Is that salute easier when your fingers are frozen together?
If Michigan is a mitten, how do you explain Florida?
It's America's wang.
CHOOSE ONE:
- It's all-right-a
- Nobody can explain Florida
- Still looking for that lost Fountain of Youth
- Disney corral
- We needed a place to keep @Terrik
Happy Valentine's Day, baby.
Unless it turns into an Evil Dead 2 situation. Hope I'll have a chainsaw handy for that.
Oooo, someone's gettin' some tonight!
an evening with Palmela Handerson...
5 wives is a very respectable harem size at your age.
And the second wife really needs a shave...
It would be hard to pose that kind of comment so it would both be funny and inoffensive, and likely it would fall flat on its face without adequate support.
Dave
Staff member
It's how we roll, baby!
Well the young kids split off on their own and got captured by kobolds, while the main force endured a horrible climb up a mountain only to fight a mostly losing battle against drunken leprechauns.
That was full of kindling. Also served as the table top.
And that was the easy to get to camp. Their original site wasn't accessible due to the freak blizzard we are living in 
sweep the leg. 
GasBandit
Staff member
GET HIM A BODY BAG, YEAAAAAHsweep the leg.
fade
Staff member
I was sweeping the head. Does that count?sweep the leg.
To be completely honest, he put me on the ground on that one. He caught my leg and pushed me back. But this is jiyu ippon kumite, or semi-free sparring. We have to call our attacks before launching them, and we cannot interfere with their block and counterattack. It's for testing purposes. I was the attacker, so he was the one being graded at this point. Nice guy. He was from France and was here for grad school. I feel bad, because he didn't pass.
That guy. Oh, I hated that guy. I wanted Mr Myagi to clean house at the end.
GasBandit
Staff member
That's ok, they all ended up trailer trash as adults, anyway.
Funny story, in Warhammer Online, I briefly was part of a guild called "Kobra Kai." And serendipitously as it turned out, 10 minutes after I joined, I found another noob running around named "Jonny." So Jonny ended up with this big Ork following him around watching him fight, telling him over and over again to "Sweep da leg. SWEEP DA LEG, JONNY!" until I badgered him into joining, too.