GasBandit
Staff member
Hey! That's mine! Both the schtick and the link!
Hey! That's mine! Both the schtick and the link!
Attic doesn't get picked through as much as Jerry's, so fast moving titles don't move quite as fast there.Surprised there was any Bowie left to get, the way things have been.
--Patrick
...AND EAT ALL THE SNACKS WALKING ABOUT.Wife is away on business.
CLEAN OUT ALL THE CLOSETS!
Friggin ankle bites take care of that....AND EAT ALL THE SNACKS WALKING ABOUT.
The imagery on this poem is good but the meter is a bit off. Please revise and resubmit in the morning.Locker I happened to choose at work today is broken. It'll lock, but not unlock.
Now it's after hours and I want my coat so I can leave.
Got it open in 15min without damaging anything (my stuff nor the locker).
Won't be putting anything of any real value into the lockers in the future, though (not that I was making a habit of that anyway).
--Patrick
Or in Chinese:My locker broke, this piece of cock
It locks up fine, but won't unlock
My plans to leave are now all scrap
My coat's still in this piece of crap
You know how cold it is out there?
I can't leave with no coat to wear
It seems I'm out of options here
I really need to get my gear
A shimmy here, and twist a bit
I hope this lockpick's the right fit
And there we go, it's open now
Knew I'd get in there somehow
It only took quarter an hour
A savvy touch and a bit of power
The best part is, nothing was mucked
(Well, not mucked more, the lock still sucked)
The lesson here, I took to heart
Don't use the lockers, if you're smart
The rhyme is good on this one but the meter is still off. You'll have to work harder if you want to pass Halforums Lit.Or in Chinese:
Shit shit shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit shit shit shit...
--Patrick
I think you ought to leave the translating to Bhamv3. You suck at it.Or in Chinese:
Shit shit shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit shit shit shit...
--Patrick
The rhyme is good on this one but the meter is still off. You'll have to work harder if you want to pass Halforums Lit.
I never claimed to be a lion-eating poet.I think you ought to leave the translating to Bhamv3. You suck at it.
The mark of a pro.But he used Google Translator.
Well, if cleaning house helps you feel better, I'm currently trapped under a 5 foot pile of cardboard, old socks, and broken furniture.I'm so relieved I can be at home today and clean house
As long as you don't mind me sobbing while I do it.Well, if cleaning house helps you feel better, I'm currently trapped under a 5 foot pile of cardboard, old socks, and broken furniture.
Well, it beats shrieking in terror, which is what happened when I tried to get a cleaning lady.As long as you don't mind me sobbing while I do it.
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Haha, I can work my magic! =^^=Well, it beats shrieking in terror, which is what happened when I tried to get a cleaning lady.
You DID refuse to wear pants while she was there.Well, it beats shrieking in terror, which is what happened when I tried to get a cleaning lady.
Forget him, my parents are going to be here in a week and my house is a complete disaster!Haha, I can work my magic! =^^=
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And I will continue to refuse! So Kags be warned.You DID refuse to wear pants while she was there.