Since this has become the unofficial snow thread
My son cracked me the hell up
My son cracked me the hell up
Am I the only person who doesn't need a stuffed toy to go on any sort of trip?
Look, just because you eat all of yours while waiting at the gate doesn't mean everyone else will want to.Am I the only person who doesn't need a stuffed toy to go on any sort of trip?
And nothing else!I'm running around in my shorts.
I have a great picture of my daughter in a skirt and sleeveless shirt standing on a giant pile of snow on the way back from a ski trip.It's going up to 0C/32F here on Thursday.
I'm running around in my shorts.
She does this all winter no matter what I say, so nope."Can we go in now mom? My giblets are freezing!"
In what definition? I'm not really seeing how a deer would shmuck youI got shmucked by a deer on the way to work this morning.
Ow.
You OK? Your car survive? Get any meat?I got shmucked by a deer on the way to work this morning.
Ow.
The moron creature ran into the side of my car. He was a real shmuck to do so.In what definition? I'm not really seeing how a deer would shmuck you
I've got whiplash and a bad headache. My car is worse off. The venison got away.You OK? Your car survive? Get any meat?
Glad you're okay! That happened to Mr. Z a while back when he was still driving the Chevy. The deer took our side-view mirror, but Mr. Z kept his broken antler, so it was...an exchange? Of sorts?The moron creature ran into the side of my car. He was a real shmuck to do so.
In what definition? I'm not really seeing how a deer would shmuck you
Most people actually use the word "smucked" for that, as in "The road was so icy that I smucked another car."I know the definition as "loser" but also as "to collide". Interesting how that definition didn't come up.
Ah, that's it. Well, I was smucked by a shmuck deer so I'm pleading insanity with this one.Most people actually use the word "smucked" for that, as in "The road was so icy that I smucked another car."
--Patrick
It took out the side-view mirror on my car and all I got was a couple of strands of hair and some deer drool.Glad you're okay! That happened to Mr. Z a while back when he was still driving the Chevy. The deer took our side-view mirror, but Mr. Z kept his broken antler, so it was...an exchange? Of sorts?
That was a paid assassin.Was once driving down the road and a deer ran into the back of my car. As in hit me from behind when I was going 50 kph.
We figured you had to be pretty far gone, because even at your drunkest you never just randomly left Vent and disappeared. But ouch.So last night I went home and just started drinking vodka. I don't remember stopping playing Cities: Skylines, closing ventrilo, getting up from my desk, and moving to my couch (not my bed), but apparently that's what I did at some point. I woke up this morning on the couch to a not insignificant amount of pain in my side torso and leg, with my laptop leaning up against me. Also apparently, during the night I must have pulled my laptop to me or something, but not facing the right direction, and the spine is the part with the heat exhaust. So all night it was blowing hot air (I'd guess 120 degrees f /50 c) directly on my bare skin.
I've got 3 four inch long burn marks (two on my side, one on my thigh) complete with pinto-bean sized blisters from where my laptop spent the night trying to cook me like an air fryer. Things are ouchy. I'm trying not to break the blisters in the hopes of speedier healing, but they're dangerously close to where things like armrests go.
I'm pretty sure at some point I passed out. I must have reawoken later (probably jostled awake by snarls of X-Com multiplayer defeat) and relocated, but I don't really remember anything other than BIKE LANES EVERYWHERE NAOOOWWe figured you had to be pretty far gone, because even at your drunkest you never just randomly left Vent and disappeared. But ouch.
Maybe it was an Impala.Either that or your car's rear end looked like sexy, sexy deer ass.
Well no, we were talking to you, you were completely incoherent and talking about playing Jenga, and then we played another match of XCOM and by the time we finished you had logged out of Vent and Cities: Skylines without a word, so I don't think you ever passed out with things still running.I'm pretty sure at some point I passed out. I must have reawoken later (probably jostled awake by snarls of X-Com multiplayer defeat) and relocated, but I don't really remember anything other than BIKE LANES EVERYWHERE NAOOOW
It's actually less than it used to be.I'm concerned about Gassy's drinking. It sounds horribly excessive.
I can back this up, unless he's been drinking at work.It's actually less than it used to be.
It's not like I haven't considered it.I can back this up, unless he's been drinking at work.