Yay. My gut is all knotted up. I am fatigued. I feel slightly dizzy. I still have at least two hours before I can go home, and a deadline tomorrow at 5. I hope that I am well by morning. I don't have time to be sick.
Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
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"DADDY!!!"
Awww look at them there all cute!
Kate Upton posters.
Hey, it's not polite to call attention to their goiters.
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What now??
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Do you keep on forgetting the lyrics that you wrote down?
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I think he meant "not polite."
It's evolved. I am not happy.
The weapons on my best Neopet have vanished without a trace. Either it was a glitch or someone accessed my account.
Those weapons cost around 20 million neopoints at the time of purchase. Might be worth more or less now, not sure.
Neopets support say there's nothing they can do, because there's nothing in their logs that shows I ever owned these weapons.
I mean, I don't even really play Neopets any more, I just visit every few months out of nostalgia. But still... I worked long and hard for those weapons.
Those weapons cost around 20 million neopoints at the time of purchase. Might be worth more or less now, not sure.
Neopets support say there's nothing they can do, because there's nothing in their logs that shows I ever owned these weapons.
I mean, I don't even really play Neopets any more, I just visit every few months out of nostalgia. But still... I worked long and hard for those weapons.
Maybe it was account theft, or maybe it was an intervention.
I'm inclined to think it's a glitch, because the support guy says the logs don't show the weapons ever leaving my account. In fact, the logs don't show the weapons ever existing on my account. Except I know that's not true, because I remember buying and using them.
Oh well, it's not that big a deal anyway, since I don't really play Neopets these days.
Option 1: hot toddy.
Option 2: very hot shower. Lean over. Blow nose vigorously.
Can't I just take some Motrin, go to bed, and ask the powers of the universe to have mercy?
You could, but then you'd go without the perks of whiskey and honey from option one, or big floofy robe after option two.
Option three could be all of the above, just be careful mixing motrin and whiskey.
Goiters are inflamed thyroid glands in the neck, and unusually bad cases present as patients lifting their heads up to avoid putting pressure on their abnormally swollen necks.@HCGLNS thought that goiters were gout and that @Steinman was saying my bears had funky feet
Your bears have almost no necks and are looking up.
Well I thought it was funny...
As someone that has several Snuffles bears, and knows what a goiter is (Thanks, Bloom County!), I got a chuckle out of it.
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@drawn_inward was there vomit on your sweater already, mom's spaghetti?
Ah, the great bard M&M. Thanks for that. And, thanks "Know your meme's spaghetti" .
I thought it was cute
. I also thought my husband not knowing what it was was also amusing Here, have a kitten:
GasBandit
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That has got to be the least healthy kitten I have ever seen.
It's ok. ALFs are supposed to consume the sick and weak ones first anyway. It's very darwinian.
Me and @Doomweasel minion have no problem sharing such bounty. Thanks. Pass the salt, would you?
. . . Why did you just tag yourself?
