[Question] Which joke is better?

[Gruebeard]

Abe played Detective Fish on Barney Miller for three years. The tv series Fish was a spin-off, because he was such a popular character. So there was plenty of Fish to be thankful for.

I wonder how many wife beating jokes he recited during that tenure as Fish.

That was something that struck me when I recently watched some Barney Miller. They were so casual a d frequent. The world changes

 

[Ravenpoe]

I wonder how many wife beating jokes he recited during that tenure as Fish.

That was something that struck me when I recently watched some Barney Miller. They were so casual a d frequent. The world changes

One of these days, Alice...

 

[PatrThom]

It's the BEATLES!!!

Yes, dear. We know.

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

@Dave, if it helps, I got the Beatles joke immediately. Now, the two jokes in question at the top..... ummmmm....

Well, you tried your best. That's important. Here's a trophy.

 

[Dave]

Genius! Those were genius!

 

[fade]

 

[Chad Sexington]

I can't help it that you guys are humor deficient.

WHOA

Dave has replaced the words "falling in love with you," with "it that you guys are humor deficient." - AMAZING JOKE

 

[Dave]

 

[phil]

WHOA

Dave has replaced the words "falling in love with you," with "it that you guys are humor deficient." - AMAZING JOKE

No, you see that "humor deficit" kind of sort of sounds a little bit like coefficient, which is a math term. Math is about numbers, and numbers show up in sheet music so as you can clearly see, this is a hootie and the blowfish reference. Blowfish->fish-> Abe fuckin' Vigoda.


Full circle.

 

[Chad Sexington]

No, you see that "humor deficit" kind of sort of sounds a little bit like coefficient, which is a math term. Math is about numbers, and numbers show up in sheet music so as you can clearly see, this is a hootie and the blowfish reference. Blowfish->fish-> Abe fuckin' Vigoda.


Full circle.

Levels. It works on levels!

 

[Emrys]

Here you go, @Dave.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Here you go, @Dave.

I don't know if I would say @Dave is the Jeff Dunham of our forum, but maybe the Larry the Cable Guy of our forum.

 

[Emrys]

 

[Dave]

I wish. Dude is seriously rich.

 

[Celt Z]

I don't know if I would say @Dave is the Jeff Dunham of our forum, but maybe the Larry the Cable Guy of our forum.

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

It's an Air Force office name at a base. Not an entire town.

None of you get it, either?[DOUBLEPOST=1472591566,1472591507][/DOUBLEPOST]

Except you, @blotsfan.

FYI. Midenhall is a small town in the County of Suffolk in England. Nearby is a very large USAF Transport base which is scheduled to close soon.

It is also about three quarters of an hour drive from my house!

 

[Chad Sexington]

I wish. Dude is seriously rich.

-magine? DAVE IS ON FIRE WITH THESE REFERENCES

 

[Dave]

 

[fade]

STFU is an anagram of "futs", which is a funny way to say "feet", and Abe Vigoda has feet AND he's funny. I get it!

 

[Dave]

Yuck it up. November is only a few months away and I *HAVE* been compared to Kurtz.

 

[grub]

There are some differences between you and Kurtz.

1) you can take a joke
b) you can tell a joke
iii) you are not that narcissistic
four) you are a decent hard-working person
V) you like us

 

[Ravenpoe]

There are some differences between you and Kurtz.

1) you can take a joke
b) you can tell a joke
iii) you are not that narcissistic
four) you are a decent hard-working person
V) you like us

Some of these are true

 

[GasBandit]

Coming soon (after thanksgiving): Forums at Gasbanditry.com!

 

[Terrik]

Coming soon (after thanksgiving): Forums at Gasbanditry.com!

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[GasBandit]

Population: 1

 

[Gruebeard]

Population: 1

I'm gonna be all alone?