Can we get more details about number 2? Preferably with graphs and pictures. A flow chart couldn't hurt.
I do what I want to do, when i'm doing it otherwise, i'm not supposed to be doing what i'm not doing, when im doing it. but while im doing it, i can only imagine that this is what im supposed to be doing. If im not doing it, then it's not being done and then who will do it?
She actually tells me shes on craigslist trying to bag another chick so we can finally have my fantasy where i'm laying in bed with my legs spread eagle and they're trying to tee off on a grapefruit that my piece is holding up, with a golf club made up of baguettes.
Don't pretend like you've never looked at an appendage and thought "Man, if i could stick that in my mouth, i'd never need to leave the house"
when im "done" with yours.
At best, you put half a baby in her.
The final version of the handle actually comes from a game called "America's Army." It was a Propaganda/Shooter game that was basically CS for people who wanted to wage war on america's behalf. Anyway, I've always been called "Jester" and my friend and I started clan within the game, it was [BOOM] Jester 1.6.
I barely needed to put half of me in her. I was probably snoring by the time she felt anything and trust me bud, it's not a long ride.
So there was this one time at YMCA right? we had these international french students that stayed at camp with us for two weeks. They kind of spoke english, kind of not. Like enough where you could understand what was happening and still think that it's cute and sexy cause they dont really get what you're saying. So they go on this like off-site trip and it's 4 hours long. No bathroom. We're all sitting around the rec area when the bus pulls back up and one french girl starts SPRINTING out of the bus. Shes fuckin' BOOKING it bro. Full sprint to the bathroom. She's got on a white shirt and like an amazing set of tits and it's just FLOPPING every where. Like full baywatch if it was french. She actually got a whole chorus of cheers.
The Reason we had the name "BOOM" was that we got REALLY good at using grenades. Favorite tactic was to cook the nade, run into a room and suicide bomb it.
I've seen this movie. it was amazing.
Hrm... would... would Keltsy notice anything extraordinarily amiss if you suddenly became an ardent member of the PC Master Race?
You might need to get him to put on some pounds first though.[emoji14]
Hrm... would... would Keltsy notice anything extraordinarily amiss if you suddenly became an ardent member of the PC Master Race?
So, on a serious note. Everyone has their own "thing." This is CeltZ's. I have Destiny, the Division, Other stuff, Etc. I want this to be her space and don't want to intrude. She can say things to/with you guys without having to worry about my feelings and stuff like that.
Aw, I missed this part.
Never. Dude. She knows where that banana has been. (seriously. It's been places.)
Sounds like my husband's tactic for playing Halo's capture the flag or whatever it was.
Man after my own heart
