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GasBandit

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That's backwards. That's somebody "doing something because he thinks it makes him look cool," not "not giving a shit about something that doesn't look cool."

He's not wearing who he is as armor, he's pretending to be someone else. And that's the root of why it's so cringey.
 
During my tire problems last week, the station vehicle I borrowed was our HHR.

It felt like I was driving a fucking WW2 tank. It didn't seem to have a windshield so much as a glass-covered slit embedded in a thick metal frame.
HEY now. The HHR isn't that bad. You get used to the large A-pillars.

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HEY now. The HHR isn't that bad. You get used to the large A-pillars.

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There is a small pupper in the neighborhood that knows how to stand in the shade of my A-pillars.

I am just about 2 inches too short to just stick my head out of the sun roof.
 
Yikes, I'm the best dressed and best looking person waiting to board this flight.

Sure hope this isn't the B ark.
 
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I love my sunglasses. I keep a single pair for years, even cheap ones. I had Gargoyles for a long time, lifetime warranty paid off greatly, had them replaced at least 5 times. Lost them in a move while in the military, paid like $120 for 'em. Used some cheap things for a few years, 'cause I didn't have any money (ya know, military) and after I got out found a polarized pair that worked great until they finally came apart. Cheap glasses for another couple of years, and broke down and bought a pair of Polarized Oakley's that I've had for almost 3 years now. My eyes are fairly light sensitive, so I make sure I have my sunglasses at hand at all times.

Sure hope this isn't the B ark.
Just means you'll be a survivor then.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I mean, jump to 2:10 in that video and look at the POV drive. That is not a fisheye lens. You really can't see the feckin sky through the windshield of an HHR (or the stoplight, if you're first in line). But you know what you do see? Tons and tons of overlapping faux-vintage plastic-that-looks-like-metal gauges and whatnot.

Bleck.
 
Real talk: what it feels like to sit in the driver's seat of an HHR -
Yeah. I remember when I used to think the Dodge Magnum looked real badass, too...until I sat in one. You can't see anything that isn't right in front of you or exactly perpendicular to the driver's seat, and trying to see traffic in the rear-view mirror is like watching a YouTube video that someone has filmed on their phone in portrait mode.

--Patrick
 
I mean, jump to 2:10 in that video and look at the POV drive. That is not a fisheye lens. You really can't see the feckin sky through the windshield of an HHR (or the stoplight, if you're first in line). But you know what you do see? Tons and tons of overlapping faux-vintage plastic-that-looks-like-metal gauges and whatnot.

Bleck.
That is a fisheye lens. He's got the camera on the back coat hook.

I'm not saying the HHR is a great car. It's tolerable. It's got issues (hello, ignition lock!). I hate the brakes. For a daily driver it's usable. But damn boy, you treat it like it's the worst car in the known universe.

We all know that honor goes to the Trabant.[DOUBLEPOST=1497493149,1497492809][/DOUBLEPOST]
Note to self: never go car shopping with jwhouk
HEY now. Just because I've owned a PT Cruiser, a Dodge Dakota, two Ford Escorts and a Renault Encore...

...okay, I see your point.
 
I have an eight year old HHR that I bought new. (Hard to believe that I have been on this board that long.) It rattles a little, the ignition did fail once, I accidentally ripped the shade out of the sun roof... besides that, dependable. And I have the mid-level engine, and it is pretty damned quick.
 

GasBandit

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Man... I don't want to turn this back into the "the weather here is the worst contest" thread... but oh my gaaahd has the humidity really cranked itself up this week. I mean, it's only 90 outside but it's torturous, feels like over 100 and everything's sticky.
 
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