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That's seals, not otters, you wannabe-Canadian.
figmentPez
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Clubbing baby seals? You monster!That's seals, not otters, you wannabe-Canadian.
Warranty void if seal is broken.
One of us! One of us!
Okay. Get me a laser pointer, a cat, and directions to that hallway!
Um, okay. I might need a bigger hallway.
OMG, the little waggy tail! Who's got the cutest little waggy tail?!
<squeeeeeeexplode!> <pop>[DOUBLEPOST=1501394318,1501394262][/DOUBLEPOST]
Mine was purple but yeah, those little buggers will steal anything.
AHHHH! I love those geckos! We have them here and they are so cute!
Nuts, he's spotted me! I thought I was hidden so well....
Dammit, I get home from a long day of subliminally controlling the US President frolicking through the fields and picking wildflowers to this mess!
I ain't cleaning it up, @DarkAudit! Get yer damn mop and get up here!
I ain't cleaning it up, @DarkAudit! Get yer damn mop and get up here!
First time I've heard the version with that soundtrack (I think?).
I know it's Shostakovich, but I keep hearing Kameo.
--Patrick
A squeesplort has a bit more of a splatterpattern on the walls, a squeesplode is more of a fine mist covering everything. I think.
With squeeexplodes, you can use a mop. With squeeesplorts, you need a squeegee.
And Doomweasel Minion is very angry with you for not showing up.
He has his job, I have mine. And right now my job is trying to find a new one. That means dressing for success, not for cleaning up squeesplorts.
Doomweasel minion is very sad and is crying in the corner.
Oh wait, that's not crying; that's plotting revenge.
Well, it was good knowing you.
Just so @Doomweasel minion knows, if anything happens to me, he's stuck with my bills. And losing internet and phone will make my mom very, very unhappy.
He wandered off with a ball of rubberbands and a barrel of squid, muttering "He will pay, oh yes".Just so @Doomweasel minion knows, if anything happens to me, he's stuck with my bills. And losing internet and phone will make my mom very, very unhappy.
I'll see if I can catch him before he leaves.
