:3

[GasBandit]

A figurine of that size and quality is at least 80 bucks. I mean, stealing a bottlecap or a shiny coin or something is one thing... this is Grand Theft Waifu.

 

[Emrys]

A figurine of that size and quality is at least 80 bucks. I mean, stealing a bottlecap or a shiny coin or something is one thing... this is Grand Theft Waifu.

Doomweasels aim high.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dei]

 

[GasBandit]

A 50 second rich, compelling and heartwarming story wherein red kitty musters enough energy to go and sleep with the rest of the kitties

 

[MindDetective]

We really need an "Awwww!" rating.

 

[Denbrought]

We really need an "Awwww!" rating.

I'd rate this Tsundere, if I could.

 

[Bubble181]

What a way to describe an oscar-nominated movie about racial tension, youth, loss of innocence, and learning to accept who you are.[DOUBLEPOST=1489786648,1489786499][/DOUBLEPOST]There'll be a huge stink over the fact that White Kitty #3 gets the Oscar for best supporting actor, while Red Kitty loses to Matt Damon for best actor.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Who is a good assistant chef?

Spoiler

 

[GasBandit]

A snoring hummingbird.

 

[PatrThom]

A snoring hummingbird.

A hummingbird coming out of torpor, you mean.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

A hummingbird coming out of torpor, you mean.

--Patrick

/bonk

 

[PatrThom]

You're welcome.
Pedant awaaaaaaaay...!

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[sixpackshaker]

Wow that looks just like the cat I had as a child.

 

[PatrThom]

Wow that looks just like the cat I had as a child.

That looks just like the last cat we had to have put down after 20 or so years.
Kati calls 'em "Snoopy cats," and they're really common around here. White with spots, but the spots aren't solid, they're all that tabby pattern.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

Why is this clip not here yet?

There, all fixed (until Facebook pulls it, of course).

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

I must be a pessimist. I was waiting for a wolf or eagle to remind us that this is nature...

 

[figmentPez]

Why is this clip not here yet?

Because @LittleKagsin doesn't have doomweasels to clean up after she squeesplodes.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[sixpackshaker]

The Hooman still has her winter coat...

 

[LittleKagsin]

Because @LittleKagsin doesn't have doomweasels to clean up after she squeesplodes.

*WEEPS. JUST WEEPS*

I've seen that clip beforee!! *dies* *gives up the ghost*

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Dei]

 

[PatrThom]

The entire time, I'm thinking, "Who is this guy who is not Kripp, and what is he doing with Kripp's dogs?"

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

Cat being cat.

Can confirm, they are prone act like this. Usually after dark.

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

The horse and the hoodie.

 

[PatrThom]

I can hear the sound in my head.
PBBBBLLLLTzzzzipzzzzoopzzzipzzzoooopHAHAHOHGODMAKEHIMSTOP

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

 

[filmfanatic]

 

[Sparhawk]

We're gonna need a cleanup on aisle 3 and aisle 7.

 

[PatrThom]

Heh. I just sent that to Kati. She had an American bulldog that would do that same thing with a double-knotted rope.
...and then would bring you that rope to do it again.
...the same, scragglier every month rope. For years.

--Patrick

 

[sixpackshaker]

It is so cute when they practice murder in that way...

 

[Emrys]

Lookit that adorable water weasel!

<squeeeeeeexplode!>

 

[HCGLNS]

Lookit that adorable water weasel!

THAT'S what SHE said!