I just had sex thread

[Bubble181]

I can't post here for 6 weeks while her vagina heals :*(

Technically you can, but unless you're in a more open relationship than I think, it's probably not a good idea to have reason to do so (or to do it).

 

[Denbrought]

There's also these things called hands, feet, butts, strap-ons, etc.

 

[Cajungal]

There's also these things called hands, feet, butts, strap-ons, etc.

I'd buy that book-- _Hands, Feet, Butts, Strap-Ons, Etc._

 

[Denbrought]

I'd buy that book-- _Hands, Feet, Butts, Strap-Ons, Etc._

Pounded In the Non-Healing Orifices By Hands, Feet, Butts, Strap-Ons, Etc. from Hugo nominated author Chuck Tingle?

 

[Tinwhistler]

Took a nap after work, as is my routine.

Got woken up--20 minutes before my alarm was set to go off

 

[Null]

I'd buy that book-- _Hands, Feet, Butts, Strap-Ons, Etc._

Sounds more like the Bed, Bath & Beyond of adult novelty items.

 

[TNM]

Those are in the Beyond section.

 

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Located in the rear.

 

[PatrThom]

Sold by the pound.

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

I can't post here for 6 weeks while her vagina heals :*(

Just make stuff up. That's what I do.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Technically you can, but unless you're in a more open relationship than I think, it's probably not a good idea to have reason to do so (or to do it).

Actually my wife has always told me she's cool with it as long as I tell her first, I've tried, but I could never bring myself to do it, and don't think I ever will be able to do it.

 

[Emrys]

Actually my wife has always told me she's cool with it...

Realllllly?

...but I could never bring myself to do it, and don't think I ever will be able to do it.

D'oh!

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Realllllly?


D'oh!

Unless it's with you. But you gatta come to Texas I'm too poor to travel.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Unless it's with you. But you gatta come to Texas I'm too poor to travel.

Let's all go, Halforums road trip.

Orgy at Crimson's place!

 

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Does it still cost $20?

 

[Celt Z]

Let's all go, Halforums road trip.

Orgy at Crimson's place!

Yay, orgy!

Booooo, Texas.

Does it still cost $20?

Nah, yo mama* still costs a nickel.

(*I'm just following the instructions you placed under your name.)

 

[Emrys]

Unless it's with you. But you gatta come to Texas I'm too poor to travel.

Yowza!

Travelocity.ca, whatcha got for me?!

 

[PatrThom]

Yowza!
Travelocity.ca, whatcha got for me?!

Sounds like your gnome wants to roam.

--Patrick

 

[David]

Hey guys.

 

[blotsfan]

Close to a two year dry spell but...

 

[jwhouk]

There was something I was going to post here, but I can't remember what it was.



Oh yeah - strawberries.

 

[Denbrought]

Of all the reasons to interrupt a showing of Mars Attacks, a foursome is a pretty decent one

 

[PatrThom]

Of all the reasons to interrupt a showing of Mars Attacks, a foursome is a pretty decent one

--Patrick

 

[Bowielee]

Hey guys! It's been a long time. I'm currently getting "sniz on the reg" because I have a boyfriend!!!!!

 

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You kids and your slang.

 

[PatrThom]

You kids and your slang.

<abe_simpson.gif>*

--Patrick
*which one? Does it matter?

 

[Frank]

*Phone Sex*

I'm only posting because tonight made me laugh pretty hard when I realized how old we both must be getting when our sexy talk over the phone was mostly about what kind of foods we're going to cook for each other.

That's foreplay kids.

 

[David]

I experienced my first ever orgasm-induced headache today, that turned out to be an excruciatingly painful way to climax while my head feels like it's having a charlie horse.

The sex was decent tho

Edit: I looked this up and the serious ranges from "most people experience this one time in their life then never again" to "You can expect this to happen pretty much every time you have anything more than the most vanilla sex from now on." yay?

 

[Denbrought]

Edit: I looked this up and the serious ranges from "most people experience this one time in their life then never again" to "You can expect this to happen pretty much every time you have anything more than the most vanilla sex from now on." yay?

Only one way to find out

 

[Tinwhistler]

Happens to me, but only rarely.

 

[Gared]

I'd never heard of this phenomenon before, and I'd like to resubscribe to that timeline, please.

 

[Emrys]

I volunteer to help any of you achieve this goal.

 

[Bubble181]

I volunteer to help any of you achieve this goal.

I don't think it's supposed to be caused by doomies gnawing on your skull during the act, though, to be fair.

 

[Emrys]

I don't think it's supposed to be caused by doomies gnawing on your skull during the act, though, to be fair.

Doomies do not gnaw on your skull during sex.

They bite your bum.

 

[Celt Z]

They bite your bum.

Well now, there's a kink I hadn't considered.

I'm not sure I want doomies biting my bum, tho'.