No one has ever bought me a crate full of hentai, and now I'm feeling desperately unloved.
Though... on second thought... who pays for porn these days?
Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again
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Though... on second thought... who pays for porn these days?
GasBandit
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Somebody must. They keep making it. I mean, I can't conceive ever actually paying for any digital media, myself (yarrr), porn or otherwise, but then at the other end of the spectrum you've got guys like Bones who build entire additions to their house out of anime DVD cases.
SHUT UP! I totally am NOT considering an addition so I can have a dedicated collection space!
For whatever reason, I lost my shit at "yarrr". If I'd been drinking, it would have been a spit-take.
GasBandit
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I'm known to crack wise from time to time.
I had narrowed it down to two probable stereotypes, yes.
--Patrick
*Glances at URL* Man, you shit better than I draw.
Owls do not, in point of fact, shit.
Owls do, in fact, shit gunk out of their cloacas just like other birds. They do, in addition, also throw up pellets.
Junk comes out of the cloaca; it's biologically not shit
It's acid, and chemically and biologically speaking, far closer to urine than excrement.Fairly sure it's both--all the butt-expelled byproducts of digestion are excrement, while whatever the kidneys pump out (when healthy) is urine.Junk comes out of the cloaca; it's biologically not shit
Well, yes. The balance between the two is different from most other birds, though.
Hi, my name's Olaf. I'm going to do whatever snow does in the bathroom!
Since when are they NOT escorting you from the building these days? Places where they're idiots? Or what?
FWIW that looks like a decommissioned piece of equipment. Depending on what else is being replaced and why, it's cheaper to chop the patch cables off.
GasBandit
Staff member
Not everywhere can afford its own security force. I know my company can't. Everybody they've fired or has quit, that I have seen, just cleaned out their desk and walked themselves out with varying degrees of alacrity. It kinda bit us in the ass once, too, as a salesman who knew he was getting fired because he was strung out all the time tried to pull a Jerry MacGuire, sitting in his office forwarding all his sales leads and contacts to his private e-mail address frantically while the GM kept hollering down the hall "Are you coming?" from his office where he and the HR lady were waiting.
Though having security is best, still just your boss escorting you themselves (most likely with an HR person, if such exists) is a thing everywhere should be able to do. So I'm not talking about restraining somebody who is outright violent, just not leaving them alone after "the news" at any point. Violence = Police.
GasBandit
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Heh, our GM is thinking about voluntarily getting a colostomy bag because he's got so many umpteen things to do at any given moment he doesn't even have time to stop to take a shit, much less wait for Mopey McJustGotFired to gather their effects and shuffle out the door. Just part of the deal when we're deliriously understaffed because our owner is of the "cut corners and fire people until it is profitable" school of thought.
Is the irony that the "Free Tibet" supporters who purchase it will also be the ones financially supporting the government they oppose?Irony.
