[Announcement] It's the Chad Sexington Narcissism Spectacular

You know who's amazing? It's me. I feel that you all could use a reminder of just how to write a brilliant forum post. For that reason, and also the glorification of my incredible ego, I have decided to take you all on a little walk through some of my greatest hits.

The criteria by which I selected these posts:
  1. It has to have had at least one rating, of any kind
  2. It has to have made me laugh upon re-reading.
I have broken them into two lists: Funny things I said, and an actual countdown of the best ones.

Not In Any Order, But Pretty Good
In Order. The Best of the Best
Here are a couple of things that didn't meet one or the other criteria, but are good, and you should read them also.

Other People's Posts
The Poignant Posts
 
A) hurray! I made the list! Like, thrice, if you squint.
B) man, you really liked it here around 2013-14 huh?
C) we need more Chad in here!
D) I am, like, 75% sure I rated some of those conversations. And then now I found out apparently I didn't? Guys, I've been giving less ratings than I thought/intended!
 
B) man, you really liked it here around 2013-14 huh?
I started making this project a while ago, like, before a forum update, and lost some of the earlier links. I didn't have the wherewithal to go through them all again. Maybe a sequel edition sometime. And 14-16 I feel I haven't been active/particularly witty I suppose.
C) we need more Chad in here!
Well, obviously.
Holy shit! I always thought Chad was Adams alt!
Nope! I am a real, distinct person, who definitely exists independently.
 
That's going to cause a bit of confusion. Mind if we call you Adams Alt to keep it clear?
While they're both sexy shoe less gods of war and whiskey, one's aware of it and thus happily married to a babe, and the other needs occasional reminders.
 
If I was in a room with Chad, Hitler and Bin-Ladin and I had a gun with two bullets I would let Chad shoot me twice.

Because it is secretly a friendship gun with friendship bullets. Bin-Ladin and Hitler would feel so left out.[DOUBLEPOST=1471983250,1471983070][/DOUBLEPOST]If Chad were a Star Trek series he'd be Deep Space 9, because while it's not the best Trek, of all the series it's the best and most accessible television series.[DOUBLEPOST=1471983428][/DOUBLEPOST]If Chad were a pizza he'd be a The Works pizza because he has something for everyone!
 
If Chad were a Star Trek series he'd be Deep Space 9, because while it's not the best Trek, of all the series it's the best and most accessible television series.
See, when I read "Deep Space 9" I thought you were making a sexy joke. I am disappointed in you. Why can't you be as prefect as Chad?
 
Chad shot my father in Reno just to watch him die and I still forgave him.

also re:dace off

 
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