[Thread Game] Name that halforumite!

[strawman]

Guess who originally said the quoted bit (bonus points if you don't use search!), then post an old quote for others to guess who said it.

Start with:

It's so gristly and looks exactly like what it is

 

[GasBandit]

There is no way anybody (but who said it) would guess who said that without searching. I searched. It's Fade.

Anyway, here's my submission - I'll toss out a softball for whoever guesses next:

The buzz cut is associated with new army recruits in Taiwan. I can't get one without people staring at me and wondering what I'm doing off base.

 

[HCGLNS]

There is no way anybody (but who said it) would guess who said that without searching. I searched. It's Fade.

Anyway, here's my submission - I'll toss out a softball for whoever guesses next:

Rob King?

 

[fade]

I didn't even know who it was.

 

[Gruebeard]

It's Fade.

Oh, so this thread is really just @stienman trolling us with a steak debate?

 

[GasBandit]

Guys, my submission is super fucking obvious.

 

[Tinwhistler]

Guys, my submission is super fucking obvious.

obviously bhamv. Search confirms it..gimme a sec to lob out my entry[DOUBLEPOST=1496792209,1496791874][/DOUBLEPOST]"now I'm wondering who it is walking around with crap in their pants"

 

[figmentPez]

Guys, my submission is super fucking obvious.

It's JCM.

 

[PatrThom]

It's JCM.

You could say that about any of them.

--Patrick

 

[BErt]

Spoiler

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and...I like to kiss my own butt.

...yeah I don't know that this game is gonna go very far.

 

[Gruebeard]

obviously bhamv. Search confirms it..gimme a sec to lob out my entry[DOUBLEPOST=1496792209,1496791874][/DOUBLEPOST]"now I'm wondering who it is walking around with crap in their pants"

I remember that! @Dave eavesdropping in on someone taking a crap in the bathroom, or something like that.

 

[Celt Z]

Spoiler

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and...I like to kiss my own butt.

...yeah I don't know that this game is gonna go very far.

Moe Szyslak is a member? TIL.

 

[bhamv3]

I am breaking the rules of the game and posting a new quote for people to guess! Mainly because I can't tell which quote I'm meant to be guessing!

HELP HELP I'M TOO DRUNK AND IT'S FIVE PM, FUCK


does anyone want to chat


i'm on aim at n30 raven or i'll reply to this fucking thread

my boss bought me some vodka since i won a bet about a coworker fucking us over.


it's pretty smooth and so far today i have drank a lot of it directly

wine has all kinds of fuckin calories and vitamins and shit

All same person, all same thread.

 

[PatrThom]

I am breaking the rules of the game and posting a new quote for people to guess! Mainly because I can't tell which quote I'm meant to be guessing!
All same person, all same thread.

How could that possibly be anyone other than @Chad Sexington?
If not, then whoever it is is doing a pretty fair impression.

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

I am breaking the rules of the game and posting a new quote for people to guess! Mainly because I can't tell which quote I'm meant to be guessing!







All same person, all same thread.

That's Charlie, because I know his aim handle.

 

[PatrThom]

Ah, I should've realized the tone was too vulgar to be Chad.

--Patrick

 

[bhamv3]

I am posting another one because I like breaking rules! This one shouldn't be too hard, I think.

In response to this:

I actually hate this how. It jsut comes off wrong to me, and ends up not being funny. I really cannot put my finger on it.

Which Halforumite posted the following?

Well there could be several reasons:
Have you had your heart replaced with a robot heart?
Did you, at any point in your life, sell your soul for any reason?
Do you not have human blood pumping through your veins?

No but seriously, it has a very specific and different feel that's not going to appeal to everyone. I'm shocked that it is as popular as it is. When CDS and I first watched the pilot when they aired it back in May, we both loved it, and we both agreed that the show wouldn't last four episodes. I'm glad we were wrong!

 

[Gruebeard]

I am posting another one because I like breaking rules! This one shouldn't be too hard, I think.

In response to this:



Which Halforumite posted the following?

Was that Kissinger? Or Mister Steve?[DOUBLEPOST=1496894640,1496894541][/DOUBLEPOST]*searches*

Nope.

 

[bhamv3]

Kissinger, actually. Your searches may not be turning up anything because his username is now Steven Soderburgin.

 

[Gruebeard]

Kissinger, actually. Your searches may not be turning up anything because his username is now Steven Soderburgin.

My search turned up Shannow.

And I was waffling on who - Kissinger or Steve - was Chuck's buddy. I think everyone can understand why I might confuse the two [DOUBLEPOST=1496895794,1496895620][/DOUBLEPOST]*re-searches*

Well shit. I read the search results wrong. Why the fuck did I think Shaanow changed his username to Glee?

I'm not even drunk or otherwise intoxicated!

 

[Gruebeard]

Okay, so since I actually guessed that last one right, I guess I ought to provide the next quote. And since @stienman already went with a quote from the Great Controversy, I'm left with having to pick a quote from a bland subject.

So which Halforumite said the following?

I'm quite content to extend that to mean complete access to abortion for whatever reason the woman bearing the kid has, even if that's as a form of birth control

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[strawman]

Okay, so since I actually guessed that last one right, I guess I ought to provide the next quote. And since @stienman already went with a quote from the Great Controversy, I'm left with having to pick a quote from a bland subject.

So which Halforumite said the following?

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Glad you chose a topic so devoid of controversy! I guessed CDS, but was wrong, wrong wrong!

 

[drawn_inward]

Okay, so since I actually guessed that last one right, I guess I ought to provide the next quote. And since @stienman already went with a quote from the Great Controversy, I'm left with having to pick a quote from a bland subject.

So which Halforumite said the following?

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Stienman?

 

[GasBandit]

Hollow, AKA Kitty Sinatra.

Somebody else can pick the next one, I'm in the middle of something and can't go hunting right now.

 

[drawn_inward]

But seriously that movie was dope as hell and I loved the climax and cried twice.

 

[Gruebeard]

Hollow, AKA Kitty Sinatra.

Somebody else can pick the next one, I'm in the middle of something and can't go hunting right now.

Gas is right. But that's only part A.

Part B is "Which Halformite is that?"

 

[GasBandit]

Gas is right. But that's only part A.

Part B is "Which Halformite is that?"

It's you, you drama queen

 

[bhamv3]

But seriously that movie was dope as hell and I loved the climax and cried twice.

Gah! I remember this post because it was about Frozen and I remember agreeing with it because I also cried during it, but I can't remember who said it!

 

[drifter]

But seriously that movie was dope as hell and I loved the climax and cried twice.

Was it phil? I'm guessing phil.

 

[Gruebeard]

Was it phil? I'm guessing phil.

It was not phil.

It was Frozen.

 

[drawn_inward]

The movie was Frozen. The poster is a resident of the great white North.

 

[Gruebeard]

The poster is a resident of the great white North.

There's even a Toronto restaurant that shares his name.

 

[drawn_inward]

There's even a Toronto restaurant that shares his name.

His name rhymes with Rusto.

 

[Gruebeard]

@stienman, this game is hard.[DOUBLEPOST=1497032362,1497032191][/DOUBLEPOST]But let's try this another.

So adorable! So much pink!

 

[Denbrought]

His name rhymes with Rusto.

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