I'm bored, I'm back, AMA

Dave · Apr 1, 2016

Charlie Don't Surf said:
If you knew with certainty that you were going to die in 48 hours, what, if anything, would you make sure to include in your last few meals?
western medicine

This one made me legitimately laugh out loud.

Shakey · Apr 1, 2016

Did you really unquit, or is this just an April fools joke?

Charlie Don't Surf · Apr 1, 2016

Shakey said:
Did you really unquit, or is this just an April fools joke?

we'll find out in approximately 12 hours

Mathias · Apr 2, 2016

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I believe 100% of what I say on here, maybe 99.9%. Sometimes I phrase it in an aggressive / confrontational way to get a rise out of people, but I never just fabricate a position/idea because it's outlandish.

Since you've established that you're pretty much worthless here. Can you leave again?

Dave · Apr 2, 2016

Well that's not very nice.

Charlie Don't Surf · Apr 2, 2016

Mathias said:
Since you've established that you're pretty much worthless here. Can you leave again?

no u

Terrik · Apr 2, 2016

Dave said:
Well that's not very nice.

Mathias and Charlie have never been photographed together. Coincidence?

Well I can't solve this mystery. Can you?

PatrThom · Apr 2, 2016

Terrik said:
Well I can't solve this mystery. Can you?

...or doomweasels. I don't know which.

--Patrick

Mathias · Apr 2, 2016

Terrik said:
Mathias and Charlie have never been photographed together. Coincidence?

Well I can't solve this mystery. Can you?

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If I was Charlie, I would have drown myself in a toilet long ago.

Mathias · Apr 30, 2016

Seriously though. What's up with your white guilt complex? You go out of your way to call people sheltered, racist, bigoted, etc..., when the reality is you seem quite sheltered about a great many things. I'm not sure if it's part of your "puppet master" troll game, or some deeper issues of self loathing?

Charlie Don't Surf · Apr 30, 2016

Mathias said:
Seriously though. What's up with your white guilt complex? You go out of your way to call people sheltered, racist, bigoted, etc..., when the reality is you seem quite sheltered about a great many things. I'm not sure if it's part of your "puppet master" troll game, or some deeper issues of self loathing?

no thanks

Mathias · Apr 30, 2016

lol

I really should feel sorry for you.

Charlie Don't Surf · Apr 30, 2016

Mathias said:
lol

I really should feel sorry for you.

who fucking cares

Mathias · Apr 30, 2016

So you gonna tell us about when all this white guilt started?

jwhouk · Apr 30, 2016

I dunno if I already asked, but someone on another board was curious:

Are you "Cold Chickory"?

Charlie Don't Surf · May 1, 2016

jwhouk said:
I dunno if I already asked, but someone on another board was curious:

Are you "Cold Chickory"?

nah, I would never name myself after that violent, piece of shit genocidal maniac

jwhouk · May 1, 2016

I thought maybe it was just because you lived on the boulevard named after him...

Charlie Don't Surf · May 2, 2016

jwhouk said:
I thought maybe it was just because you lived on the boulevard named after him...

While that road goes almost everywhere in Nashville, it doesn't quite get to my front door

DarkAudit · May 2, 2016

Whatever happened to your buddy in trolldom, Kissinger?

Charlie Don't Surf · May 2, 2016

DarkAudit said:
Whatever happened to your buddy in trolldom, Kissinger?

We parted ways to different cities years ago, but still keep in touch online.