HF Secret Santa 2015: Santa is Coming Edition

Less than 30 seconds to go (in my time zone, at least).
Yes, I'm in. But I'll have to stick to the low end of the limit this year.

--Patrick
 
What I will do < What I will want to do

--Patrick
At least in my case, and I'm fairly sure this will apply to you too, even if I was a millionaire, this would still end up true; not because the left is too small but because the right grows along with possibilities to be always just a bit more than reasonable. Don't sweat it ;)
 
Just an FYI: I haven't forgotten about this. It will move on to the next step either today or tomorrow. Thank you for your patience everyone!
Whoever I get will hopefully allow for slightly tardy delivery...shipping to the US can take more than 2 weeks this season :p
And it's ALL YOUR FAULT. ;)
 
You have owls. Send it air mail.
Despite what the Potter movies claim, even a team of two owls can't comfortably carry 20 pounds of broom across hundreds of miles. No rest points in the middle of the Atlantic, and we don't dare land on the ocean anymore because of those damned sea cucumbers.
 
Just an FYI: I haven't forgotten about this. It will move on to the next step either today or tomorrow. Thank you for your patience everyone!
Tress, it's OK.
It's not even going to be December for another 15hrs (in your time zone).[DOUBLEPOST=1448903515,1448903415][/DOUBLEPOST]
shipping to the US can take more than 2 weeks this season :p
Order at Amazon.com instead of Amazon.nl, problem solved!

--Patrick
 
I'll throw this out for whomsoever gets me.

I enjoy anything handmade. Anything.
Art, a handcrafted replica of your car, some sweets you made, maybe some sweet pics of your butt.

Gravity falls, Steven universe, zelda, mario.. hard to go wrong with anything related to those, love em all.

I dig anything local, so if you have some shot glasses, journals with the town name, maybe some sweet pics of your butt, it's all good.

I hope that helps whoever you are
 
Okay.

Everyone should have a name by now. I also did my best to respect people who did not want to ship internationally. If there is a problem, or if you didn't get the info, send me a PM and I'll be happy work out the kinks.

Happy Secret Santa 2015 everyone! Please ship things out as soon as you can.

Remember to post comments and pictures when you get your gifts!
 
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Anonymous

Anonymous

Dear @Officer_Charon,

You said you wanted to be surprised. Do you mind if the gift is warm, alive, cuddly, and eager to get back to its mommy up North?
Or, do you have other suggestions?
 
Heh heh... in lieu of tuberat, may I suggest something geeky, anime-related, or cop-related?

Collectible-type stuff is appreciated, but not easily kept, as I have nowhere to store such items.
 
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Anonymous

Anonymous

Dear @BErt,

Above your bed of coals
You won't need any stocking,
For one of my new goals:
I'll do your Christmas stalking.

Upon this message board
You've left a solid imprint
You've only been so good,
So here are things you won't get:

Megaman, Toon Link, Ike, Sonic, or Villager Amiibos
Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Oreos
Human Baby
Beer
Durr poster
Outhouse with multiple seats
Sushi pet costume
Tshirt, "I met stienman and didn't have a baby"
World Cup

This isn't much to go on
But by this time next week
You'll know just what you have won
And keep your winning streak
 
To me it's always the thought that counts, but requesting something small and blue if it's turquoise even better... :) pay day is Friday so shipping out my gift this weekend
 
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