I like you.I'm really bad at flirting but let me try.
*awkwardly touches butt*
Oh...yeah? Check out this... thing... here. Can I interest you in some spirits? Perhaps some cheese? I should warn you, cheese makes me fart.
Goddamnit...
I like you.I'm really bad at flirting but let me try.
*awkwardly touches butt*
Oh...yeah? Check out this... thing... here. Can I interest you in some spirits? Perhaps some cheese? I should warn you, cheese makes me fart.
Goddamnit...
Then my job is done!That picture terrifies me.
all i see is tentacle monsters...That picture terrifies me.
True story: I found out about a month ago that once, a girl wanted me to take her home, but I was so oblivious to her advances that I just assumed we were having fun flirting, not like sexy-times flirting.
For a second I was going to console you - "There, there." But you may be into tentacle monsters, in which case I'll still hug you but you don't get to be consoled.all i see is tentacle monsters...
I am hopelessAnd see, it always looks so easy in movies and stuff and I always wondered how it works in real life.[DOUBLEPOST=1444156118,1444156071][/DOUBLEPOST]
For a second I was going to console you - "There, there." But you may be into tentacle monsters, in which case I'll still hug you but you don't get to be consoled.
If I were single I too would be hopeless! I'm just imagining how awkward I would be as a single person. :S Oh god, yikes.I am hopeless
Hurray for awkward singledom!If I were single I too would be hopeless! I'm just imagining how awkward I would be as a single person. :S Oh god, yikes.
Hurray for awkward singledom!
Score! Wingwomen are always more successful than wingmen.I'll be your wingman! Wingperson!
I won't be that helpful.
I'm your girl.Score! Wingwomen are always more successful than wingmen.
I love that gif!I'm your girl.
Ive done it before but not any time soon.Will we ever again see genuine, glorious sideburns lapping at your cheekbones?
--Patrick
Yes...Do you think skeletons get tired of people playing their rib cages like xylophones?
Oops that was meant for Chad. My bad.Ive done it before but not any time soon.
Your sentence structure. It needs work.I think the worst thing I've ever done is my best friends' husband [...]
Your sentence structure. It needs work.
I used to play-flirt all the time. ALL the time. With EVERYONE. Which, of course, meant I missed quite a few opportunities of actual flirting, as it turned out, so much later.
Then again, it also got me in bed with my current girlfriend while I thought I was just play-flirting because I didn't figure I'd have a shot with her, so hey, it evens out, I guess. This is also why I'm not allowed to play-flirt anymore
and really, I don't play flirt much now
Haha, I take it you think I play flirt frequently?
Pssst, I think she's saying its not "play" flirting with you. Stop blowing it.
Did you wind up spending the entire day snoozing?I had a thread it got closed.
so following in littlekagsin's steps im home today with nothing on the docket so please ask me anything so i dont spend the entire day snoozing.
Studying for work exams. It was dumb. LolDid you wind up spending the entire day snoozing?
What would you say were the best english-dubbed animes released in the last 5 or so years?another day off and another day of asking you AMA!
When you were a kid, what did you dream of being when you grew up? (Or got older since I don't really believe in growing up. )another day off and another day of asking you AMA!
last 5 years, hmm, 2010-2015What would you say were the best english-dubbed animes released in the last 5 or so years?
a scientist or doctor. Got my degree in environmental science and hydrogeology. working selling rough and finished electrical products for a major home improvement supplier. :3When you were a kid, what did you dream of being when you grew up? (Or got older since I don't really believe in growing up. )
That's way cool!a scientist or doctor. Got my degree in environmental science and hydrogeology. working selling rough and finished electrical products for a major home improvement supplier. :3
clowns will get me....Why can’t you sleep, @Bones ?