I hate staying at most holiday parties for too long, because when I'm around people I don't know that much, I get nervous, and when I get nervous, I eat/drink too fast, and when I eat too fast, I get gastric reflux!
And now I'm trying to figure out if "owl workshop" is a euphemism.Can't work out of this is a victory or rant or what....
-> Just had my birthday
-> Went to Beauty & the Beast musical as a gift from my parents
-> Discover they're playing Jesus Christ Superstar, one of my favorite musicals, next month
-> With friggin' Ted Neeley.
-> Girlfriend hasn't given me her gift yet
-> Girlfriend was going to give me a 4 hour owl workshop
-> About the same cost as two tickets to the show....
-> Only one day we can actually go
-> No tickets available that're decent for their price (1st cartegory and all the way on the side of the 10th row of the balcony? Are you not ashamed?)
-> One other day might be possible
-> No seats available that are any good, except for the very highest price range
-> We're supposed to be saving up, what with the house move coming up
-> Goddammit.
-> Some people say TN is too old for the role now
-> Still gonna get those tickets, though.
It better be awesome.
And now I'm trying to figure out if "owl workshop" is a euphemism.
That was an MMA fighter going up against a 50 year old professional wrestler (as in like WWE, not like Greco-Roman). Rizin doesn't have any sanctioning body to answer to, so sometimes these trainwrecks happen.The fuck was all that bouncing off the ropes crap?
Oh yay, you're one of today's 10k! See, there's this thing called a MILF...Brazleton: Your chances at Felicia Day, she's about to have a kid, apparently.
... Pregnancies don't last forever unless you die during childbirth, and IIRC she's scheduled to give birth in under a month. I am not attracted to Felicia Day, anyhow. Whenever I see her face I just picture her whinnying while Chazwozel feeds her carrots, ruins it.I mean if you want to bone a pregnant lady that's cool for you, but no thanks
I've been invited to an owl photography workshop. I don't think it was a dirty invite. I wasn't well enough to go so I guess I'll never know.
There are many, many porn sites that tell me in fact lots of people would like to do just that.I mean if you want to bone a pregnant lady that's cool for you, but no thanks
There are many, many pregnant ladies that would like you to do just that. Did you think they want to be the bedroom pariah for 9 months?There are many, many porn sites that tell me in fact lots of people would like to do just that.
No, but the extra clean-up required and the lesser amount of possible foreplay does dampen the spirits somewhat. I don't particularly mind but she's more often unwilling to go through all the trouble.Never felt that weird about it during the menstrual cycle either.
One site in particular, and maybe a couple more.They want me to look at porn sites? Can do!
Damn! It was a dirty invite!!
All those weeks of planning down the drain
And coprolites.I certainly hope I at least get my pizza that i paid for and that it is free of spit and/or semen.
I got another Michaels gift card so I used it on a small set of the Farber Castel (it was a family card so I got us each a treat) and will use my card at the shop downtown for single pastels in that setI don't know anything about Derwent. I used Faber Castel 30 years ago, and they were excellent.
If the discount is good enough, buy the Derwent, then replace breaks with the pricier FC, help keep the local store open.
I don't remember which one, but one of the brands of "licorice" at a store where I used to work used to taste like someone had just mashed Swedish fish through a Play-Doh factory. I loved that stuff.I bought some "good" strawberry licorice today. I can never eat Twizzlers/Red Vines again, my god.
Actually, when you're not looking, your A-to-B cables secretly change into A-to-Micro cables. That's why you can never find a printer cable when you need one.You know what I just need more of, manufacturers? USB-A to microUSB cables.
At least they're not USB-A to USB-B, or worse, mini-b.You know what I just need more of, manufacturers? USB-A to microUSB cables.