[Thread Game] Name that halforumite!

Gruebeard · Jun 9, 2017

Denbrought said:
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That gave me mucho gusto.

drawn_inward · Jun 9, 2017

Gruebeard said:
@stienman, this game is hard.[DOUBLEPOST=1497032362,1497032191][/DOUBLEPOST]But let's try this another.

Well, that is another great north denizen! With her own army of doomweasels!

bhamv3 · Jun 12, 2017

Oooh, I have a good one! Who said this, and managed to collect eight disagrees for it?

When you quit abruptly, you're not screwing your coworkers over. Period. In zero way. The company screws them over by continuing to make the remaining workers equal the output/profit in spite of the added stress and work with (assumed) no additional compensation.

GasBandit · Jun 12, 2017

bhamv3 said:
Oooh, I have a good one! Who said this, and managed to collect eight disagrees for it?

Raging douchenozzle? 8 disagrees? Smells like Charlie.

bhamv3 · Jun 12, 2017

GasBandit said:
Raging douchenozzle? 8 disagrees? Smells like Charlie.

That is correct!
https://www.halforums.com/threads/rant-viii-the-reckoning.27941/page-108#post-1197559

DarkAudit · Jun 12, 2017

I'll say again what I've always said. Other people's drama = profit for me. I'm earning time and a half while you're making a big fat ZERO.

bhamv3 · Jun 12, 2017

Next entry, another classic in Halforums history:

Yes, would much more difficult for the White woman to get an Asian man, as his mother is overly-protective of her son. The parents would feel that a white woman isn't worthy enough of their son.

mikerc · Jun 12, 2017

bhamv3 said:
Next entry, another classic in Halforums history:

Asians dating whites? Gotta be Naiwen.

Bubble181 · Jun 12, 2017

bhamv3 said:
Next entry, another classic in Halforums history:

Whatsherface, Naywen? Niwen? Naiwen? Something like that.

Next, and this one's going to be a problem to search for

:

"She was very mature for her age"

Gruebeard · Jun 12, 2017

Bubble181 said:
Whatsherface, Naywen? Niwen? Naiwen? Something like that.

Next, and this one's going to be a problem to search for :

"She was very mature for her age"

Iaculus

Ravenpoe · Jun 12, 2017

Gruebeard said:
Iaculus

GasBandit · Jun 12, 2017

ICARUS. Poor Iaculus.[DOUBLEPOST=1497282126,1497281596][/DOUBLEPOST]I got one for you guys, and this one is tough because a LOT of people have said it... but who first said, "Seems they're up to no good..." ?

Bubble181 · Jun 12, 2017

GasBandit said:
ICARUS. Poor Iaculus.[DOUBLEPOST=1497282126,1497281596][/DOUBLEPOST]I got one for you guys, and this one is tough because a LOT of people have said it... but who first said, "Seems they're up to no good..." ?

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs?

Officer_Charon · Jun 13, 2017

The syntax leads me to believe it's someone with English as a second language.... Maybe Bubble?

Bubble181 · Jun 13, 2017

Officer_Charon said:
The syntax leads me to believe it's someone with English as a second language.... Maybe Bubble?

Nah. I wasn't a part of the second HF Academy.

Officer_Charon · Jun 13, 2017

Bubble181 said:
Nah. I wasn't a part of the second HF Academy.

Oh, fuck me running, THAT'S why it was familiar. *facepalm*

Then I'ma say Jay Sirius.

Jay · Jun 13, 2017

I'm an albino and I recently got married.
Recent developments require something something new to be carried.

GasBandit · Jun 13, 2017

Officer_Charon said:
Oh, fuck me running, THAT'S why it was familiar. *facepalm*

Then I'ma say Jay Sirius.

He was ALSO not part of HFA2, just 1. But Bubble's clue is a good one

Celt Z · Jun 13, 2017

Jay said:
I'm an albino and I recently got married.
Recent developments require something something new to be carried.

Adam? Although I don't recall him using that exact wording.

Edit: He's pale, he recently married, and now they have to carry around a new baby. @Jay

bhamv3 · Jun 20, 2017

Should be fairly easy to find the thread, but who posted the following movie review?

It was the worst movie I have ever seen. Spiderman sounded (and acted) like twelve year old, Ant-man was shoehorned in and completely awkward, and they somehow miraculously made Captain America (the I-Do-Superman-Better-Than-Superman hero), a better stand-in for Hitler than Iron Man was in the comics.

2/10 (extra point for Black Widow fanservice). Would not recommend.

drawn_inward · Jun 20, 2017

bhamv3 said:
Should be fairly easy to find the thread, but who posted the following movie review?

I have no idea who that is, but they're wrong.

GasBandit · Jun 20, 2017

I am not sure I believe an actual person said that.

blotsfan · Jun 20, 2017

Sounds like Jay

Edit: it wasn't, and I found the actual post and it was a joke.

PatrThom · Jun 20, 2017

GasBandit said:
I am not sure I believe an actual person said that.

Hey, it wasn't me. I still haven't seen more than half those movies.

--Patrick

bhamv3 · Jul 30, 2017

Who posted this query, which sounds delightfully bizarre out of context?

If I wasn't into ryona, why would I be into guro?

drifter · Jul 30, 2017

Jesus that could be anybody.

PatrThom · Jul 30, 2017

I'm guessing it wasn't @stienman. Was it @GasBandit?

--Patrick

GasBandit · Jul 30, 2017

Officer_Charon · Jul 30, 2017

Well, not into guro, at least...

Gruebeard · Jul 30, 2017

drifter said:
Jesus that could be anybody.

I don't know what that stuff is.

I think, from y'all discussing it here, they're subcategories of Hentai, which is something else I wouldn't know about if not for y'all.

So it ain't me.

Null · Jul 30, 2017

That might have been me?

bhamv3 · Jul 31, 2017

Null said:
That might have been me?

Correct.

Ravenpoe · Jul 31, 2017

Gruebeard said:
I don't know what that stuff is.

I think, from y'all discussing it here, they're subcategories of Hentai, which is something else I wouldn't know about if not for y'all.

So it ain't me.

Go Google it. We'll wait.

:devil:

Null · Jul 31, 2017

Gruebeard said:
I don't know what that stuff is.

I think, from y'all discussing it here, they're subcategories of Hentai, which is something else I wouldn't know about if not for y'all.

So it ain't me.

Ryona is a genre which involves women being beaten, injured, and punished. Guro is "gore", meaning blood, guts, dismemberment, death, etc.

Yup, Japanese has two different words for "jerking off to abusing women".

GasBandit · Jul 31, 2017

Null said:
Ryona is a genre which involves women being beaten, injured, and punished. Guro is "gore", meaning blood, guts, dismemberment, death, etc.

Yup, Japanese has two different words for "jerking off to abusing women".

It has more words for that than two >_<