Robin Hood (Russell Crowe & Ridley Scott version)
Wow. An absolute ton of Academy Award winners went into making this steaming pile. An origin story that didn't need to be retold again, with weird plot holes and absurd geographical nonsense. Lord Loxley's hall is said to be in Peper Harrow which is in Surrey, 150 miles from Nottinghamshire, in the movie as less than an hour's walk and part of the same jurisdiction (a plot point is the Sheriff of Nottingham threatening to seize Loxley's estate for back taxes). Nottinghamshire and Sherwood Forest are also 160+ miles as the crow flies from Dover, yet somehow Robin and his troops can get there in 2 day's ride. Worse, they meet with King John's forces near the Kilburn White Horse, which was built 700 years after the events of the film, and is in North Yorkshire, nearly 90 miles north of Nottinghamshire and not far from the Scottish border, hundreds of miles north of London.
For those not familiar with UK geography, this would be akin to George Washington preparing the repulse a seaborne invasion of Virginia by starting in Morristown, NJ, meeting up with his fellow generals in Albany, NY, and then heading for Norfolk, and getting it all done in 48 hours.
But all that aside, the acting was forgettable, the plot cliched, and Russell Crowe's "wisdom voice" that he uses in this and Man of Steel is laughable. Bizarre questions immediately arise, such as, if the French are landing at an allied encampment, as they are at Dover, why are they behaving as if it's a hostile landing, with men jumping out of landing craft like the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan? Many are shown to drown from their equipment and yet, basically, they weren't initially under fire and had little reason for haste. We're given no reason the boats don't actually come aground, either - at Normandy, there were mines and spiked obstacles that would have pierced the hulls of the landing boats, so they couldn't come in all the way, but no such thing in this case. Secondly, Dover is dramatic but a terrible place to land. The cliff provides ample high ground for archers and catapults to rain fire down, and the only road off the beach is a narrow chokepoint.