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Jameson. I developed a fondness for it after reading some Kinky Friedman books a decade or so ago.What have you been drinking?
--Patrick
1 - When I started going by Bert (it's short for Robert), people would keep spelling it with a U...so i started spelling it with a capital E and just kept doing it.1. Why the capitalized E?
2. How could I convince you to take out the H in your tagline?
- Probably Jimmy Johns...does that count? I try not to get fast food too often. Five Guys is really good.Fav. fast food eatery?
Pizza toppings?
Most comforting food?
Yes, but only if it happens this year.If Detroit wins the Super Bowl will you get a giant Lions tattoo on your butt?
Will they be willing to tattoo exhumed skeletons in the 23rd century?If Detroit wins the Super Bowl will you get a giant Lions tattoo on your butt?
I was on the opposite end, so I only saw the flag after he scored.Quiet, you
...were you in the end zone where Brown tried to be Spider-Man after his return TD, or the other side?
All of them, probably? I was just trying to shoe-horn AMA into my title. Dammit, you caught me.What other trends have you been late to?
Network Administration. I actually don't have any formal education/training, I was very lucky in a "right place, right time" sense to get a job and learn on the fly.What do you do for a living?
What were you educated/trained to do?
No tattoos yet, but I dig tattoos and piercings, yes. I do have my tongue pierced but I haven't worn a barbell in like 12 years. The hole just never closed.Any tattoos?
Pro-piercings?
What camera do you use?
well everything I've ever seen says xylitol specifically is EXTREMELY toxic to dogs, was my point.Yeah, xylitol (and other sugar alcohols, like sorbitol) get used in so many things because sugar is evil, saccharine is evil, aspartame is evil, etc.
--Patrick
Finally. I finally feel like one of the cool kids.You ever go to eat a pork sausage, and find it's got hairs growin' all over it?
- Pepsi for sure. It's the choice of a new generation.coke or pepsi?
Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Do you know what's with the sausage question?
Have you got a favourite holiday movie?
Have you got a holiday movie that stressed you out to watch?
That might be the drinking again.Well, I'm trying, but I think you fell asleep.
I'm between avatars right now. I will update it soon.Why the question mark avatar?
Life has been at hyperspeed for quite awhile now and I'm trying to slow it down. SO MUCH has happened in the past two years - mostly bad - but there are signs of it turning soon, so...fingers crossed.Is life going slow or fast for you right now?
Yoshi loves the snow but hates the rain, so it's much easier to get him outside if there is snow then if there is just wet concrete. Of course he is only like 8 inches off the ground, so depending on the depth it is less "walking my dog" and more "hopping my dog"Is there a level of snow where you have to shovel before you can walk your dog?
Pretty well actually. It's a much bigger company than my previous one, so I still have to pause some times to remember which systems are where, but there are a lot of decent folk there. I was very fortunate to find them when I did.How's your new job working out?
Ok so this isn't really a joke per se, but at my previous job I got into a debate with my boss (who is originally from Florida) about the different Michigan-isms...and he had a huge problem with the term "doorwall". So I did a Google search on it to show him I wasn't making it up. Apparently the example sentence for Doorwall on Urban Dictionary is "I call it a doorwall because I'm from Detroit and don't know any better."What's your favorite "You know you're from Michigan..." joke?