Pet Peeve rants.

the belgariad/mallorean are my favorite books of all time.
The Belgariad was the first really good Fantasy I'd read in a long time (compared to preachy Narnia or stilted LoTR). I only wish the Mallorean had maintained the consistency of the first series.
I had a long discussion once with someone at a convention about how it could potentially be developed as an episodic anime series. This was back about the time Adult Swim was just starting. It could have been amazing.

--Patrick
 
I recall a David Eddings book (just not the specific one, but it would have to be from either Elenium or Tamuli) where a character got called out by a senior member of his order for just such a mistake.
True, but Eddings makes just as many mistakes regarding weapons and armor, including some consistently ridiculous ones. For example, characters who use rapiers are consistently mentioned to "slide the point of their rapier through the rings" of an enemy's chainmail for a lethal stab. As someone who makes chainmail, this is bullshit. This is a reproduction of historically accurate chainmail - flat, riveted links.

Each of those rings is about the size of a dime or nickel. So unless your rapier is about as big around as a knitting needle (which would make it very fragile), you're not "sliding it through the rings". Now, there was a sword used to pierce chainmail during the 1300s called the Estoc or Tuck. It even superficially resembled a rapier. But an Estoc was generally a hand-and-a-half or bastard sword, able to be used with one hand but using both added precision and power. It didn't slip through the rings, though; it had a stiff hardened blade that would rupture the links like a spear or crossbow bolt. Here is a Rapier (above) and Tuck (below) for comparison.

Another glaring mistake: In the Elenium, one of the knights wears a mail hauberk instead of plate. When asked why, he responds that their nation is full of lakes and rivers and that if you fall in wearing plate, you'll drown, but that chainmail was easier to get out of. Which is technically true but only just. For reference, a full length hauberk (as well as chainmail leggings) weighs between 45 and 60 lbs, depending, and almost all of that is on your shoulders and upper back, while plate armor weighs 65 to 80 lbs, but is distributed over your entire body. So while yes, it is lighter, it's not MUCH lighter. Neither garment can be put on or removed without assistance: a hauberk was usually fastened along the back with leather straps, but occasionally in the front. In both cases, it would literally be tied or buckled closed. And the sleeves would be laced tight. And the entire thing would literally be tied to your gambeson to keep it in place and so it didn't chafe vulnerable areas. So if you fell in water in chainmail and were in danger of drowning, you'd have to cut or unbuckle straps, then unlaces your sleeves, then untie the chainmail from your gambeson, then slip 45 lbs of mild steel over your head and off, before you drown. Good fucking luck.
 
I'm sure most of your concerns would be handwaved away as "it's a fantasy and nobody knows that but the die-hards" but to those points, weren't there tri-edged thrusting weapons which were designed to pierce mail?

--Patrick
 
That'll make most people cry regardless of profession.
...though it's not as bad for bio majors as Evolution.

--Patrick
That just stands out to me because in college a group of us went to see it, we took up a whole row, and you could probably hear our groans of disgust from the lobby.
 
I'm sure most of your concerns would be handwaved away as "it's a fantasy and nobody knows that but the die-hards" but to those points, weren't there tri-edged thrusting weapons which were designed to pierce mail?

--Patrick
Like the Estoc I talked about at length? Or the stiletto (which again, generally burst links rather than "sliding through them") dagger? Or the Aahlspiess, which was a POLEARM?


And it wouldn't be so annoying if he didn't have the scoundrel-type character repeatedly surprise armor-wearing opponents by stabbing through the links of their maille, because apparently the chainmail in that world is made of gigantic rings (like 1/2"+ Inner Diameter) and no one prior to the character realized that was a problem.
 
Or the stiletto (which again, generally burst links rather than "sliding through them") dagger?
The stiletto was what I was thinking about as a hand-held short-range weapon, and of course there are bodkin arrows or bolts for ranged weaponry, but I didn't know if there was any kind of parry/thrust sidearm (other than a hammer) that had some kind of "oh and because of this it's also good against mail." The tuck kind of fills this bill, but I assume since it wasn't really meant to be sharpened, it probably wasn't very good for slashing.

--Patrick
 
The stiletto was what I was thinking about as a hand-held short-range weapon, and of course there are bodkin arrows or bolts for ranged weaponry, but I didn't know if there was any kind of parry/thrust sidearm (other than a hammer) that had some kind of "oh and because of this it's also good against mail." The tuck kind of fills this bill, but I assume since it wasn't really meant to be sharpened, it probably wasn't very good for slashing.

--Patrick
Neither were rapiers. A lot of historical rapiers were diamond or hexagon shaped in cross-section. There were cut-and-thrust swords with similar hilts, and are often referred to as rapiers, but were not used in at all the same way. A rapier was not a battlefield weapon: thick cloth could deflect it. In fact, a frequent tactic was to use one's cape or cloak as a shield if you didn't have a buckler or parrying dagger. The later evolution of rapiers, the small sword, was even more fragile: there are frequent reports of blades snapping when being stepped on by an opponent or by hitting a brass button on one's jacket.
 
Essentially, the cut-and-thrust sword, or side-sword, would have a narrow tapering blade suitable for thrusts that could rupture mail or pierce thick cloth, and was capable of slicing and cutting as well. Since the sword was being used at a time when full armor was falling out of fashion on the battlefield (due to the increased use of firearms and cannon) it was designed to be able to deal with both armored and unarmored opponents. The term side-sword comes from "spada de lato", and essentially means a "sidearm", or weapon worn at your side, in the same way that a soldier's primary weapon is a rifle but they'll have a pistol as a sidearm.

The rapier, on the other hand, was a civilian weapon. The name comes from "espada ropera", or "dress sword" - an accessory for any gentleman of means. Since it was primarily worn in urban environments and at court, it was not designed to pierce armor and instead was focused on aggressive, point-centric offense. Stab wounds were considerable harder to treat than cuts at the time.
 

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When artists respond to negative criticism directly. It just feels awkward to read or hear.
Yeah, I definitely agree with this one. Especially when they get caught up in some petty argument. I know they're just human, but I can't help feeling like one of my gods lost his shine when an artist I like comes down to a troll's level.
 
Oh, how I love the end of the quarter at my school.

"Um, Mr. B? I know I've been fucking around in class for the past 2 months and turning in jack shit, but now my mom saw that grades are coming up and she's super-pissed. Is there a massive extra credit project I can do, thus creating a shit-ton of work for you, so I can make up for being a lazy bastard?

No?

WHY WON'T YOU HELP MEEEEE!? THIS IS SO UNFAIR!"

Ugh. Every.fucking.time.
 
My mom has to deal with that same exact shit too. Then you get the parents who try to blame the teacher for their almost-adult teen being a lazy shit. Aggravating.
 
I love when a parent comes in angry that their child made a 50 for a term/6 weeks. "How did Tommy make such a low grade?"

"He turned nothing in. He earned a zero. But I must give him a 50, so your scholar can pass the semester if he makes strait A's."
 
Fellow Parent: You do not need a support group because your child probably needs glasses. It's only glasses not a terminal illness. Get over it.

Also, Life Coach, don't say you aren't dx-ing someone then tell her it sounds like she has social anxiety. You just dx-ed her!
Our mutual friend most likely is not suffering from social anxiety. She'd rather not talk about the minutiae of daily life and was put on the spot by friends which made her freeze up. That one time happening is not a debilitating psychological issue - unlike real social anxiety which probably would have meant she couldn't have been out with friends in the first place. How were you trained?!?
 
The following tropes in manga:

Male leads who are said to look scary or average, despite there being nothing physically wrong with them.

Fake romances that turn into real romances.

Romances that happen after one of them blackmails the other.

Romances between ten year olds and adults. WHY DO I KEEP SEEING THESE?!

Average male protagonists that exist solely to be a place-holder for the reader.

What I call:Kirito Style.

I do not know if this is where it started, and expect it not to be, but I see this design for protagonists EVERYWHERE and its annoying.

Stories where girls hide the fact that they are super strong for fear of not being popular.

Invisible parents.

When two of the main characters fight because of some dumb argument, when we KNOW they are just going to be friends a story arc later. LOOKIN' AT YOU FAIRY TAIL!

Something that happens in western fiction as much over there: Waiting an eternity for the two characters to start dating...and that's it! Not dating story, no break-up story, just the beginning and maybe flash back to the wedding and that's it. LAME!

And that's all I got right now.
 

BananaHands

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People who don't pull up to the middle of the intersection when waiting to turn left. C'mon. Be courteous to the person behind you trying to turn left.
 
The person that rushes onto an elevator with out looking to see if anyone is getting off.

It is funny when people do it to me, because they have to look up and grasp just how damn large I am, and gasp. I ain't moving, there is more room out there than in here.
 
I get at least one audible gasp a day. Normally it is from somebody that is walking around a cubicle corner...cutting the corner... and only looking up to come face to nipple with me. "GAAAA!!!!"

I hear those gasps more at work, than watching a jump scare in a theater.

It kinda makes me feel like a monster.
 
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