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[GasBandit]

Well at least now she won't be a victim of the Black Beast of Argh.
...is that what you're calling your cat these days, Gas?

--Patrick

Actually, I'm thiiiiis close to renaming him "Nibbles." Because that seems to be how he shows affection. I mean, yeah, "Shadow" still seems appropriate because he follows me from room to room, but....

"Legendary Black Beast" is a bit overdramatic for his sedentary lifestyle.[DOUBLEPOST=1496910620,1496910513][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, I'm always amazed at how red and gray the camera in my phone makes him.

 

[Bubble181]

Also, I'm always amazed at how red and gray the camera in my phone makes him.

You forgot all about that filter you put on your phone to make all women automatically look like redheads, huh?

 

[@Li3n]

Actually, I'm thiiiiis close to renaming him "Nibbles." Because that seems to be how he shows affection. I mean, yeah, "Shadow" still seems appropriate because he follows me from room to room, but....

What, you can't just call him "Shadow Nibbles"?

 

[Celt Z]

...you just want to paddle her, don't you.

@Emrys :

Let me put it this way. If you weren't married, and I didn't live on the other side of the country, and we weren't internet strangers, and I didn't suffer from crippling social anxiety...

Well, you know, I'll be down in Florida this October...
But still married. And held captive in a kingdom ruled by a giant mouse.

I'm gonna disagree with everyone here. I mean, yes, your hair looks great like that, but it's not jet black.

What-evah! I can't expect good taste from a Patriots fan.

But thanks everyone! It's actually a mix of bright orange and purple at the ends, but much like Gas' phone, I have trouble getting a photo to show that clearly.

 

[Cog]

María Gabriela. Year 7.



She wants gifts from my "gringo" friends.

 

[Dave]

What kind of gifts does she want?

 

[Celt Z]

Ugg boots, infinity scarf and a pumpkin spice latte. I hear it's the Gringa Starter Pack.

 

[Cog]

Ugg boots, infinity scarf and a pumpkin spice latte. I hear it's the Gringa Starter Pack.

I only used that word once when she asked and it stuck with her.

 

[Dei]

Me and my pain in the ass daughter.

 

[GasBandit]

What, you can't just call him "Shadow Nibbles"?

Doesn't sound right.

 

[Celt Z]

Doesn't sound right.

Shadow M. Nibbleton III

 

[GasBandit]

Shadow M. Nibbleton III

... Just because my dog was named Kaiser Wilhelm von Ziegfried when I was in high school, doesn't mean I'm into ridiculous pet names.

(I called him Ziggy for short. My dad chose the longer one.)

 

[Celt Z]

You know you want to do it.






Do eeeeeeeeeeeet

 

[Denbrought]

I hope you do end up renaming the cat, so your neighbors have the chance to hear you yelling at your nipples to get off the table.

 

[GasBandit]

You know you want to do it.






Do eeeeeeeeeeeet

...

"Stop usin' your wiles on me."

I hope you do end up renaming the cat, so your neighbors have the chance to hear you yelling at your nipples to get off the table.

I never actually call him by his name anyway... he's "CAT" when he's bad, and "Kitty" when he's good.

 

[Dei]

... Just because my dog was named Kaiser Wilhelm von Ziegfried when I was in high school, doesn't mean I'm into ridiculous pet names.

(I called him Ziggy for short. My dad chose the longer one.)

I love ridiculous pet names. It's especially fun reading pedigree certificates, because all of those dogs seem to have amazing names.

 

[GasBandit]

I love ridiculous pet names. It's especially fun reading pedigree certificates, because all of those dogs seem to have amazing names.

And Ziggy had one of those, which is why I guess my Dad felt compelled to make that ridiculous name. He was an AKC certified purebred German Shepherd, which is I guess why he only lived 8 years

 

[sixpackshaker]

My three German Shepherds where, Vlad Tepes, Kaiser Bill, and Panzer. Kaiser was the most evil of the three.

 

[Emrys]

@Emrys :

Yowza!
<faint>

 

[Cog]

What kind of gifts does she want?

It was a joke. I don't want another Fallout 4 situation.

 

[PatrThom]

Me and my pain in the ass daughter.

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She's a lot taller than I expected.

--Patrick

 

[Dei]

She's a lot taller than I expected.

--Patrick

Can't tell if sarcasm.

She's standing on a pedestal behind me, because she likes pretending she's already taller than me.

 

[Celt Z]

Me and my pain in the ass daughter.

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What I want to know is how you found a place that lets you paint Baby Groot! I always get a flower or shrubs or a sunset.

 

[Dei]

What I want to know is how you found a place that lets you paint Baby Groot! I always get a flower or shrubs or a sunset.

It was actually the first time they did it! My daughter and I signed up as soon as we saw it.

It also helps that Colorado has a huge nerd culture.

 

[Jay]

It's been awhile I haven't posted here sooooo... enjoy the spam.

 

[Emrys]

So adorable! So much pink!

 

[Jay]

So adorable! So much pink!

Thank you.

 

[Bones]

@Jay that is one adorable little kiddo, sweet bbq jesus she is precocious little upstart, probably just like her folks :3

 

[Emrys]

@Jay that is one adorable little kiddo, sweet bbq jesus she is precocious little upstart, probably just like her folks :3

Sweet BBQ jesus?

 

[PatrThom]

Sweet BBQ jesus?

He gets the tenderest ribs and shish kebabs.
You'll think you died and went to Heaven.

--Patrick

 

[Cheesy1]

He gets the tenderest ribs and shish kebabs.
You'll think you died and went to Heaven.

--Patrick

He can also feed up 5,000 people at a time, and the cocktails never end!

 

[@Li3n]

Doesn't sound right.

Shadow Nibbles, Esq.

There' i fixed it...

 

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*Shadow Nipples

 

[Jay]

@Jay that is one adorable little kiddo, sweet bbq jesus she is precocious little upstart, probably just like her folks :3

Mom mostly, I'm a saint.

 

[Bones]

Mom mostly, I'm a saint.

Beauty and smarts. You really hit a grand slam [emoji14]