[Announcement] Google tells me it's the GasBandit's birthday.

[MindDetective]

If true, happy birthday!

[Funny]??? Not a what I picked!!

 

[Dave]

Announcement?

 

[Dei]

It amuses me that he has a giant thread of naked women dedicated to his birthday that gets bumped all year long, but not ON his birthday.

 

[HCGLNS]

He needs two birthday threads?

Fucking spam.

 

[GasBandit]

Yeah, but the OTHER thread is behind the optwall, so not everybody might see it. Thanks for the well wishes, folks!

 

[Cheesy1]

Happy birthday, man.

 

[Cajungal]

Have a good one, Gas!

 

[Celt Z]

Happy Birthday!

 

[PatrThom]

Huh.
My phone neglected to remind me.
I wonder why? It's entered and everything.
Happy prime number day! You won't get another for four more years! FOUR MORE YEARS!

--Patrick

 

[drifter]

You ever go to eat a pork sausage, and find it's got hairs growin' all over it?

 

[GasBandit]

You ever go to eat a pork sausage, and find it's got hairs growin' all over it?

It chills me to this day.

 

[Ravenpoe]

It amuses me that he has a giant thread of naked women dedicated to his birthday that gets bumped all year long, but not ON his birthday.

I should let everyone know that my birthday is in March, just in case they want to start compiling the naked women collection now...


Also, Happy Yub Yub.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Ron Swanson would not approve of this method for discovering birthdays.

Have a great one, Gas.

 

[bhamv3]

May you pillage more gaseous materials on this day than you know what to do with!

 

[General Specific]

Ron Swanson would not approve of this method for discovering birthdays.

Have a great one, Gas.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

From Aussie and Me - now we know where the hair on the pork sausage came from:

Spoiler

 

[Jax]

It chills me to this day.

Happy Chilled Sausage Day, then, I guess?

But a happy birthday as well!

 

[SpecialKO]

I'd send you porn in the other thread, dude, but I'm at work.

Have a happy birthday!

 

[Bubble181]

Can someone explain to me why searching for "happy birthday bandit", I get hundreds of pictures of young women in hotpants?

Also;

 

[fade]

Happy government ordained birthday celebration. In the name of equality and fairness, we will now force you to eat this free block of cheese while being medically screened and videotaped. Also, Hillary Clinton will stop by to say, "Hi". Smile! It's required by the No Birthday Left Behind program of 2013. Failing to smile will result in a tax penalty. You can request that this penalty be waived by submitting Form 30xwp-7 Rev. A approximately 3 years ago.

 

[Tinwhistler]

Happy birthday!

 

[Gruebeard]

Can someone explain to me why searching for "happy birthday bandit", I get hundreds of pictures of young women in hotpants?

Google knows what you really want.

 

[HCGLNS]

Time to start digitizing those naked Bea Arthur pictures.

 

[DarkAudit]

Time to start digitizing those naked Bea Arthur pictures.

 

[GasBandit]

Time to start digitizing those naked Bea Arthur pictures.

Nice! And don't forget the football helmet full of cottage cheese.

 

[PatrThom]

It thrills me to this day.

FTFY

--Patrick