bit I miss, though.

Not like my computer even has a working optical drive at the moment, but the completionist in me is weeping.
 
Not like my computer even has a working optical drive at the moment, but the completionist in me is weeping.
This has been an issue for me. Even out of the box, it feels like I have a 50/50 chance of having a working drive and I don't want to drive out and pick up a new one.
 
It's been a long week. It's been a tough week. I could totally use a weekend where I just lie around decomposing.

Oh what's that? My inlaws are visiting for the weekend? Oh goody.
 
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