To be fair, as i recall the Koran only said something about covering your chest when strangers where around.
I think the rest of the stuff is probably from some hadith or something.
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I think the rest of the stuff is probably from some hadith or something.
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Somebody in the comments thread said "she's probably just calling the folks back home, so she only has to wear the stuff on camera, like when you have a job interview on skype and put on a suit coat and tie but are in your boxers still under the desk."
Someone should make an app for that...
Already a thing, at least if your parents are canine.
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Wouldn't want them 2 find out you transitioned 2 human...
Halal on the streets but haram in the sheets.
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When you want to please Allah but you also want to please Abdullah.
figmentPez
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Don't know if this needs to be in the political thread:
GasBandit
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JFK shouldn't be the only broken cracker, but otherwise ha ha.History lesson:
Still misses Garfield and McKinley, but Lincoln is broken as well.
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William Henry Harrison should be absolutely covered in mold.
He should be a Ritz.
No, FDR should be a Ritz... because it's round like the wheels on his chair
Trump is a Dorito.
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Just imagine if Cruz or Rubio had won.Oh, so you're using crackers to represent the white presidents?
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No, no no, he's definitely a cheezit or a cheeto.No, FDR should be a Ritz... because it's round like the wheels on his chair
Trump is a Dorito.
See above.
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GasBandit
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I thought I might say that, too, but protestants do much the same ritual, just calling it communion instead of eucharist.
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Heh, I got shuffled from Baptist to Methodist to Lutheran to Presbyterian, and by the time I hit high school I just stopped going. Fun times.