At first I was going to make a joke about hollywood revisionist casting, as "Are you my mother" was about a baby bird, but then I watched the video and my brovaries exploded.Are you my mummy?
Awww, who's a little sushi roll who needs a hug and a cookie?I've seen that before and I will fucking deck someone who tries to turn me into a sushi roll.
"If you click that shutter ONE. MORE. TIME. I'm gonna rip your face off."
Dangit, man! Go to sleep!T͔̘̲̲i̜̠͟m̥͇̲ͅe̛̩̪̺̙̣̝̲ ̫̪̖̠̭̱ͅt͕̠͜o̡̟͕͙ ̩͙̝͘f͕̺͍͙̞̱e̷e͖̝͝d̠̻̫̜͙̬̝ ̞͔̪̼̲m̢̟̲̩̤̳̘̟ý̲̖ ̤̦͓̘̝b̭̕a̳̭̹̣b̢̞i̤̟̬̪͉͔̲e̦̥͈̠̳̝s̜͈̦͇.̛.͔͕̻͚̗.̱
Fluffy baby #1 is on camera right now.3 eggs in the nest due to hatch soon.
The sign clearly says "doorman."