I have your money now - bwuhahahaha
Now post a series of pics with it slowly dwindling and replaced by receipts for Diet Coke from the local convenience store.I have your money now - bwuhahahaha
I wish I wasWhat, cash?! I just use my trusty debit card connected to the joint checking account. [emoji14]
Even the girl scouts set up outside the Kroger to hawk their sweet, sweet deathwafers have started accepting credit cards. I haven't carried cash in years.I just always get confused by people who carry cash these days. Surprised that's it's still a thing people do. Though there are times I do as well.
Also handy when you are picking up Rogaine™, "JustForMen," condoms, and "male enhancement products" at the self-checkout. Oh, and also Nickelback CDs.As far as I know, there is one reason, and one reason only to carry cash these days - you can't buy weed in Washington with a debit card.
Also handy for picking up Nickelback CDs: Neoprene Chemical Resistant Safety Gloves.Also handy when you are picking up Rogaine™, "JustForMen," condoms, and "male enhancement products" at the self-checkout. Oh, and also Nickelback CDs.
--Patrick
There's no use cryingWell, half gallon bottle of milk broke inside the fridge. That was fun to clean up.
... over every mistake?There's no use crying
Man, planting all those mushrooms is going to take All. Day.Doing yardwork. Apparently it's mushroom season.
Man, Amazon ships anything these days.Doing yardwork. Apparently it's mushroom season.
I hope you managed to salvage the flowers.My hanging flower basket died
Well, thankfully there's many well-known strategies for coping with this, namelyThe sound of cicadas outside is positively deafening. Can even hear them inside as if the windows were open!
"oh no! I can hear nature!"The sound of cicadas outside is positively deafening. Can even hear them inside as if the windows were open!
They seem early, more numerous, and louder. I wonder if the heavy rains made for more favorable breeding conditions or something.I love the cicadas. They seem a little early this year.
According to this site, it is most likely stragglers from Brood IV augmenting the usual annual noisemakers. They wait to emerge until just after heavy rains.They seem early, more numerous, and louder. I wonder if the heavy rains made for more favorable breeding conditions or something.
Heh, I'm glad I started to consistently color my hair when I did, because my roots have been coming in so very gray.It's official. The sides of my head are no longer gray. They are completely white now.
When I let my dog out this morning I thought I was having a tinnitus attack. Nope, just fucking crickets and cicadas SCREAMING for sex.The sound of cicadas outside is positively deafening. Can even hear them inside as if the windows were open!
One of the last times I went to get my roots done, my hairdresser didn't have to use bleach to lift themHeh, I'm glad I started to consistently color my hair when I did, because my roots have been coming in so very gray.