The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Bones]

You wild and crazy dude.

 

[PatrThom]

Sometimes, when the wife and kids are gone and I realize I'm home all alone, I like to sing, "IT'S PENIS MASTURBATION TIME" (to the tune of peanut butter jelly time)

...with a baseball bat?

--Patrick

 

[Squidleybits]

God damn, Brad Pitt is hot in Ocean's Eleven!

 

[Ravenpoe]

...with a baseball bat?

--Patrick

God damn, Brad Pitt is hot in Ocean's Eleven!

 

[Gruebeard]

Sometimes, when the wife and kids are gone and I realize I'm home all alone, I like to sing, "IT'S PENIS MASTURBATION TIME" (to the tune of peanut butter jelly time)

This is the first time I've wanted to know who made the anonymous post .

 

[blotsfan]

I think the post was anonymous because he speaks for all of us.

 

[Squidleybits]

Yeah I should have read the post above me before posting....but Brad...

 

[Emrys]

I think the post was anonymous because he speaks for all of us.

I'm not sure he's speaking for me.

 

[Dei]

I'm not sure he's speaking for me.

I'm with Emrys.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I'm not sure he's speaking for me.

One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!

 

[Emrys]

One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!

You're a doofus and I love you for it.

 

[blotsfan]

You women and your not-penis having. Buzzkills for all of us.

 

[Gruebeard]

You women and your not-penis having. Buzzkills for all of us.

It's especially buzz killing when they won't have your penis, amirite?

 

[Emrys]

Can I keep it in a jar in my basement?

 

[blotsfan]

It's especially buzz killing when they won't have your penis, amirite?

why you gotta go there, brah?

 

[Gruebeard]

Oh my. Sorry.


I was just trying to make a joke . . . something I should've learned to avoid earlier this week. [DOUBLEPOST=1445143578,1445143507][/DOUBLEPOST]

Can I keep it in a jar in my basement?

Oh my. Sorry.

You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.

 

[sixpackshaker]

 

[blotsfan]

Oh my. Sorry.


I was just trying to make a joke . . . something I should've learned to avoid earlier this week.

lol, don't feel bad. Any inability to get with the ladies is my own issue. Besides, of the two ladies referred to, one is married and the other is in alberta and surrounded by doomweasels that would maul me if I made a move. Neither would be a particularly good fit.

 

[sixpackshaker]

You women and your not-penis having. Buzzkills for all of us.

I am sure they can find someone willing to share.[DOUBLEPOST=1445143681,1445143645][/DOUBLEPOST]

Can I keep it in a jar in my basement?

Rasputin?

Do not look, you were warned.

Spoiler

 

[Emrys]

Besides, of the two ladies referred to, one is married and the other is in alberta Saskatchewan and surrounded by doomweasels that would maul me if I made a move. Neither would be a particularly good fit.

FTFY.

There definitely are still doomweasels.

 

[blotsfan]

Sorry, I should've just said "the middle of nowhere."

 

[Gruebeard]

Sorry, I should've just said "the middle of nowhere."

But that applies to all of Canada outside Toronto.

 

[Emrys]

Sorry, I should've just said "the middle of nowhere."

That is true in several different ways. [DOUBLEPOST=1445144556,1445144521][/DOUBLEPOST]

But that applies to all of Canada outside Toronto.

Quiet, you.

 

[Gruebeard]

Yes! I snuck my post in ahead of your, now it looks like you're agreeing with my Torontosnobbery.

 

[Emrys]

Yes! I snuck my post in ahead of your, now it looks like you're agreeing with my Torontosnobbery.

Now edited for clarity.

 

[blotsfan]

Toronto is a pretty fun city, even if the traffic + the hockey team is miserably bad.

 

[Gruebeard]

Like Seinfeld saying "Newman" I'm saying "Editing."


And I ought to mention that I live more than an hour away from Toronto (when the traffic's not at its worst), so my Torontosnobbery is actually wannabe.

 

[blotsfan]

I was under the impression that you either lived in toronto, or you hate toronto

 

[Gruebeard]

I was under the impression that you either lived in toronto, or you hate toronto

You must be thinking of someone else

 

[blotsfan]

I meant the general "you"

 

[Gruebeard]

General? I never made it past corporal.

 

[Emrys]

General? I never made it past corporal.

 

[Squidleybits]

My son and I are going to the Wildlife Park in a bit....he wants to go dressed as Thor..

 

[Ravenpoe]

My son and I are going to the Wildlife Park in a bit....he wants to go dressed as Thor..

*kid falls down*

Stranger: "Oh no, is he hurt?"
Squidley: "No, he's just a little Thor"

 

[ThatNickGuy]

My son and I are going to the Wildlife Park in a bit....he wants to go dressed as Thor..

Meh. Let him.