Decompressing? Freudian slip? @MindDetective ask him about his relationship with his mother!
Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
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I'm on my way home from having another SI injection. I'll feel gross once the short term freezing wears off. Decomposing on the couch sounds awesome.
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I don't have Netflix.
(Really? Are we going to go through this whole thing again?)
Nor Hulu. Nor Amazon Prime.
--Patrick
Then take your rubles down to Blockbuster.
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I honestly didn't care much for Hot Fuzz. It was slow to start and the story and jokes were predictable. I just had the feeling I'd seen it all before. It felt like it wanted to be a sort-of Abrahams and Zucker movie, but also believable at the same time, and that combo just didn't work for me.
Well, duh
Don't let them know that, or they'll work harder at making sure which of you belongs to whom.
--Patrick
They can't read...I'm good. Or am I??
So I can't drive this weekend and toilet paper was not purchased today by someone. We are running low and my daughter comes home with a stomach bug and is flying through what little we have. Omg kill me.
See, this is why, despite not quite knowing what it's for, you decide to install a bidet anyway.
Why would she want the US Vice President in her bathroom?
I've done a shitty job of maintaining friendships. I always had my girlfriend to kind of mend the gap and keep me involved with people. Now that we're broken up, I have one friend that lives 100 miles away and the rest are over 1000 miles from me. I always swore I wouldn't get drunk alone because thats the first step to a drinking problem. I'm drunk right now and have been getting drunk by myself 3+ times a week. I'm going back to my college this week and I cant wait, but I'm afraid I won't want to leave.
I'd kill for a time machine
I'd kill for a time machine
Plot twist: A time machine appears. You jump from hiding and kill the guy coming out of it, only to discover...it was you.
--Patrick
That moment you have no idea if you're arguing with someone or not, but you don't wanna make the first move because you always do.
People kinda suck
People kinda suck
I can only remember the melody to a song, and without the lyrics, I can't look it up. It might not even be a good song! I just want to listen to it now.
Soundhound or similar? Some are quite decent at recognizing tunes these days if you hum/whistle correctly.
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I've hummed into soundhound before and it actually came up with the song.
Or you could record yourself humming the song and I'll try to help identify it.
Soundhound failed me. This is driving me nuts. I'm also not sure that I hum that well. And I only remember a few notes, so it's just an all-round disaster!
Here's me lalala-ing it to the best of my ability.
Here's me lalala-ing it to the best of my ability.