Former President and Convicted Felon Trump Thread

[@Li3n]

Why not the midterms? Vote Giant Meteor Party to Congress!

Pfft, everyone knows that just won't have the same impact.

 

[Tiger Tsang]

Not sure which of those isn't classified information and shouldn't be shared with other countries.

Oh, no doubt.

 

[GasBandit]

Trump is "a complete disaster." - John Boehner

 

[Gruebeard]

Trump is "a complete disaster." - John Boehner

Boner's comments need a little editing:

U.S. President Donald Trump's time in office has been a "complete disaster" aside from foreign affairs, fellow Republican and former U.S. House Speaker John Boehner said at an energy conference.

 

[Dave]

Yeah. How can he even BEGIN to think that Trump's bullshit foreign affairs have been successful? Unless cozying up to despots and terrorist countries while alienating and insulting our allies is considered successful to him.

 

[Gruebeard]

We don't even want to shake your hand anymore!


Oh wait! Maybe Boehner's telling us why Melania won't hold his hand.

 

[Dei]

 

[Frank]

No stamina. Sad.

 

[blotsfan]

Its our best chance at getting rid of him.

 

[Dave]

Feed him things that are really bad him and then jump out and shout BOO! as often as possible.

I really want to see the memoirs of some secret service guys once Trump is out of office.

 

[Frank]

Trump was too much of a bitch to tell the G7 to it's face that the US is pulling out of the Paris accords.

Which you guys are according to sources saying he's telling all his White House bros that it's happening.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Its our best chance at getting rid of him.

Forcing him to do physical activity?

 

[GasBandit]

Trump was too much of a bitch to tell the G7 to it's face that the US is pulling out of the Paris accords.

Which you guys are according to sources saying he's telling all his White House bros that it's happening.

"But you said that, right? You said 'The US will be leaving the Paris Accords?'"

"I said it! I straight up looked her in the eyeballs and said...."

(looking around fearfully)

"... biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"

 

[HCGLNS]

Does trump say and type fake news because he cannot spell or pronounce propaganda?

 

[blotsfan]

Forcing him to do physical activity?

I meant more his general lifestyle killing him.

 

[PatrThom]

I meant more his generalissimo lifestyle killing him.

FTFY

--Patrick

 

[Dei]

Trump complained of trouble setting up golf courses in EU during Brussels visit

 

[DarkAudit]

And of COURSE it would be stolen from another family...

 

[DarkAudit]

Covfefe?

Sigh.

 

[BErt]

Sigh all you want, that's the best thing he's ever tweeted.

 

[Bubble181]

There are worse reasons to resign than "having a stroke live on Twitter".

 

[DarkAudit]

"having a stroke live on Twitter".

One could only hope.

 

[Hailey Knight]

I never knew a meme could grow so fast.

It's ... beautiful.

 

[DarkAudit]

I never knew a meme could grow so fast.

It's ... beautiful.

One of the few benefits of third shift. I was able to see it unfold in real time. Truly a wonder.


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[Dave]

Unlike me. I got up this morning and was like, "Covfefe?"

 

[blotsfan]

I think literally every person I follow on twitter made at least one convfefe joke. And I follow many different types of people. Who says trump has made us a divided nation?

 

[PatrThom]

Yeah I wake up this morning and the Internet is all "covfefe" and Kabul.

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

I think literally every person I follow on twitter made at least one convfefe joke. And I follow many different types of people. Who says trump has made us a divided nation?

At this point, I assume that Trump is actually some genetically engineered creature created by Ozymandias as a way to force the world into cooperation by rallying against a single external force.

 

[HCGLNS]

So trump just exempted his entire cabinet from any ethical considerations.

That's not suspicious, like, AT ALL.

 

[Zappit]

Just keep counting the days until 2018.

 

[Krisken]

So trump just exempted his entire cabinet from any ethical considerations.

That's not suspicious, like, AT ALL.

He did? Do you have a link?

 

[Dei]

He did? Do you have a link?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...7-appointees-including-four-former-lobbyists/

 

[PatrThom]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...7-appointees-including-four-former-lobbyists/

Yeah but we all know WaPo is just fake news.

--Patrick

 

[Gruebeard]

Ethics waiver.

 

[HCGLNS]

In of itself, it's not that strange of a thing. Typically to fill a position that requires an elite level of specialization you have to pick from a select few groups. And a waiver is issued so the person can then work and not ignore their previous employer. But to withhold for so long what the waivers specified and that they even existed is well, ridiculous.