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GasBandit

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When I went to AL to help Cranky move, I was surprised at how many restaurants were like, "For $2, we will let you fill your own jug from our Sweet Tea™ tap!" like they were doing you some kind of "Can't be seen traveling without your tea" favor or something.

--Patrick
My usual soundboard operator, Alan, always brings his own full pitcher of sweet tea whenever he comes in to work.
 
We went to a wedding in Alabama, and they ONLY beverage they had available was Sweet Tea. I kept going in the bathroom to get water. I really don't get the sweet tea obsession.
Isn't having a wedding without booze a violation of the Geneva convention?
 
I've only been to one wedding with booze. It's really not a thing in the South. That wedding, groom turned out to be an alcoholic, marriage didn't last 7 years.
 

GasBandit

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Isn't having a wedding without booze a violation of the Geneva convention?
Weddings without booze are apparently a thing in the South as well. Not for EVERYONE, but it's not unheard of.
It's rather common among Baptists, which are particularly numerous in the south.

To quote my uncle at his younger sister's wedding, "No booze?! You can't expect a guy to agree to this kind of commitment sober!"
 
I honestly didn't care about the lack of alcohol though. It was the lack of anything to drink that wasn't gross that frustrated me.
 

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What kind of southerner am I? One that spent most of his formative years in COLORADO AND MARYLAND, remember? :p

Yes, everybody else here luuuuuuvs them some sweet tea. Me, it just tastes like overly-sugary mop water.
Part of the problem is that restaurants have a different idea of what "sweet" means than most homemade sweet tea does. It's supposed to be subtly sweet, not syrup.
 
Eh, I like sweet tea, but I can't see why you'd serve only that. Doesn't make any more sense than only serving Coke, or only Sprite, or what-have-you.
Sweet tea, like lemonade and water, is easy to keep at room temperature (with some ice nearby for cooling your glass/pitcher), doesn't go stale or flat in a hurry, and is generally liked down here.
 
Part of the problem is that restaurants have a different idea of what "sweet" means than most homemade sweet tea does. It's supposed to be subtly sweet, not syrup.
If I drink tea in a restaurant I get the unsweetened stuff and add my own sugar (normally saccharin,) because you just can't trust the staff to get it right.[DOUBLEPOST=1489584851,1489584573][/DOUBLEPOST]
Sweet tea is tasty and refreshing.
A one-gallon jug of Arizona lemon-flavored tannous corn syrup is not.

--Patrick
My Brother started drinking the large cans of Arizona Tea when they first became popular in Texas. He was telling me that I should try them, "It's only 140 calories for this quart sized can."

"Only 140? how many servings is that?"

"...(long silence)...oh shit, 4 servings."

"Yeah bro, you just drank 1/4 of your daily calorie intake."
 
When I tried sweet tea at a restaurant in South Carolina, it tasted like they poured corn syrup into the glass then waved a teabag over it. Blech!

I'll sometimes add a little honey to hot tea, but my iced tea is always unsweetened, with a lemon slice if available. Asking for that at southern restaurants often got me weird looks.
 

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When I tried sweet tea at a restaurant in South Carolina, it tasted like they poured corn syrup into the glass then waved a teabag over it. Blech!

I'll sometimes add a little honey to hot tea, but my iced tea is always unsweetened, with a lemon slice if available. Asking for that at southern restaurants often got me weird looks.
Yeah, but that's not real SC iced tea. I learned 2/3 cup sugar to a gallon, which is not super sweet. Sugar goes in when the tea is still hot. Putting it in at the table or after its cold is not good, either. (I'm a native South Carolinian)
 
I just realized - maybe not for the first time - that y'all are just talking about iced tea.

I don't like it. I like my tea like I like my women - hot and bitter.
 
Damn it, Amorphis had to cancel their Ottawa show because there's a bus and trailer ban on NY and PA highways and there's no way for them to make it here... Been waiting a solid decade to see them live... :cry:
 
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Ah. I don't recall ever hearing about such a thing - whether for weather or terrorism fears, which was what leapt to mind.

Full road closures, sure, obviously, but maybe I should look up why it's just buses and trailers to sate my curiosity.
 
I would imagine buses and trailers, with their increased length, are more susceptible to losing control and creating Carmageddon-esque accidents?

I don't know, I don't drive. But I can imagine!
 
I don't do iced tea, but I was pretty shocked when my friend said that she added sweetner to her protein shakes. I use the same stuff and it tastes like McDonalds shakes. No extra stuff required. I actually water it down.
 

GasBandit

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The engineer is in my server room doing automation upgrades. I can hear him talking to the automation company's support line on his cell phone, and I can tell from his side of the conversation things are not going well.

Just when I was starting to get caught up again, too >_<
 
TWICE today have I found spiders upon my person :aaah:
...were you sleeping? If you were, you should've eaten them. Then you'd only have 6 more to go this year.
And now the red plastic part is coming off my swiss army knife! :cry:
Mine did, too.
...after I boiled* it. I was trying to clean the gunk out of it, didn't realize the plastic parts had such a low melting point.

--Patrick
*It was actually more of a simmer, but still too hot.
 
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