Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[Tress]

Well, get ready for some earthquakes then, the ground is all lubed up.



Yes, I know this isn't how it works, but you guys haven't had many quakes over the past few years.

We have them all the time. They're just so small no one gives a shit.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

How bout a dump

 

[GasBandit]

 

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Kind of greasy, like it's seem some use.

 

[Bubble181]

I wanted to make the joke "I'm fairly sure my girlfriend would object to being classified as either "large girl" or "small cattle".", but then I google-checked my cm-to-inch conversion and I have to change it to something else

 

[GasBandit]

People. Are. So. Stupid.

 

[Gruebeard]

People. Are. So. Stupid.

I know. All of them making the same lame joke.[DOUBLEPOST=1487891634,1487891467][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, I'm a awfully annoyed mine wasn't included! My grammar was better than most of those.

 

[GasBandit]

I know. All of them making the same lame joke.

I don't think they were making a joke, is the sad part.

 

[GasBandit]

Focusing on the important information.

 

[PatrThom]

Kind of greasy, like it's seem some use.

Grimy from so much handling.

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

Grimy from so much handling.

--Patrick

As much as I hate to say it...

"Just like Nick's Prom Night."

 

[figmentPez]

 

[figmentPez]

This is fake, but hilarious:

 

[PatrThom]

Lunarbaboon frequently makes me feel inadequate as a father.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Spoiler

My ride is 3 whorespower.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[evilmike]

 

[GasBandit]

When falsies go too far

 

[PatrThom]

At first glance, I thought this was going to be about underwear designed to replicate a more male bulge in the hopes of keeping guys from hitting on you, much like the whole fake wedding ring thing.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Sometimes the road less traveled is that way for a reason.

Ok, how the fuck... WHY the fuck... Just exactly how did you expect to get out of this?

Peek-a-poo.

Everybody's favorite flavor of sherbet - fish.

 

[evilmike]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Gus]

 

[PatrThom]

Kreega! Bundalo!

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

We know who REALLY won.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

You laugh, but we have someone here who openly continues to support Trump and who propounds that it's ok to have side chicks (using that actual term). And more. And he's only a twentysomething.
The rest of us give him such crap about it all, too.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

This one's going out to @JCM

 

[mikerc]

You laugh, but we have someone here who openly continues to support Trump and who propounds that it's ok to have side chicks (using that actual term). And more. And he's only a twentysomething.
The rest of us give him such crap about it all, too.

--Patrick

Genuinely thought you were talking about someone here at first & was racking my brains trying to think who you meant before I got to the end of your post and realised "Ooh, Pat's talking about someone in his RL location!"

 

[PatrThom]

Genuinely thought you were talking about someone here at first & was racking my brains trying to think who you meant before I got to the end of your post and realised "Ooh, Pat's talking about someone in his RL location!"

Yes. That.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Millionaires giving each other golden award statues and all that.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

This guy is sick and tired of his homeowner's association.